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Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by Nobody: 9:52am On Oct 22, 2017
Itzurboi:
Bro take this chill pill(JESUS), It will help sanitize your life, most especially your brain
You want him to take Jesus pills to cleanse his life of all sense and humanity, and experience the same misfortune of stupidity and animalistic myopia that has befallen you and your fellow self-centered Christards?

Only an insensitive, imbecilic animal thanks any God for the world being the kind of shiit it is. You guys are disgusting fools.

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Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by Nobody: 9:53am On Oct 22, 2017
DeepSight:

Who is this. Never seen this username before.
never mind lipsrsealed
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by selebobo10: 9:57am On Oct 22, 2017
Am thanking God for life and the Victory he has given me over unemployment..
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by Itzurboi(m): 9:57am On Oct 22, 2017
ZandhaZaraZ:
You want him to take Jesus pills to cleanse his life of all sense and humanity, and experience the same misfortune of stupidity and animalistic myopia that has befallen you and your fellow self-centered Christards?

Only an insensitive, imbecilic animal thanks any God for the world being the kind of shiit it is. You guys are disgusting fools.
welcome welcome welcome, but please you will have to wait a bit, you will be next in line...
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by 360great(m): 9:59am On Oct 22, 2017
My two months alawance was paid,
For the gift of life,
For what is about to do in my life in the nearest few weeks
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by DeepSight(m): 9:59am On Oct 22, 2017
selebobo10:
Am thanking God for life and the Victory he has given me over unemployment..

Why thank God for life.

Life is a nasty thing.

You will die anyway.

As per the job thank your educators and your employer
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by Nobody: 10:01am On Oct 22, 2017
I thank God for mercy journey,
I thank God for my previous semester result,
I thank God for adding one year to my years,
i thank for providing money for my hostel and school fees and I thank God for the thing's he is about to do in my life and that of my family.
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by DeepSight(m): 10:02am On Oct 22, 2017
360great:
My two months alawance was paid,
For the gift of life,
For what is about to do in my life in the nearest few weeks

Thank whoever gave you an allowance not God.

Why thank God for life.

Very soon you will die and rot away that is the will of God.

I don't know all that God is about to do in your life but I know you cannot escape death. That us the law of God.
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by Nobody: 10:05am On Oct 22, 2017
Itzurboi:
[s]welcome welcome welcome, but please you will have to wait a bit, you will be next in line...[/s]
You've eaten too much magic mushrooms, and you're now high to the point of lunacy. That's why you're stvpid enough to believe in Jesus.

That's how I saw one idiot yesterday thanking God for killing 600 people, and "saving her life" because she's a special person with purpose, while the others are as pointless and meaningless as poop, abi?

Christians will tell you how you have freewill and how your fate is in your own hands, then turn around the next minute to thank God for carrying out things as he has PREDESTINED, interfering with people's free will and using them as pawns in his horrific game of chess.

Without the Enlightenment, the Italian Renaissance, the French Revolution, and the subsequent Rise of Napoleon, Christianity would have been the most stupid religion on the planet, 'cause unenlightened Islam is much less stupid than endarkened Christianity.
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by Nobody: 10:07am On Oct 22, 2017
I wanna thank God for life, it was In August, I fell terribly ill, my nerves were damaged, had facial paralysis, constipation, constant headache, went to the hospital and a neurosurgeon said it might be a brain tumor, I was super scared, cos that was what killed my uncle, MRi scan was 60k, but I didnt go for the scan, I prayed like never before, with my mum and siblings, I stopped taking the drugs given to me, 1week later, by his Grace, I was strong, that I even went for my basketball practice, played well, got back home Stronger, oh God is great!!!!

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Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by MisterKennedy(m): 10:07am On Oct 22, 2017
Praise the LORD.I am thanking God for the gift of Life...I am alive to witness this new week only because of God's Grace and mercy.....Thank You My Sweet Jesus.
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by kennyjam: 10:07am On Oct 22, 2017
Seunfunmi18:
For Everything he has done for me.
And also in anticipation of my admission into Ahmadu Bello university Zaria





Amen!

Am a student there. what course are you going for?
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by adepeter2027(m): 10:09am On Oct 22, 2017
EmpresFIDEL:
I thank God for mercy journey,

What about those that die in car accidents?
I thank God for my previous semester result,

What about the grade F in other courses? Failed CAs, assignments, presentations?
I thank God for adding one year to my years,

What about those that their age meter has stopped reading? What about those whose age meter woukd soon stop to read.?
i thank for providing money for my hostel and school fees
what about those that gat no shelter? No food to eat?
and I thank God for the thing's he is about to do in my life and that of my family.
Like buying cars while others are trekking and dying

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Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by aruzuoke(m): 10:10am On Oct 22, 2017
I thank God for the gift of life and good health on me and my family. May his name be forever praised.
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by kennyjam: 10:11am On Oct 22, 2017
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the little way i can say thank you, i am saying it Lord --knowing it's never enough for all You have done, doing and will do.
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by kennyjam: 10:11am On Oct 22, 2017
Thanking GOD for His faithfulness despite me, a sinner and unfaithful. Also, for life of my family and mine and for the good health, protection, provision, preservation, favour, kindness, etc to mention but a few.

Thank You Jesus!
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by Itzurboi(m): 10:12am On Oct 22, 2017
ZandhaZaraZ:
You've eaten too much magic mushrooms, and you're now high to the point of lunacy. That's why you're stvpid enough to believe in Jesus.

