₦airaland Forum

Safiaa:
Yawns. Ok.

Yawns... Yawning... That's what the men who pay for sessions with you do when they realize the orifice between your stretchmarks-riddled thighs is as elastic inelastic as a strip of cloth. They yawn.

You should work on why no man finds you interesting after three weeks of having you. There's nothing to your personality and the only thing going positive for you is the number have times you've done a pregnancy test.

makydebbie:
Since that time, na now you dey cum. You try oo.

Safiaa:
Dare. Someone should dare me please

Mariinee:
It's well with your soul.

QueenSekxy:
lol,,bae..you are always my everyday crush no doubt

Doctormarvin:
lol,amen!...can I get a T? at least to make the thread serve it's initial purpose

Hisduchess:
another one biko.2 days no be 2mins ooo

midehi2:


chai! they later scattered this thread, na waoo, they will neva change

makydebbie:
Swerry.

BadBradley:
This lezz dude must have left a burning coal in your heart! See how you stalk his moniker like a devout mono fixated fanboy.

Anyway the only reason your sickle sell parents married each other was because they were dumber than a mannequin and facially so hideous they were each other’s line of least resistance.

Your crush was the optiônal1 girl with a leg as formless as a 2by2 plank with hips like a boy’s.

She still left you and denied you here when she discovered you were a convulsive sickle cell sufferer that drools like a poisoned dog.

Your brain could only get you to study fine arts in unilag. The sperm of your sickle cell father lacks the properties to carry maths and indices.

When you’re not begging girls for money here with your plethora of monikers , you will be campaigning for sympathy by writing how you’re born with sickle cell disease and how your mom was murdered by her own brothers.

The only one who ever pity-dated you was the grotesque optional 1 who didn’t even have a campaign manager in last year miss Nairaland because her brand of ugliness brought an eclipse to west Africa the moment her photos went online.

Edimolu, darkenedbaboon, tearless, tluzzie you have deactivated more monikers than you can remember and I want to ask:

Is parental care a luxury in your lineage that you’re seeking attention and affection endlessly in Nairaland?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Are you male or female? You could be my spec. [/color]

Mariinee:
Awwnn...my heart is doing gbim gbim gbim.

How are you jhur?

Mariinee:
You like to be dominated?

NoFavors:
I dare you to upload your picture

NoFavors:
what's that got to do with my dare?

Donaldduke2019:
multiple games with sure odds

Kondomatic:
See person.....




You scarce for the other side sha

Safiaa:
You and I both know that aint happening lol.

QueenSekxy:
lolss.

.i'm good,,had a stressful day..but glory to God everything is normal now..and you?

Blackhawk01:
Hahahaha

Midehi2, just do and upload the picture

QueenSekxy:
dare you to transfer 100k to my akant

Draei:



It would be unfair if i keep doing this on this thread tho, 22nd is the definition of perfecto. Let's meet then Kingsley.

True. Maybe our e-paths would cross in the Eurosoccer subsection; specifically in the Barcelona or Real Madrid thread.

Till the El Classico this month when Barcelona wins.

I swear, I'd troll you and other Madrid fans like I did to LsÖfDk last season when we won.

Mariinee:
I am good too jare.
Oya now..T/D?

comradespade:
Prolly

But, if you ain't doing it right, I take over

NoFavors:
It's T& babe... don't ruin the fun

Safiaa:
Let me ask you. T or D?

Safiaa:
100k? Lool. Do I look like father Christmas? I can send 1k lool, will you accept

Mariinee:
I didn't quote you, Olumide.

You couldn't even brawl me if you wanted to.
Bye too.

QueenSekxy:
D

NoFavors:
T