₦airaland Forum

SmellingAnus:
I believe am... E dey possible say OP fit don sacrifice person o...

SmellingAnus:
yes o... my heart even skip... those guys for just lose their dick.s for nothing

Oyindidi:
That's the devil for you, I fear this op sha

Gofwane:
hahaha that's impossible! I've seen a lot of things in this life but it never got to the point where human life was involved.

SmellingAnus:
hahahahhhah hopefully Op don change...

Oyindidi:
I still dey fear the guy

SmellingAnus:
So if him be your fiance now and na like one week to your wedding , him come tell you these stories... Wetin you go do...

Oyindidi:
God knows I won't marry the guy. I'm serious, I can't marry someone that visit/trust in such

SmellingAnus:
hahahhahha you see why some guys dey hide their true identity... Even gays dey hide marry woman then starve their wives of sex...

Gofwane:
Cont'd.....

Baba still repeated the process but with Henry's name and lo and behold the leaves..................................................







































Seperated! Henry who was sitting down all this while and looking keenly at what was going on suddenly jump to his feet and begin to smile
Me and my friend were like but baba was just smiling, confidence was visibly on his face.

Baba: do you know why this things was not caught, because the owner of the phone's name is also Henry!
I swear to God, I've known this my friend for more than 5 years but i never knew his name was also Henry (that's why i didn't mention his name at the beginning of the story but kept referring to him as my 'FRIEND') I only know him as Arinze.

Me: Arinze, is it through that your English name is also Henry??

Arinze: yes, it is true. Henry is my baptism name.

Baba: (looking at me angrily) do you think i came here to play

Me: I'm very sorry baba.

At this point, Henry just sat down on the ground again

Baba: so Henry, what is your tribal name?

Henry: my tribal name is Chidi

And so baba repeated the process but using the name Chidi but the leaves refused to seperated. I was like

Baba: Gofwane, are you sure that you are using your whole strength to pull the leaves?

Me: (struggling to reply because honestly, i was using my whole strength to pull it) yes sir

Baba: maybe you are just a weakling. Henry, stand up and help Gofwane to pull the leaves apart.

Henry joined me and together against baba, we tried to pull the leaves apart but for where... the thing refused to seperate but instead, we pulled baba from his sitting position till he stood up. For where, it was like we are attempting to pull a ten story duplex

Baba: Arinze, oya come and help me to pull it so that two of them will be against the two of us.

Arinze joined baba to pull the leaves against me and Henry, but we were unable to seperate the leaves. Instead, Arinze let out a loud mess (fart) and his palm slippers cut

Baba then instructed us to keep trying while he commanded the the leaves to be separated

Baba: if it was Chidi that stole the phone, the leaves should be separated

Immediately the leaves separated to the extent that me and Chidi fell on the ground while baba and Arinze hit their backs against the tent behind them

Baba: (to Chidi) should we try it again??

We all looked at Chidi and saw him crying!!

Baba: Chidi, I've told you earlier that this is not a place you can come and lie and go without getting caught. It is a pity that a fine young boy like you is going to become a mad man in the next two days

On hearing that, Chidi knelt down on his knee crying out very loudly

Chidi: please sir, save me. I don't want to become a mad person

Baba: but you are the one that swore with your own mouth and even your parent's grave and now the demons have left this place to your house and wait for two days.

Me and Arinze were like while Chidi lay down flat on the ground holding baba's legs and crying

Chidi: please sir, call them back. Call the demons back

Baba: but you are the one that send them out not me

Chidi: (screaming at the top of his voice) please come back. Please i command you to come back

Baba: (shaking his head) it is already too late to do that.

On hearing that, Chidi began rolling on the ground and shouting 'mumy yeh, mumy yeh) I quickly knelt down on my knee and join Chidi in begging because i was beginning to feel guilty and scared for Chidi's life, since i was the one that brought them there. Arinze too joined us to start begging

Arinze: please baba, help us and save him. He is still our friend, an only child and an orphan

Baba: Chidi, your friends are truly your friends for them to join you in begging. The only thing that can save this situation is to get their phone back

Chidi: they use password to lock the phone so I could not sell it and i gave it to my cousin to help me to go and flash the phone.

Baba: yes i know you gave it to your cousin maxwell and maxwell is trying to run away with it to ABU zaria were he is schooling. So if you know what is good for you better run to......... (don't want to name the place for obvious reasons) motor park and wait for him there because he is on his way.

On hearing that, Chidi zoomed off without warning. Baba then told us to go home and wait for him. All through that night, i couldn't sleep because of fear of what will happen to Chidi if he doesn't meet maxwell.

