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All this epistle and long grammar because of monitor lizard? Habaa bro

Excuse me, where exactly do u live gan na dt big monitor lizards jus dey stroll enter ur compound every week...

Is ur Surname "Odebode"?

Monkey pox fall on u

RapportNaija:
Just a few days ago, I reported on how one hungry Monitor Lizard devoured 3 eggs and got trapped when he attempted to escape: https://www.nairaland.com/4152585/big-monitor-lizard-got-trapped - well his younger family member, who is obviously a dumbhead came to check on the slain Lizard whereabouts a day before yesterday, only to be tempted by fresh chicken eggs, and it got trapped in a smaller trap.

Now, this latest catch was more chilling (and cringing at the same time) because I witness how it was stabbed to eternity. Getting stabbed multiple times is not a good way to die - I could tell from the writhing of the animal as life escaped it.

What baffled me once again is how long these Monitor Lizards' tails are, bigger than some snakes.

At the rate at which Lizards are getting caught in my backyard, I think my Papa and his friend must think the gods are mad. It's safe to call this season "Season Of The Monitor Lizard".

I hope the government passes a law that mandates taxes to paid on animals hunted in the wild. If there was that law right now, my Papa and his friend would be a defaulter. And I would testify in support of the Lizards to have them locked for life. They would soon finish all the goddamn Monitor Lizards and all other reptiles visiting my backyard.

I am certain the animals are now hotheaded in the creaks, meeting on how to curb this incessant hunting of their folks. I am on their side, after watching the death of one of them in a cold-blooded stabbing routine.

Lalasticlala, you have to join and let's advocate for non-killings of reptiles. This animals will soon be endangered, and the ecosystem will lack!

I couldn't wait to see how this lizard was skinned and mashed up with spices in the pot of pepper soup - I'm sure it went down with couple 33s and Trophy drinks. I had to see Conte stab Mourinho with a Morata header.

So, there you have it, pictures of the bloody Lizard in the trap below:

Which side u dey sef? U just dey talk go here, talk go there.

This animal is a god somewhere in Ogbaru LGA,Anambra State.....Keep it safe pls.

RapportNaija:
Just a few days ago, I reported on how one hungry Monitor Lizard devoured 3 eggs and got trapped when he attempted to escape: https://www.nairaland.com/4152585/big-monitor-lizard-got-trapped - well his younger family member, who is obviously a dumbhead came to check on the slain Lizard whereabouts a day before yesterday, only to be tempted by fresh chicken eggs, and it got trapped in a smaller trap.

Now, this latest catch was more chilling (and cringing at the same time) because I witness how it was stabbed to eternity. Getting stabbed multiple times is not a good way to die - I could tell from the writhing of the animal as life escaped it.

What baffled me once again is how long these Monitor Lizards' tails are, bigger than some snakes.

At the rate at which Lizards are getting caught in my backyard, I think my Papa and his friend must think the gods are mad. It's safe to call this season "Season Of The Monitor Lizard".

I hope the government passes a law that mandates taxes to paid on animals hunted in the wild. If there was that law right now, my Papa and his friend would be a defaulter. And I would testify in support of the Lizards to have them locked for life. They would soon finish all the goddamn Monitor Lizards and all other reptiles visiting my backyard.

I am certain the animals are now hotheaded in the creaks, meeting on how to curb this incessant hunting of their folks. I am on their side, after watching the death of one of them in a cold-blooded stabbing routine.

Lalasticlala, you have to join and let's advocate for non-killings of reptiles. This animals will soon be endangered, and the ecosystem will lack!

I couldn't wait to see how this lizard was skinned and mashed up with spices in the pot of pepper soup - I'm sure it went down with couple 33s and Trophy drinks. I had to see Conte stab Mourinho with a Morata header.

So, there you have it, pictures of the bloody Lizard in the trap below:

There is nothing like monitor lizard it is simply called Alligator though its small

The rate monitor lizards get stuck at ur backyard, i am sure ur destiny is narrow, that each time dey come to monitor it, they get stuck....

I feel really bad that this animal had to die... you should have freed it,

Nigerians no Sabi chop and remain for tomorrow. Na to chop till è finish then die of hunger afterwards naim Dem Sabi.

how on earth did this made front page

Looking beyond the subject(monitor lizard), I like your writing skill

InwehAkpevwe:
Pepper soup on my mind... Abeg who get cold pami make he bring am come o cause d parry is abt 2 start. #spreads mat on the floor waiting 4 yall .

Here come the pammy my guy

@ Op...u want to start advocating for Reptiles and their right to dwell in this terras femas. ..yet you concluded by calling the animal " a bloody Lizard ". your conclusion no dey add up bro. Am not convinced you didn't eat from that pepper soup.

majamajic:
nice

so someone can set a trap with 3 fresh eggs to get this ?

seriously I rather eat the eggs !!

i wud use one egg instead if three

lol

ELdaar55:
JUST CHECKED THE LIZARD NOW...IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SPARED AND TAKEN TO THE ZOO.
AFRICAN MENTALITY SHA!!!

For your mind you don turn European...SMH

Nice one. No tin beats pammy coupled with bush meat. God bless the animals of d forest and the pammy provider.

edgeP:
Here come the pammy my guy

valirex:
For your mind you don turn European...SMH

LOLZZZ...FORGET THAT EUROPEAN STUFF, SOMEONE LIKE ME AM JUST GETTING TO SEE IT NOW AND SAME GOES TO OTHER PEOPLE WHO DOES NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF SUCH ANIMAL

ourkobo:
wait... are u suggesting he throws this God sent meat away?

lala will swear for u o

Yasss