Bussy2rhymes,this your BS coming from last year is sweet o, but since last year? I suppose flog your bonbom.

Better late than never right?



Feddy27, come and carry your file here o

kelizosuy:
Oyibo pepper

You never see where oyibo pepper jam naija pepper bow?

Bomgirl:



Madam, hustle your own make I hustle my own na. Kilode??


He's part Nigerian, he has our blood.

Na the hustle I dey now. All join!

sassyangel1:
Thks 4 d mention @ beyedew. I was jst laffing n remembered wen I had my daughter via CS. I was so bitchy cos everybody's attention was on my princess n nobody even massage my body. I forgot all the help my hubby was assisting wth buh weneva I jst see dt nobody was petting me, I'll jst b forming yimu vex. Don't worry, it will soon pass. U Berra open up n tell ur oga dt he aught to be around n watch Hw ur MIL is helping cos u won't stay in her hse for long. E no easy especially if Na pikin weh do maiguard a.k.a security work for heaven.

Thanks ma. My mil actually tried.

LholarB:
Congrats Beyedew and thanks for the mention, enjoyed every bit of it...your Testimony is permanent IJN!!

Amin!!

Pweetiebabe:
My sis I no get any option o, anything for my lil prince stretch marks or zebra marks.

Beye.dew thanks for d mention, and am happy you got u sexy ar.se back bye bye to akpu ar.se

The marks might fade once you put to bed as they came out late. Uw

sassyangel1:
F

Mango seed inside pororo?!!!!Abi Nepa v taken light in my eyes? Hope it's nt circumcision procedures u mistakenly uploaded?

I don laff die this woman your own pass my pawa o

kelizosuy:
I talk am say you like quarrel pass fight

I nor won chop na by force?
Looking at you with Adele's port Harcourt eyes

Kelli, go buy better koboko cos the rate @ which u don gather inlaws so.... Hope they wee allow my asanwa princess to be first pilot to fly Nigeria airways to the moon so? Abi, I shd comman help u to keep her in my custody lemme see Hw many pipu wee chop army koboko 4 their yanshes. Mothers, pls allow Adele to read her book cos she'll be resuming school February next year. I would v said December this year buh I want her to suck breast well.

curvilicious:


I don laff die this woman your own pass my pawa o

E reach to ask o my sister.... Hmmm... I gats look d thread again weda Na pregnancy Abi Na gbogborise thread I don mistakenly enter.

beyedew:

Thanks ma. My mil actually tried.

It's well sis... What amazes me is dt no matter Hw stressed n fainting we r as nursing mothers, anytin dt involves our lo whether running here n there or incessant crying, one kinda strength from above wil jst enter our body n pronto!we r up n doing even if it means staggering to make our lo comfortable. It's so well ooo...

Rant time

I doubt if I can read all the accumulated pages Will try to read back gradually.

