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Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by Nobody: 12:47pm On Nov 03, 2017

Slay queens dont poop

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by thundafire: 12:47pm On Nov 03, 2017

No wonder wen I fart it smells nyc

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by tballeyy(m): 12:52pm On Nov 03, 2017

What of taken hypo, is it going to work?

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by Bestchisom(m): 12:57pm On Nov 03, 2017

Offpoint:
I shit once in a week, Wednesday precisely... don't know why it's so.

ur shit is ur toilet WCW

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by YelloweWest: 1:04pm On Nov 03, 2017

Guyman02:
Here is the effect of not releasing that fart in your stomach for one week, just go to one corner and free yourself and stop forming slay queen wey no dey mess

This made me laugh so hard cheesy

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by peacemara54(m): 1:17pm On Nov 03, 2017

ok
check my signature

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by JoshMedia: 1:22pm On Nov 03, 2017*

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by asumo12: 1:26pm On Nov 03, 2017

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by Incrizz(f): 1:35pm On Nov 03, 2017

Don't do any of those especially laxative.

Just eat a plate of beans.
Not with bread or garri or any thing you eat beans with,
Just a plate of beans.
You would be running to the loo before the day ends.

Or eat vegetable soup made with greens.

Then come back and say, "thank you incrizz".

Basically, ensure you eat beans everyday.

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Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by romeorailss: 1:38pm On Nov 03, 2017

midehi2:
Hmm! can't just say what happened to me yesterday evening, poo na bad thing

It almost disgraced u grin

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by Rubbiish(m): 1:38pm On Nov 03, 2017

anitapreeti:
Insightful piece!!

I poo every morning tho

Na lie...
It is not possible to poo at a stipulated time
It varies...Morning today, tomorrow maybe noon or evening...

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by Rubbiish(m): 1:39pm On Nov 03, 2017

Incrizz:
Don't do any of those especially laxative.

Just eat a plate of beans.
Not with bread or garri or any thing you eat beans with,
Just a plate of beans.
You would be running to the loo before the day ends.

Or eat vegetable soup made with greens.

Then come back and say, "thank you incrizz".

Basically, ensure you eat beans everyday.

Beans everyday? Who does that?
Beans is heavy!!!!

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by Rubbiish(m): 1:41pm On Nov 03, 2017

Offpoint:
I shit once in a week, Wednesday precisely... don't know why it's so.

Hmmm...Strange
Seems your fruit intake is very low...

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Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by Incrizz(f): 1:47pm On Nov 03, 2017

Rubbiish:
Beans everyday? Who does that?
Beans is heavy!!!!

Do you have issues with bowel movement?
I am talking to people who do Mr Rubbish undecided

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by Rubbiish(m): 1:53pm On Nov 03, 2017

Incrizz:
Do you have issues with bowel movement?
I am talking to people who do Mr Rubbish

It takes the body system double effort to process beans because of its heavy nature.
Everyday beans is not healthy my brother...

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by Offpoint: 2:17pm On Nov 03, 2017

Rubbiish:
Hmmm...Strange Seems your fruit intake is very low...

not really, I ate banana almost every day and oranges sometimes. I've been like that right from childhood o

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by eagleonearth(m): 2:20pm On Nov 03, 2017

Boyooosa:

ochi atogbue mu oo. Nairaland is a comedy geandstand

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by Offpoint: 2:20pm On Nov 03, 2017

Bestchisom:
ur shit is ur toilet WCW

I'm lost at WCW

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by romeorailss: 2:50pm On Nov 03, 2017

anitapreeti:
Insightful piece!!

I poo every morning tho

Ohh

But I thought ladies don't poo angry

Pls don't poo and stop pooing... Haba angry

How can a lady be pooping shocked

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by glossy6(f): 3:04pm On Nov 03, 2017

Frenchfriez:
It should also be added that in the long run, they stand the risk of a toxic colon, and in decades to come, colonic cancer.
We should learn to eat right, high fibres diet and drink at least 2.5 litres of water daily

2.5 litres huh

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Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by anitapreeti(f): 3:09pm On Nov 03, 2017

Rubbiish:
Na lie...
It is not possible to poo at a stipulated time
It varies...Morning today, tomorrow maybe noon or evening...

Ur moniker mehn grin

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by Ahmeduana(m): 3:25pm On Nov 03, 2017

juniorboy:
Yay! Made my very first FTC. I dedicate this to all NYSC coppers who just passed out.

Anyways, good points

YEAH YOU MADE YOUR
ftc ON A POO POST, congratulations ooo!

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by Rubbiish(m): 3:37pm On Nov 03, 2017

anitapreeti:
Ur moniker mehn

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by Rubbiish(m): 3:38pm On Nov 03, 2017

mrchewale054:
account boosting format

Why begging for 2k? When u can sell your father's house & use the money to bet...

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by mechanics(m): 3:41pm On Nov 03, 2017

What if ten times per week, any side effect?

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by emmyN(m): 5:47pm On Nov 03, 2017

Take a good of water first thing in the morning; this will induce bowel movement. Then when you go to use the bathroom, make sure to sit on the WC for a while even if you don't feel pressed. When you make this a steady habit, you will see it come naturally to you.

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by Nobody: 5:50pm On Nov 03, 2017*

glossy6:
2.5 litres

Yes ma'am, that's just 5pure water sachets per day. Usually we advice to spread the water intake as follows:
A glass of water at awakening , a glass in between meals and at meals and optionally at bed time.

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by alklas(m): 6:59pm On Nov 03, 2017

u always tek a shit evry morning Lol

Re: What You Should Do If You Have Not Visited The Toilet In A While by alklas(m): 7:00pm On Nov 03, 2017

LadyGoddiva:
I always take a shît every morning once I wake up.

Lol

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