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At some point in our lives, we do dream some funny, stupid awkward dreams.
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so just dis nite, I just woke up 4rm a chilling akward dream.
una know dat Commando film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger? during d time he went to break into an arms warehouse to collect those arsenal of weapons, my broda, na me follow am with army camo bag.

as d guy dey load em own, na so him put one machine gun & a mini rocket launcher for my bag wey I carry for back like backpack.
Arnold come waka leaving me to take d weapons to my house. I enter my bike ride comot 4 d compound, it was fast getting dark & I was riding towards king square center, ring road in Benin city.
unfortunately, our Naija police chose dat very evening of all every evenings to mount dia tax collection checkpoint. 4 dis very dream, dem contract agberos to help dem block loop holes so dat if u try avoiding dem for one side, agbero boiz gor kpanke u for d oda side

as I dey turn round a bend na so I sight dem, small chill hold me but been say I carry army camo bag 4 back, been think say dem go soji then lemme pass, highest I go form esprit 'd corp.
dis police dem carry gun for one hand still hold long stick for d oda. as I dey near dem dey form soja man, dem dey flank me down but I dwy fire on. police man carry him stick take wipe me with all of dem also tryin to but I managed to escape. come see agbero dem sef for front wit em stick to wipe me join but I still escape. pheww!

I haven't even riden more than two NEPA poles, I still jam anoda set of police checkpoint wit em agbero platoon. same previous escape scenerio played out again.

I ditched d bike & was now jogging onto a street wit a kinda slow moving traffick.

as I was jogging on one side of d road, my broda come see our Nigerian soldiers for inside dia military truck wit some of dem fully armed & me na, I carry camo bag wen I nor be soldier.

army truck was discharging off some officers (close of work for d day tinz), me for my mind I say "ee don be for me today" for d weapons wey I carry? heaven dey await pesin today

but I summon courage, hold my liver put for right hand dey form solja man walkin style but tryin to avoid eye contact in case I hear, "hey you! esprit 'd corp, wats ur army numba? wat unit are u? why are u not in full carmo? wats in d bag?"

but I managed to bypass dem & quickly cornered into a nearby street then I woke up.

Lol.............ensure you treat malaria this week.

Joiceee:
Lol.............ensure you treat malaria this week.

this one pass malaria

Joiceee:
Lol.............ensure you treat malaria this week.

joicee whatsup

bidexolumanish:
joicee whatsup

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