Birth story
Sorry this took long in coming. So here it goes...for starters EDD by my Dr is Nov 1st/2nd 2017, by the bump app 31st october 2017 which I decided to go with but I knew my baby would come A bit earlier but the particular date? I wasn't sure. I had left too many things undone due to some decisions about where to birth. I hadn't shopped, because I was to travel and didn't know gender. After much deliberations we decided to cancel, I entered market on 16th and 17th october I did marathon shopping with hubby, washed a few of baby's clothes same day, packed baby's box around 12midnight, was busy arranging the house and unpacking all that we bought. Arranged my hospital bag too. I was very disturbed just pacing up and down. Finally had my bathe around 1am went to lie down when it started... serious menstrual cramp about 30mins apart, next thing bloody show came, started purging, all in quick succession. My hubby told me to call my Dr I refused thinking we should wait till day break. I couldn't sleep a wink. At about 4am I couldn't take it anymore the cramps were less than 5mins apart. I called the Dr, started heading towards the hospital, got there at exactly 5.05am nurse started taking vitals I asked her to show me the labour room and forget that nonsense vitals. By myself I started moving towards the labour room, another wicked cramp hit me, at same time I wanted to poop, I ran into the toilet with the BP monitor still tied to my arm, nurse and hubby followed me.I emptied my bowels and next thing I had this urge to push, I jumped up and clamped my legs together. Immediately the Dr came in asked why they let me go to the loo. Took me to the labour room. Positioned me on the bed examined me and said madam you wan born for house? I was fully dilated. Forgot to add I started draining fluids at home before we came to the hospital it was gushing with each cramping. He positioned me and told me we would do it together, I didn't lie fully on my back. I was almost sitting down, hands around my ankles, 2 pillows and hubby supporting my back, when the cramp came, I looked beyond my navel and pushed, the head came, next the shoulder and out flew the rest of the body. 3 pushes and my 4.7kg princess came out screaming down the entire hospital at 5.43am 18th october 2017. She was taken to be cleaned hubby left with them. Next placenta was guided out easily Dr cleaned me up and said I had one tiny tear that didn't need stitching but I insisted so he placed a stitch there just to satisfy me according to him. I was allowed to rest a bit then showered, cleaned up reunited with my baby. The paediatrician came in about 6am to review my baby, she requested for some tests, as she was suspecting jaundice but it wasn't done immediately. I was discharged the next day and told to put baby under early Morning Sun. By Saturday morning my baby had transformed from a fresh baby to a baby covered with very red patches/rashes all over and her hands and feet were bluish. We went back to the hospital, they poked and pricked my baby till they were able to get her veins, she was very chubby and round all over. Result confirmed high levels of bilirubin, she had jaundice, polycythemia( pcv was 60%), plethoric. Hmm... We were admitted immediately IV fluids set up, phototherapy commenced, it was hectic, we were there for another 4 days. Everyday they will prick her tiny veins for blood samples. I didn't sleep all through this I couldn't close my eyes my BP was constantly around 170/100mmHg, I had help, I was given a nurse to stay with me permanently but I still couldn't sleep a wink. Thank God she's perfect now and we are at home giving God praise for putting the enemy to shame once more. My BP is back to normal after enough rest at home. To God be all the Glory. BS submitted
Cc. Pweetiebabe cappo. Don't know if you've dropped. Team October mommas God is in control.

ebonychic18:
Birth story
got there at exactly 5.05am.......3 pushes and my 4.7kg princess came out screaming down the entire hospital at 5.43am 18th october 2017.

Awesome God!!!!
I pray that this will be the order of deliveries for our due Mommas.

God bless you and Baby.
Well done.

Congratulations ebonychic18

Lol

Abeg help me buy the horsewhip

sassyangel1:


Kelli, go buy better koboko cos the rate @ which u don gather inlaws so.... Hope they wee allow my asanwa princess to be first pilot to fly Nigeria airways to the moon so? Abi, I shd comman help u to keep her in my custody lemme see Hw many pipu wee chop army koboko 4 their yanshes. Mothers, pls allow Adele to read her book cos she'll be resuming school February next year. I would v said December this year buh I want her to suck breast well.

PatKing:


Awesome God!!!!
I pray that this will be the order of deliveries for our due Mommas.

God bless you and Baby.
Well done.

Amen

faithisallihave:
Arebey,
1. Chew onion or garlic or cloves and place it around/on the affected tooth.
2. Gargle with warm water and salt.
3.place a mixture of garlic and salt on the tooth.
4.Oral B toothpaste, place some on the affected tooth.

thanks for the advice

sassyangel1:
F

Mango seed inside pororo?!!!! Abi Nepa v taken light in my eyes? Hope it's nt circumcision procedures u mistakenly uploaded?

Ok, this made me lol so tey my Lo leave him sucking dey look me. Choi, you are mouthed dear . Me likey!

faithisallihave:
Arebey,
1. Chew onion or garlic or cloves and place it around/on the affected tooth.
2. Gargle with warm water and salt.
3.place a mixture of garlic and salt on the tooth.
4.Oral B toothpaste, place some on the affected tooth.

thanks noted

sassyangel1:


Shopping from Amazon or mallforafrica, which 1 mk sense pass? Ayam jst thinking of which bank to rob mk I do better Christmas shopping cos as I dey look this my oga, he'll keep saying our children v Enof clothes dt will last them till menopausal age.

