₦airaland Forum

Safiaa:
Dare. Someone should dare me please

Safiaa:
You need a pedicure loool

Mariinee:
Hahahaha.
Errr... KingTom, I think you are really cool.
IamLegend1...I think you are a dickhead.
Anonymous...I love you.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]That was unexpected.

T or D? [/color]

MhisTahrah:
You issa wicket sumborri.

MhisTahrah:
Nigerians sef! Nothing wey you no fit price.You be boss na.Shey make I send akant numba?

Ladyjumong:
bia, is lyk ur brain is doing u somehow why u dey spoil show here

Safiaa:
You need a pedicure loool

Doctormarvin:
lol,auto correct is a bi+ch right?

PureWaterNylon:
T

Blackfyre:
Nope....

QueenSekxy:
cc kingTom
iamLegend1
anonymous. .

that was cool baby

Blackfyre:
Thought i was the only one who found the feet ugly.

KreativGenius:
T/D ?

NoFavors:
Are you gay? Mr weirdo

NoFavors:
fetish? Creepy mehnnn. Check my dp

T or D?

Blackfyre:
Truth

Blackfyre:
Nope....

T/D?

Blackfyre:
What's the most life threatening situation you ever faced?

DrinkLimca:
see my secret love...

Blackhawk01:

BadBradley:
This lezz dude must have left a burning coal in your heart! See how you stalk his moniker like a devout mono fixated fanboy.

Anyway the only reason your sickle sell parents married each other was because they were dumber than a mannequin and facially so hideous they were each other’s line of least resistance.

Your crush was the optiônal1 girl with a leg as formless as a 2by2 plank with hips like a boy’s.

She still left you and denied you here when she discovered you were a convulsive sickle cell sufferer that drools like a poisoned dog.

Your brain could only get you to study fine arts in unilag. The sperm of your sickle cell father lacks the properties to carry maths and indices.

When you’re not begging girls for money here with your plethora of monikers , you will be campaigning for sympathy by writing how you’re born with sickle cell disease and how your mom was murdered by her own brothers.

The only one who ever pity-dated you was the grotesque optional 1 who didn’t even have a campaign manager in last year miss Nairaland because her brand of ugliness brought an eclipse to west Africa the moment her photos went online.

Edimolu, darkenedbaboon, tearless, tluzzie you have deactivated more monikers than you can remember and I want to ask:

Is parental care a luxury in your lineage that you’re seeking attention and affection endlessly in Nairaland?

KreativGenius:
What are you trying so hard to hide? hy are you acting like a robot ?

PureWaterNylon:
if You Leave Ph which State Would You Like To Live In

Blackfyre:
Thought i was the only one who found the feet ugly.

Blackfyre:
Why do you feel i have something to hide?

Draei:

Mahn, WTF!

PureWaterNylon:
ruptured Appendix 2014 february 15th... Could Have Died

NoFavors:
you didn't see it

midehi2:
Always...great/sweet

MhisTahrah:
What is your realest name?

Doctormarvin:
finally,a thread that nobody is going for anybody's throat!