Early the next morning before 6am, I left home to go and find out if he got the phone back. On getting there, i met Arinze and Chidi talking and laughing. Arinze was trying to copy the way Chidi was begging baba yesterday. Immediately, i knew he was able to get the phone back.

Chidi try to kneel down and thank me for helping him to beg baba but i stopped him

................... THE END.............................

I swear to God this was how it happened, no addition or subtraction.

Please nairalanders, stop asking me to hook you up with baba because i have already vowed that nothing is ever going to make me go back to that type of life even though right now I'm having a similar problem. My laptop was stolen at my place of work but I've let it go. That was why i decided to share my experience with you all. Maybe God is trying to test my resolve and see how i will react. I hope y'all understand.

This write up is nothing but the pure truth. Thanks for following and also thanks for the comments

Oyindidi:
That's different case. Those babalawo spirit fit dey follow the person.

pu7pl3:
Lol Gofwane this can't be your only two visits to a babalawo now you have to share more

Gofwane:
oboyyeh, you don finish me

Gofwane:
Cont'd.....

Baba still repeated the process but with Henry's name and lo and behold the leaves..................................................
Op abeg where dis baba dey.. I wan do yahoo plus







































Seperated! Henry who was sitting down all this while and looking keenly at what was going on suddenly jump to his feet and begin to smile
Me and my friend were like but baba was just smiling, confidence was visibly on his face.

Baba: do you know why this things was not caught, because the owner of the phone's name is also Henry!
I swear to God, I've known this my friend for more than 5 years but i never knew his name was also Henry (that's why i didn't mention his name at the beginning of the story but kept referring to him as my 'FRIEND') I only know him as Arinze.

Me: Arinze, is it through that your English name is also Henry??

Arinze: yes, it is true. Henry is my baptism name.

Baba: (looking at me angrily) do you think i came here to play

Me: I'm very sorry baba.

At this point, Henry just sat down on the ground again

Baba: so Henry, what is your tribal name?

Henry: my tribal name is Chidi

And so baba repeated the process but using the name Chidi but the leaves refused to seperated. I was like

Baba: Gofwane, are you sure that you are using your whole strength to pull the leaves?

Me: (struggling to reply because honestly, i was using my whole strength to pull it) yes sir

Baba: maybe you are just a weakling. Henry, stand up and help Gofwane to pull the leaves apart.

Henry joined me and together against baba, we tried to pull the leaves apart but for where... the thing refused to seperate but instead, we pulled baba from his sitting position till he stood up. For where, it was like we are attempting to pull a ten story duplex

Baba: Arinze, oya come and help me to pull it so that two of them will be against the two of us.

Arinze joined baba to pull the leaves against me and Henry, but we were unable to seperate the leaves. Instead, Arinze let out a loud mess (fart) and his palm slippers cut

Baba then instructed us to keep trying while he commanded the the leaves to be separated

Baba: if it was Chidi that stole the phone, the leaves should be separated

Immediately the leaves separated to the extent that me and Chidi fell on the ground while baba and Arinze hit their backs against the tent behind them

Baba: (to Chidi) should we try it again??

We all looked at Chidi and saw him crying!!

Baba: Chidi, I've told you earlier that this is not a place you can come and lie and go without getting caught. It is a pity that a fine young boy like you is going to become a mad man in the next two days

On hearing that, Chidi knelt down on his knee crying out very loudly

Chidi: please sir, save me. I don't want to become a mad person

Baba: but you are the one that swore with your own mouth and even your parent's grave and now the demons have left this place to your house and wait for two days.

Me and Arinze were like while Chidi lay down flat on the ground holding baba's legs and crying

Chidi: please sir, call them back. Call the demons back

Baba: but you are the one that send them out not me

Chidi: (screaming at the top of his voice) please come back. Please i command you to come back

Baba: (shaking his head) it is already too late to do that.

On hearing that, Chidi began rolling on the ground and shouting 'mumy yeh, mumy yeh) I quickly knelt down on my knee and join Chidi in begging because i was beginning to feel guilty and scared for Chidi's life, since i was the one that brought them there. Arinze too joined us to start begging

Arinze: please baba, help us and save him. He is still our friend, an only child and an orphan

Baba: Chidi, your friends are truly your friends for them to join you in begging. The only thing that can save this situation is to get their phone back

Chidi: they use password to lock the phone so I could not sell it and i gave it to my cousin to help me to go and flash the phone.

Baba: yes i know you gave it to your cousin maxwell and maxwell is trying to run away with it to ABU zaria were he is schooling. So if you know what is good for you better run to......... (don't want to name the place for obvious reasons) motor park and wait for him there because he is on his way.