I have never used mallforafrica but I do buy selected items from Amazon and other auction sites.

Ammy5565:


Seriously i dey go abeg. Dis one i don frequent dis thread today, i hope say bfp never fall on me. Dh is just begging me anyhow to do fp, i dey give am yimu. Na AF just dey dull me, she has refused to show face. I wonder why non of my teamies have come back sef. Bia enque , mummytee (edd buddy) , suzy , akorkor , favouredmom , mimibe et all wat are u all waiting for?

Biko jo no quote me in this kind thing. Na till next year by God grace ooo

sassyangel1:


Lmao.... Ask google. Walai, some of our generational MIL's will never do all those stuffs we saw our mothers enjoyed those days. If they try sef it's jst to prepare peppersoup n carry baby small n then scream ur name to come n breastfeed lo even after breastfeeding some few seconds ago. My own will Kuku tell u from the onset dt she will not wash or do any serenren. All she'll do is prepare peppersoup, bath baby n carry baby for some minutes so dt u can refresh urself n eat after which, maleh is already singing come and carry ur baby.

God help us with this new generational mil.
Good morning to all mamas

completey:


I have never used mallforafrica but I do buy selected items from Amazon and other auction sites.

K.... Abeg gimme info of oda auction sites biko...

beyedew:

Ok, this made me lol so tey my Lo leave him sucking dey look me. Choi, you are mouthed dear . Me likey!

Hmmmm... My sister, e reach to ask o cos wen pelzin is pregnant, pelzin may forget dt she's uploading somtin else.

kelizosuy:
Lol

Abeg help me buy the horsewhip

I dey wait for Christmas slashing for Amazon mk I buy confirm one n nt China made own.

ebonychic18:
Birth story
Sorry this took long in coming. So here it goes...for starters EDD by my Dr is Nov 1st/2nd 2017, by the bump app 31st october 2017 which I decided to go with but I knew my baby would come A bit earlier but the particular date? I wasn't sure. I had left too many things undone due to some decisions about where to birth. I hadn't shopped, because I was to travel and didn't know gender. After much deliberations we decided to cancel, I entered market on 16th and 17th october I did marathon shopping with hubby, washed a few of baby's clothes same day, packed baby's box around 12midnight, was busy arranging the house and unpacking all that we bought. Arranged my hospital bag too. I was very disturbed just pacing up and down. Finally had my bathe around 1am went to lie down when it started... serious menstrual cramp about 30mins apart, next thing bloody show came, started purging, all in quick succession. My hubby told me to call my Dr I refused thinking we should wait till day break. I couldn't sleep a wink. At about 4am I couldn't take it anymore the cramps were less than 5mins apart. I called the Dr, started heading towards the hospital, got there at exactly 5.05am nurse started taking vitals I asked her to show me the labour room and forget that nonsense vitals. By myself I started moving towards the labour room, another wicked cramp hit me, at same time I wanted to poop, I ran into the toilet with the BP monitor still tied to my arm, nurse and hubby followed me.I emptied my bowels and next thing I had this urge to push, I jumped up and clamped my legs together. Immediately the Dr came in asked why they let me go to the loo. Took me to the labour room. Positioned me on the bed examined me and said madam you wan born for house? I was fully dilated. Forgot to add I started draining fluids at home before we came to the hospital it was gushing with each cramping. He positioned me and told me we would do it together, I didn't lie fully on my back. I was almost sitting down, hands around my ankles, 2 pillows and hubby supporting my back, when the cramp came, I looked beyond my navel and pushed, the head came, next the shoulder and out flew the rest of the body. 3 pushes and my 4.7kg princess came out screaming down the entire hospital at 5.43am 18th october 2017. She was taken to be cleaned hubby left with them. Next placenta was guided out easily Dr cleaned me up and said I had one tiny tear that didn't need stitching but I insisted so he placed a stitch there just to satisfy me according to him. I was allowed to rest a bit then showered, cleaned up reunited with my baby. The paediatrician came in about 6am to review my baby, she requested for some tests, as she was suspecting jaundice but it wasn't done immediately. I was discharged the next day and told to put baby under early Morning Sun. By Saturday morning my baby had transformed from a fresh baby to a baby covered with very red patches/rashes all over and her hands and feet were bluish. We went back to the hospital, they poked and pricked my baby till they were able to get her veins, she was very chubby and round all over. Result confirmed high levels of bilirubin, she had jaundice, polycythemia( pcv was 60%), plethoric. Hmm... We were admitted immediately IV fluids set up, phototherapy commenced, it was hectic, we were there for another 4 days. Everyday they will prick her tiny veins for blood samples. I didn't sleep all through this I couldn't close my eyes my BP was constantly around 170/100mmHg, I had help, I was given a nurse to stay with me permanently but I still couldn't sleep a wink. Thank God she's perfect now and we are at home giving God praise for putting the enemy to shame once more. My BP is back to normal after enough rest at home. To God be all the Glory. BS submitted
Cc. Pweetiebabe cappo. Don't know if you've dropped. Team October mommas God is in control.

