internationalman:
I was d most brilliant student and d best in using expo. invigilators never looked my way bcoz dey believed I have no reason to use expo since I was d most brilliant and always took first.

So I'm taking this time out to apologize to my class mates who came 2nd and 3rd. Maybe u would've claimed d first position if I hadn't used expo.. But there's different between being brilliant and clever.
You guys were just brilliant while I was both those two things.

I meant in my secondary school days oh...

Just look at him

youngvc1:
The following are the different categories of people you will meet in night classes in our various higher institution.
1. Customer care agents: this category of people will keep on receiving calls from the time the came to class till the sleep off. If you sit beside them “sorry” and it is more among ladies.

2. The lookers: this category of people will make sure that they look at any slightest movement around them. If they ever see a beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will never cease catching a glimpse at her/him. You will even wonder if these people actually came to study or to observe others studying.

3. The late comers: this is common among girls. When you get to class from 4-7pm, you will discover that the class is empty. They are waiting till 9:30 when their presence will be noticed.

4. The preachers: I am sure this set of people annoy every reader in that class but nobody could pick the courage to rebuke them because nobody wants to be tagged enemy of God’s word. The worst part is that these preachers come to preach when they are tired of reading and want to stretch themselves.

5. The itinerant readers: they are people who move in and out of the reading room every ten minutes. Sometimes you see them walking about the corridors. In an extreme cases they can read in four to six classes in a night.

6. The unarmed robbers: yes i call them unarmed because they look very innocent when they are reading beside you waiting for the operation time. They steal things like phones, reading lamp, purse/ wallet, laptops, wrist-watches, textbooks etc depending on the person’s level of expertise and stealing intentions.

7. The chronic sleepers: Hmmm, this set of people will just enter the class and lay their face on the desk and sleep off. They will not open their book from the time they came in till the time they left.
They are always victims of the category of people above. The bad thing about these set of people is that they snore without regards and they fart without conscience.

8. The ash-crammers: they are our first classers, they will start reading from the time they came in till dawn. Sometimes i wonder what they will be doing during the day.

9. The eaters: they will buy biscuit, viju milk, lacasera, gala, chewing gum, in fact all the snacks in the world just to attend night class. You will wonder if you are in nursery class or university night class.

10. The pingers: this set of people will never let their phones be. Some will even come with up to three phone. Pressing their phone every now and then that you will wonder if they are actually studying or proof-reading.

11. The toasters: if i mention everything without mentioning our guys and babes who come to night class to look for partners then my list is incomplete. This is for people who are single and searching every night.

12. The last of it all is the couples: they will come to class together, continue talking, chatting and touching each other until they are tired then off they go. They have gone to night class.

Source: https://schoolgossip.com.ng/12-types-of-students-you-meet-in-night-classes/

Why do you people rob me of my intellectual property?

I wrote this article about two years ago, first published on nairaland. This article was copied by so many bloggers without reference to the source.

Now, over the years, different people have copied and pasted this article back to nairaland and it makes front page.

This is really heart breaking!

was guilty of categories 3,6,9 & (I tink)12

From my 100L to now am almost graduating, I've never for once attended that night class, maybe because I don't follow crowd. How do student even feel comfortable reading with so all that mosquitoes and human being?

Lol.. I was in the 2,8 and 9 categories. I can eat biscuits and chew gum for Africa then chai!
I also would go about looking for my friends to look for their trouble or to gist with them after I must have read for long and tired and I want to stretch a bit...
Was really interesting and I missed those days

DEGREE2466:


Why do you people rob me of my intellectual property?

I wrote this article about two years ago, first published on nairaland. This article was copied by so many bloggers without reference to the source.

Now, over the years, different people have copied and pasted this article back to nairaland and it makes front page.

This is really heart breaking!

imagine https://www.nairaland.com/1935267/12-types-students-meet-night

I can relate to number 6


My phone was stolen on my birthday may 4th 2016 around 4:59am during a night class in an S class at faculty of Science. What a world

vivienD:
Uniben is a complete example of this.. The unarmed robbers happen a lot at basement

boss no try those for twin LT ooo

Unilorite and skyway

lolz

rumenase:





yu use to take first in the University? chai lie kill yu

You can use CGPA to judge na.

talk2hb1:
Studio Work (URP) UNILAG if you understand

na so o

During my 5 years in the University, but I never attended night class nor library to read.
All what you said in this thread actually happened because, my roommates back then in school do talk about all the activities in night classes.

Famocious:
..guilty of non of the points aside the last statement of point 5. LR1 to LR4 used to be my reading ritual at University of Ilorin back then

fellow alumnus, awon ti bss. its always one of d scantiest place in terms of population

vivienD:
Uniben is a complete example of this.. The unarmed robbers happen a lot at basement

sighted

vivienD:
Am a Lady... And greetings to you from ekosodin

Be like say na Uniben students full here... Greetings from an Ex Ekosodin resident(Newton to be more precised).. I hope Ekosodin is treating you nicely

okpaire:

boss no try those for twin LT ooo

And Faculty building dem can obtain for africa

fighal:
Be like say na Uniben students full here... Greetings from an Ex Ekosodin resident(Newton to be more precised).. I hope Ekosodin is treating you nicely

Greetings to you from Osasogie the land of the Rich Students.

While in school, my friend was a victim of no.6 (unarmed robbers). We went to the student centre to read, after some jacking he decided to lie down a bit while I continued reading. At some point I also laid down. I woke up first and continued reading.
Then my guy woke up, I had barely told him "welcome back" than he asked me "o boy where my sandals?". I told him to check the position where he left it. He bent down looked around, for wia, the thing don waka. Like a movie script he would have walked home that cold morning, but a hostel guy had to give him rubber slippers.
He later told me when he woke up and sat down, the moment his feet touched the cold floor tiles was when he realised something wasn't right. E say na so im leg just catch cold once. Na so I laff the guy life wan finish.

So on point! brings back memories of my university days...
let me add some:
- The bleepers; this type are usually couples on a rendezvous or newly acquainted individuals hitting it off for the 1st time.
- The 'investigators'; the stock-in-trade of this group is to tiptoe around dark corners spying on the 'bleepers'. In this category are mostly freshers.