On hearing that, Chidi zoomed off without warning. Baba then told us to go home and wait for him. All through that night, i couldn't sleep because of fear of what will happen to Chidi if he doesn't meet maxwell.

Early the next morning before 6am, I left home to go and find out if he got the phone back. On getting there, i met Arinze and Chidi talking and laughing. Arinze was trying to copy the way Chidi was begging baba yesterday. Immediately, i knew he was able to get the phone back.

Chidi try to kneel down and thank me for helping him to beg baba but i stopped him

................... THE END.............................

I swear to God this was how it happened, no addition or subtraction.

Please nairalanders, stop asking me to hook you up with baba because i have already vowed that nothing is ever going to make me go back to that type of life even though right now I'm having a similar problem. My laptop was stolen at my place of work but I've let it go. That was why i decided to share my experience with you all. Maybe God is trying to test my resolve and see how i will react. I hope y'all understand.

This write up is nothing but the pure truth. Thanks for following and also thanks for the comments

Gofwane:
To all my readers that followed my stories, those were the only two times i experienced babalawo so there is no more story to share.

However, I'm thinking of sharing some of my true life experience with marijuana (weed) but it all depends on your interests as it is not a babalawo themed story.

Cc: Joislim, Johnsyn, pu7pl3, SmellingAnus, Oyindidi.... make una help me tag the others so that i will know whether to proceed or not


Thanks

Gofwane:
Funny, funny comments

Oyindidi and SmellingAnus, abeg make una no dey fear me o. All this stories happened a very long time ago. We were young, foolish and adventurous.

Like they say, experience is the best teacher.

sorextee:
Nooooo we don't want any weed story.
Share more of d babalawo visit cos I still feel its more Dan twice... In d meantime, I for happy if u link me with d guy. Make him wash one of my eye, so I go fit dey see d final outcome of matches before dey start.
Bet9ja, nairabet, afribet, lionsbet, 1xbet, etc have been dealing with me since 1966
So pls help a bro out.. Oshey

Oyindidi:
Meet my Jesus

sorextee:
I always cover my betting ticket with the blood of Jesus..

Gofwane:
To all my readers that followed my stories, those were the only two times i experienced babalawo so there is no more story to share.

However, I'm thinking of sharing some of my true life experience with marijuana (weed) but it all depends on your interests as it is not a babalawo themed story.

Cc: Jois.lim, Joh.nsyn, pu.7pl3, Sme.llingAnus, Oyi.ndidi.... make una help me tag the others so that i will know whether to proceed or not


Thanks

Gofwane:
To all my readers that followed my stories, those were the only two times i experienced babalawo so there is no more story to share.

However, I'm thinking of sharing some of my true life experience with marijuana (weed) but it all depends on your interests as it is not a babalawo themed story.

Cc: Joislim, Johnsyn, pu7pl3, SmellingAnus, Oyindidi.... make una help me tag the others so that i will know whether to proceed or not


Thanks

Gofwane:
To all my readers that followed my stories, those were the only two times i experienced babalawo so there is no more story to share.

However, I'm thinking of sharing some of my true life experience with marijuana (weed) but it all depends on your interests as it is not a babalawo themed story.

Cc: Joislim, Johnsyn, pu7pl3, SmellingAnus, Oyindidi.... make una help me tag the others so that i will know whether to proceed or not


Thanks

Gofwane:
To all my readers that followed my stories, those were the only two times i experienced babalawo so there is no more story to share.

However, I'm thinking of sharing some of my true life experience with marijuana (weed) but it all depends on your interests as it is not a babalawo themed story.

Cc: Joislim, Johnsyn, pu7pl3, SmellingAnus, Oyindidi.... make una help me tag the others so that i will know whether to proceed or not


Thanks

sorextee:
Nooooo we don't want any weed story.
Share more of d babalawo visit cos I still feel its more Dan twice... In d meantime, I for happy if u link me with d guy. Make him wash one of my eye, so I go fit dey see d final outcome of matches before dey start.
Bet9ja, nairabet, afribet, lionsbet, 1xbet, etc have been dealing with me since 1966
So pls help a bro out.. Oshey

Oyindidi:
you need Holy ghost cleansing

Gofwane:
yeah, sure. As long as you are the one that will do the holy cleansing in my bedroom

sorextee:
Na married woman u dey tall to like dat fa.

Gofwane:
really??

That's very good o because I'm also a married man

Kingjags:
The Yorubas use to say 'Omode O Da ogun Mo, O pe L'efo'. There's black magic and is damn real. May we not be unfortunate to be a victim.