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Tommfrench:

You be smart guy. Nice one baba

DeadRat:
Na Wa... No Be Fight Na... There Are A Thousand Ways You Could Have Said This Without The Insults/ humiliations ... I Was Not Tryin To Asslick You... All These Things We Doing Here Is For Fun Nothing Personal... I Knew All That You Said, I Guess I Was Just Stupid Enough To Continue trying To Befriend You Despite The Snubs... Enjoy Your Evening Lola

Lawlahdey:
Dead rat or whatever you are, Are you so stupid to understand I don't appreciate you jumping on my mention any how? Or is your mangled brain so clogged to comprehend?
Wtf is your problem?!! Get the fvck off and stop following me up and down the streets of NL.

I don't need a stanky tongue to lick my ass.

vivaciousvivi:
You took that quite calmly. A real gentleman. Pele, God dey brother.

Lawlahdey:
How does a lady act?

Be careful

DeadRat:
me Tout? Lol... Is Okay...

Blonchilli:
The topic was for who has been embarrassed by their crush... you got yours today But see the kind person you're following up and down. Na small pikin

Abbeycharles:
I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji. But I was very smart, if not, I would have been greatly Humiliated and tortured

Deola had the a nicest body structure and enticing boobs I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page to garner huge traffic. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.

Fast-forward

We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.

The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20
seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf

I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.

I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything

To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am
knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.

The guy even gave me his rug and curtains the following semester since he was graduating.

goodvision12:
Mine was a girl crushing on me.It all started from 2go to facebook where we exchange pleasant and romantic chats.I never knew that all this period she was crushing on me and waiting for the day to see me one on one.That opportunity finally availed itself and she utililized it to the fullest. We have known each other via the internet for close to 4years but have not seen. This very year on a good day while i was chatting with her she told me categorically that she will be coming to lagos and wants to spend sometime with me.I was like wow!How am i going to do this?But i later asked her the main reason for coming to lagos.she said to attend a friends wedding and from there will come to my place on sunday and depart on monday morning. I told her that i am going to have sex with her if she comes but that didnt deter her from coming.To cut the long story my good friend Bose from ilorin in kwara state finally came around 7pm in the evening.Wow she was so sexy and full of life.Seeing me for the first she gave me a peck and was very excited.I showed her to the bathroom to take a warm bath.After refreshing her body she called me to come stay with her on bed.Instantly she was kissing me and touching all parts of my body.At this juncture she was not wearing anything.I quietly dipped my hands into her private part and she went haywire.That was how we finally had sex that night for 3 consecutive times.We really enjoyed that moment together.At 7am on monday morning i escorted her to the park where she boarded a bus going back to ilorin.I later called her to thank for making feel like Man.

boostdom:
Hey, that was some nice trick...ghosting on a brother like that.

Lawlahdey:
Dead rat or whatever you are, Are you so stupid to understand I don't appreciate you jumping on my mention any how? Or is your mangled brain so clogged to comprehend?
Wtf is your problem?!! Get the fvck off and stop following me up and down the streets of NL.

I don't need a stanky tongue to lick my ass.

Gofwane:
With my kind of temper, I can turn and beat up anyone that came to harass me at my crush's house, even if it was her father.

But one thing about me is I don't visit a girl at home even if she lives alone

Prestdude:
Just like me .... Couldn't take that risk of being humiliated!!!

LoRdCaT:
Bros you can lie oo.. This is a story in literature section now.

henrylowe:
Mine happened this way. It all happened with my ex

I came visiting her the night after we had sex chatted, on entering I saw this really huge guy on her bed with just boxers and my girl on wrapper. I shock, I first look myself look the guy but decided to fight for love anyway, I began interrogating the guy, the guy come keep face like "who be this small boy?",

I no mind am come dey ask wetin him dey do for my bed, before I know am,na so the guy vex comot for bed and almost beat me up to death. I had to run out of the house before the bastard kill me

hablink:
that lawlahd.ey geh Na binch with kolokolo brain, open her gutter mouth [looks like an upside pvssy] dey yearn dust. If not for say deadra.t reply the amu calmly i for break bottle on her apoti head.

elenu razor radarada.

Blonchilli:
The topic was for who has been embarrassed by their crush... you got yours today But see the kind person you're following up and down. Na small pikin

dxpecial:
baba dis ur story is funny esp dat "pluck cucunut part"

lovingyouhun:
Ah ah, easy fine girl, I understand why you are so pissed, sometimes it's better to ignore this kind of person(dead rat) or better still, report him OK. You were really harsh, you are too beautiful for that kind of outburst, especially when you may never get to see such person in reality, it's just social media OK.

DeadRat:
na Only Two Off Us know Why She Acted Like That. Una No Go Understand

armylord:
u never jam be that, I got IED disorder, which I'm trying to fix, but gaskiya, I go.beat u come bury u plus ur soul join

Skinnienigga:
Lool. Make I talk my own.

