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How To Get Banned On Nairaland - Nairaland - Tips (for Informative Purpose Only) by JaneMafrodite(op): 7:31pm On Oct 23, 2017
Nairaland is undobtedly the most informative, educative, interactive, and fun site.


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But there are some monkeys here who would like to come and spoil the fun, to put sand sand in our gari, or spoil our reggae with thier blues.
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Anyway, i have tips for you to go on ban - be it 3 days, i week, months, or even a lifetime ban depending on the nature of your Crime.

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Read well, so you will not come and meet me if they ban you.

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1. Post nude dirty pictures.

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2. Create fake topics


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3. Report fake incidents, news or events.
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4. Create Off Topic threads.

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5. Make racists/tribalistic comments

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6. Talk down on somebody's faith.

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7. Make heartbreaking abuses and insults.

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8. Abuse downgrade, defame, or insult a politician.

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9. Insult mods.

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10. Boast of creating multiple accounts, like some of my brodas do!


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The list is incomplete, feel free to add yours.

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(lalasticlala and mynd44 abeg o)

Re: How To Get Banned On Nairaland - Nairaland - Tips (for Informative Purpose Only) by ekensi01: 7:37pm On Oct 23, 2017
After writting this nonsense from the rules you're expecting FP.
Please you village people are dancing with your calabash now.
#Mumu_the_smell
Re: How To Get Banned On Nairaland - Nairaland - Tips (for Informative Purpose Only) by Fidelismaria: 7:40pm On Oct 23, 2017
I'm outta here
Re: How To Get Banned On Nairaland - Nairaland - Tips (for Informative Purpose Only) by praxisnetworks: 7:43pm On Oct 23, 2017
Only one SURE FIRE WAY OF GETTING BANNED FOR A VERY LOOONG TIME IS TO CREATE A THREAD INSULTING MYND44.


MYND44 I WAS ONLY EXPLAINING TO HIM O.
Re: How To Get Banned On Nairaland - Nairaland - Tips (for Informative Purpose Only) by ekensi01: 7:51pm On Oct 23, 2017
JaneMafrodite:
who's dis idiot, i don't talk to 5 Naira boys.
Billion dollar babe struggling for FP.


Please just shift from my mentions please.
I'm expecting someone.
Re: How To Get Banned On Nairaland - Nairaland - Tips (for Informative Purpose Only) by Egein(m): 8:36pm On Oct 23, 2017
You're trying too hard to make FP, by asslicking Mods and Seun.
Re: How To Get Banned On Nairaland - Nairaland - Tips (for Informative Purpose Only) by HtwoOw: 9:07pm On Oct 23, 2017
Insult the region from where someone like GEJ came from, reply one of those parody accounts with truth or insult


Defend yourself against pro_LiePob, Biafra, SS, SE cyber warriors


Post something like this that reveals their secret


grin
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