That's how I saw one idiot yesterday thanking God for killing 600 people, and "saving her life" because she's a special person with purpose, while the others are as pointless and meaningless as poop, abi?

Christians will tell you how you have freewill and how your fate is in your own hands, then turn around the next minute to thank God for carrying out things has he has PREDESTINED, interfering with people's free will and using them as pawns in his horrific game of chess.

Without the Enlightenment, the Italian Renaissance, the French Revolution, and the subsequent Rise of Napoleon, Christianity would have been the most stupid religion on the planet, 'cause unenlightened Islam is much less stupid than endarkened Christianity.
your case is gidi gan... You will need a gidi gan deliverance minister
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by jgreyinteriors(m): 10:12am On Oct 22, 2017
God gave my family a beautiful baby girl ...hallelujah!
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by adepeter2027(m): 10:12am On Oct 22, 2017
armylord:
I wanna thank God for life, it was In August, I fell terribly ill, my nerves were damaged, had facial paralysis, constipation, constant headache, went to the hospital and a neurosurgeon said it might be a brain tumor, I was super scared, cos that was what killed my uncle, MRi scan was 60k, but I didnt go for the scan, I prayed like never before, with my mum and siblings, I stopped taking the drugs given to me, 1week later, by his Grace, I was strong, that I even went for my basketball practice, played well, got back home Stronger, oh God is great!!!!
Have you heard of relapse or recrudescence? If no, better Google before you blame the enemies and witches for your own problems
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by DeepSight(m): 10:16am On Oct 22, 2017
jgreyinteriors:
God gave my family a beautiful baby girl ...hallelujah!

What is the point thanking God for this when she has come to suffer and she too will die
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by Nobody: 10:16am On Oct 22, 2017
Itzurboi:
[s]your case is gidi gan... You will need a gidi gan deliverance minister[/s]
Deliverance? You mean convulsing like a mentally imbalanced idiot suffering from epileptic seizures in a hospital ward? No thanks. Such circus show of stupidity is for you and your Christian family.

I'm recommending a lobotomy for each one of you.
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by Nobody: 10:16am On Oct 22, 2017
adepeter2027:

What about those that die in car accidents?

What about the grade F in other courses? Failed CAs, assignments, presentations?

What about those that their age meter has stopped reading? What about those whose age meter woukd soon stop to read.?
what about those that gat no shelter? No food to eat?

Like buying cars while others are trekking and dying
that's why am thanking God for his
abundant grace because my case is different.
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by Nobody: 10:17am On Oct 22, 2017
adepeter2027:

Have you heard of relapse or recrudescence? If no, better Google before you blame the enemies and witches for your own problems
hahaha, I know the meaning, it won't reoccur, never again in Jesus name, My covenant with death has been annulled and my agreement with the grave will not stand, I believe in him, he Loves us all, and I reject every relapse aka recrudescence in Jesus name, AMEN!!!
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by Nobody: 10:18am On Oct 22, 2017
EmpresFIDEL:
[s]that's why am thanking God for his
abundant grace because my case is different.[/s]
Very selfish and myopic baboons.

WTF happened to your brains? undecided
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by DeepSight(m): 10:19am On Oct 22, 2017
armylord:
hahaha, I know the meaning, it won't reoccur, never again in Jesus name, My covenant with death has been annulled and my agreement with the grave will not stand, I believe in him, he Loves us all, and I reject every relapse aka recrudescence in Jesus name, AMEN!!!

You will still die
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by Itzurboi(m): 10:20am On Oct 22, 2017
ZandhaZaraZ:
Deliverance? You mean convulsing like a mentally imbalanced idiot suffering from epileptic seizures in a hospital ward? No thanks. Such circus show of stupidity is for you and your Christian family.

I'm recommending a lobotomy for each one of you.
i can see your demon is the english speaking type.... Worry less, your case would be solve today
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by DeepSight(m): 10:20am On Oct 22, 2017
EmpresFIDEL:
that's why am thanking God for his
abundant grace because my case is different.

Don't worry so long as there is life you too will see the harsh backhand of God
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by adepeter2027(m): 10:21am On Oct 22, 2017
EmpresFIDEL:
that's why am thanking God for his abundant grace
While theirs isn't an abundant grace àbí?
because my case is different.
while theirs is suppose to be so?
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by DeepSight(m): 10:21am On Oct 22, 2017
Itzurboi:
i can see your demon is the english speaking type.... Worry less, your case would be solve today

You cannot escape death.
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by Nobody: 10:22am On Oct 22, 2017
ZandhaZaraZ:
Very selfish and myopic baboons.

WTF happened to your brains? undecided
so I should not thank God because bad things are happening? God said in all situation we should give thanks to him. I have my own challenges but I choose to thank God for the good things he has done because he has a reason in any challenges I find my self
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by ruffDiamond: 10:22am On Oct 22, 2017
I finally bleep mama rokiatu's fat ass ,big best daughter I'm still feeling like Kong Kong long after
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That gal thick punna lips angry can barely .swallow my dicck
grin grin

Oh I forgot thank God o
Ebira girl can bleep for Africa cheesy tongue
Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by Nobody: 10:23am On Oct 22, 2017
Itzurboi:
[s]i can see your demon is the english speaking type.... Worry less, your case would be solve today[/s]
Ah. Funny Christard dopey. I can see your brain has been swapped with that of a Christmas Turkey in Rome. You'll soon start rolling on the floor of this thread blabbering idiotic nonsense saying you're speaking in tongues. cheesy

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