So I was in 100l and I had this fine chick I was crushing on. She was one of the hottest girls in our church that year (yes, I used to be a sinner), friendly and all. I was mad over her.
Anyways, I mustered up courage and went to talk to her, and she seemed to like me too. I wan crase! Wasn't long before she invited me to her house (she was still seeking admission). Her parents were separated (but still had a good relationship) and she lived with her mom (working class) so life was good.

Fastforward to that day, I got to her house and she welcomed me with very few clothes on. I died of anticipation. We went in and right in the middle of 'setting fire to the rain' we heard her dad's car horn (both parents had different horn patterns for easier identification). Omo see panic. No where seemed good enough to hide. Finally, I packed all my stuff and ran into their 'generator house'. The man's driver drove in and then he decided to sit in the balcony (facing the gen house directly). Oh did I mention that her father was a very strict Muslim? So coming out was probably equal to some nasty ordeal like getting devoured by their mighty dogs or being chased by the driver and beaten silly. Her mother then came home about 10 mins after the man. Apparently the man wasn't feeling too okay.

I sha hid in the gen house for over 4 hours. Couldn't leave cos both parents decided that the balcony was good enough to relax. The man even slept off gaan. All this time, my crush was a nervous wreck.. She became 'miss obedient' to her parents occasionally sending me texts of 'I'm sorry' while I was discovering the dizzying powers of inhaling burnt gasoline over a long period of time.

Finally tho, I got rescued by her younger siblings (3 small girls). They heard I was in asylum directly opposite their parents and found a way to get me out without their parents noticing anything. I almost shed tears of joy that day.

Till today, one of them (her siblings) calls me "Oga gen" and if they want to tease me, I start hearing things like "Engineer Mikano" and "Nnpc"..

Skinnienigga:
Lool. Make I talk my own.

So I was in 100l and I had this fine chick I was crushing on. She was one of the hottest girls in our church that year (yes, I used to be a sinner), friendly and all. I was mad over her.
Anyways, I mustered up courage and went to talk to her, and she seemed to like me too. I wan crase! Wasn't long before she invited me to her house (she was still seeking admission). Her parents were separated (but still had a good relationship) and she lived with her mom (working class) so life was good.

Fastforward to that day, I got to her house and she welcomed me with very few clothes on. I died of anticipation. We went in and right in the middle of 'setting fire to the rain' we heard her dad's car horn (both parents had different horn patterns for easier identification). Omo see panic. No where seemed good enough to hide. Finally, I packed all my stuff and ran into their 'generator house'. The man's driver drove in and then he decided to sit in the balcony (facing the gen house directly). Oh did I mention that her father was a very strict Muslim? So coming out was probably equal to some nasty ordeal like getting devoured by their mighty dogs or being chased by the driver and beaten silly. Her mother then came home about 10 mins after the man. Apparently the man wasn't feeling too okay.

I sha hid in the gen house for over 4 hours. Couldn't leave cos both parents decided that the balcony was good enough to relax. The man even slept off gaan. All this time, my crush was a nervous wreck.. She became 'miss obedient' to her parents occasionally sending me texts of 'I'm sorry' while I was discovering the dizzying powers of inhaling burnt gasoline over a long period of time.

Finally tho, I got rescued by her younger siblings (3 small girls). They heard I was in asylum directly opposite their parents and found a way to get me out without their parents noticing anything. I almost shed tears of joy that day.

Till today, one of them (her siblings) calls me "Oga gen" and if they want to tease me, I start hearing things like "Engineer Mikano" and "Nnpc"..

lovingyouhun:
Hahahahahaha
Dead rat you sef no try
Na your real face be that?
You dey find babe come dey put up that kind pics
If to say you handsome like Wizkid Now, come blow like Davido you go see how she for Dm you her number sharperly.
Still make you try package well, see the smile sef fit cause convulsion
May the Lord bless your Hustle this Remaining Months and years to come so that you go fit bubble by God's grace, Amen

DeadRat:
i Have Done Things For Love o. This One Is Just One... And The Always End Up Being Mine...

I Dont like Talkin Much... All These Ones Am Doing Online abusin people, talkin, fightin Is Just For Fun. In Real Life I Dont give Women So Much Attention As I Do Here... But When I Want A Girl I Can Do Funny things and I Will Still Have Her. No Be Today I Bad

Lawlahdey:
Dead rat or whatever you are, Are you so stupid to understand I don't appreciate you jumping on my mention any how? Or is your mangled brain so clogged to comprehend?
Wtf is your problem?!! Get the fvck off and stop following me up and down the streets of NL.

I don't need a stanky tongue to lick my ass.

vivaciousvivi:
Hiya, I most certainly did not.
Check your email friend
How goes it?

kenex4ever:
save d sermon kid
NL woman rapa

Blonchilli:
The topic was for who has been embarrassed by their crush... you got yours today But see the kind person you're following up and down. Na small pikin

tosyne2much:
I just dey beg the man ni baba

Simplep:
U are very right,am a lady too nd i was jst shaking my head reading her comment,,na mouth go drive dis one comot for husband aos,,dey think is all abt beauty