Seriously, 4.7kg!!!!! All from pororo?!!!! Mhen, lemme look for a clean place to faint (wth 1 eye opened). Kai, thk God 4 his mercies n ur awesome testimony.

Choil you are mouthed

Adele mummies plenty oh so na them go to the screening

sassyangel1:


I dey wait for Christmas slashing for Amazon mk I buy confirm one n nt China made own.

jazzyjazz:

Lol Perhaps you didn't use enough butter? Pm me na make we rub minds for this cake thing

ok dear

EstyBle:

It has been a long journey,over a year now..
Hello mamas in the house,sure u're doing great with ur families...at 24weeks I had a cervical ceclage,I also developed gestational diabetes and I was injecting myself of insulin day and night....but @ 26weeks,my water broke,d 1st guy came out himself,d doctor tied d placenter cord and stucked if in cos d 3babies were all in their different water sacs.after 30mins,d baby gave up. I was not permitted to cry in order not to cause contractions. 2days later,d other 2 came out,on their own accord,after 8hours d 2nd boy gave up,it was d 3rd d smallest,0.9g dat survived it (d other boys were 1kg and 1.2kg).For d placenter to come out,it was war but after about 5hours,God showed me mercy,and it came out,though not all,cos after about 3months(still in d hospital-NICU) a procedure was carried out on me to evacuate the placenter residual products left. My baby had so many challenges of course,severe apnea attack and anaemic wahala,Today he is almost 10kg,he is far smarter,eats a lot,fun to be with,too many beautiful qualities. The road was a rough one though,breastfeeding via pumping every 2hours, 2day der is nothing he does not eat. Still recovering from dat pregnancy sha(back pain,sciatic injury,protruded tummy ) but in all,God has been faithful...

o dear, it's so good to hear from you after about 1 yr. Thank God you did not lose them all... as for the bolded, don't stress yourself about it... remember you were carrying triplets! you can do some massage for the pains... your tommy might take some time...you can go the exercise and diet route if you can otherwise let it be.. that's your badge of achievement

take care of you and your lovely baby

Don't worry.. more babies are coming your way

Make I no b sadist sha.But truth b told,i doubt if it will fade oh except u get special skin !Mine appeared late too,u need to c my tummy now!Black ugly stretch marks ,no b small black oh(Ghana black)u knw wat I mean!Saw ur mention,tnks 4 checking!Kisses to lo.

beyedew:

The marks might fade once you put to bed as they came out late. Uw

I hear u sis !

sassyangel1:


My sister, only God ooooooo....buh seriously, I may nt be in d mood @ d beginning o buh while bed gisting n gossiping with my hubby, d man wee keep deceiving me by saying DON't WORRY, I WILL NOT ENTER THE PLACE, LEMME JST PLAY AROUND. Before u say Jack Bauer, ur sister wee be wet n I gat to help myself so dt everybody will rest n be happy. Abi Na only me waka come?(as we dey talk am for FIN).