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Donaldduke2019:
A mail delivered from Shekpe fans fc to penaldo fans

Aside Depay, Asensio is the biggest fraud to grace football, nigga used two weeks to play like Messi, Ronaldo and Maradona combined together, now he's back to default, playing like Cosmos Dauda....*���

Mariinee:
It is well with your soul. Salvation is upon you.

Blackhawk01:
Alright, babez

Mariinee:
Awwnn.
Cc: Naijaboiy.
My turn? D.

Mariinee:
Awwnn.

Cc: Naijaboiy.

My turn? D.

[color=#1980BC]That was unexpected.

T or D? [/color]

BadBradley:
This lezz dude must have left a burning coal in your heart! See how you stalk his moniker like a devout mono fixated fanboy.

Anyway the only reason your sickle sell parents married each other was because they were dumber than a mannequin and facially so hideous they were each other’s line of least resistance.

Your crush was the optiônal1 girl with a leg as formless as a 2by2 plank with hips like a boy’s.

She still left you and denied you here when she discovered you were a convulsive sickle cell sufferer that drools like a poisoned dog.

Your brain could only get you to study fine arts in unilag. The sperm of your sickle cell father lacks the properties to carry maths and indices.

When you’re not begging girls for money here with your plethora of monikers , you will be campaigning for sympathy by writing how you’re born with sickle cell disease and how your mom was murdered by her own brothers.

The only one who ever pity-dated you was the grotesque optional 1 who didn’t even have a campaign manager in last year miss Nairaland because her brand of ugliness brought an eclipse to west Africa the moment her photos went online.

Edimolu, darkenedbaboon, tearless, tluzzie you have deactivated more monikers than you can remember and I want to ask:

Is parental care a luxury in your lineage that you’re seeking attention and affection endlessly in Nairaland?

Blackfyre:
Truth or Dare? Anybody?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Not so romantic. [/color]

MhisTahrah:
Purewaternylon,T or D?

QueenSekxy:
male or female ?

Blackfyre:
Truth or Dare? Anybody?

Blackfyre:
Truth or Dare? Anybody?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Not so romantic. [/color]

Mariinee:
Lol, no actually. I'm indifferent.

Why? It's no problem.
T/D?

KreativGenius:
You're leaving no trails.Are you scared of your life? Do you have people who you feel want you dead ?

Doctormarvin:
well! thanks chéri...i pick T, psychology dictates I pick T

Mariinee:
Hmmm...I dare you to call out Jude and woo him right here.

Waiting...

Blackfyre:
I don't know what you mean by leaving no trails?

Safiaa:
upload a picture of your feet now. You can take it down in 5 mins. Lol i know I'm weird.

KreativGenius:
T/D ?

Blackfyre:
Truth

Ladyjumong:
bia, is lyk ur brain is doing u somehow why u dey spoil show here

PureWaterNylon:
TRUTH

NoFavors:
fetish? Creepy mehnnn. Check my dp

T or D?

QueenSekxy:
hahaha,,

choose 3 male monikers and tell them how you feel about them

KreativGenius:
Do you have ladies you crush on on the forum?

NoFavors:

DrinkLimca:
Calm down your nerves bro..
Messi that, messi this...

Everybody knows that Messi is a better player than Ronaldo..

It's an undeniable fact that even soccer greats have confirm..

In 2010, it was iniesta that was robbed of the balloon d or and not sneider...

Every big teams have been given the FIFA support one way or the other, and that includes Madrid, so cut Barcelona some slack..

If Ronaldo was in the era of Ronaldinho, Brazilian Ronaldo, robinho, zidane, Beckham and kaka..

would he had been considered the best above those players?

Definitely no...

But one thing you can't deny is that Lionel messi would still had won the world best even amongst those players...

Messi's style is so unique and out of this world..

Anybody can be like Ronaldo but Nobody can be like Messi..

KreativGenius:
Lol To-to and Di-ck