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| I Couldn't Believe President Buhari Did This by michiyke2003(op): 3:07pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
Please laugh with me; *A PLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH AND THERE WERE ONLY FOUR PARACHUTES IN THE PLANE,MEANWHILE THERE WERE FIVE PEOPLE IN IT. THE FIRST PERSON WAS CRISTIANO RONALDO,HE SAID "I AM THE BEST FOOTBALLER I CANT DIE NOW" SO HE TOOK 1 PARACHUTE AND LEFT. THE SECOND WAS ALIKO DANGOTE SAID "I AM THE RICHEST MAN IN AFRICA AND I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE".SO HE TOOK THE SECOND PARACHUTE AND LEFT. THE THIRD WAS PRESIDENT BUHARI AND HE SAID "I AM THE SMARTEST PRESIDENT THAT NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL IN THE WHOLE WORLD,SO I CANT DIE NOW MY PEOPLE STILL NEED ME".HE TOOK ONE AND LEFT. THEN IT WAS LEFT WITH GOODLUCK AND A SMALL GIRL..........THEN JONATHAN SAID TO THE LITTLE GIRL .."TAKE THE LAST ONE I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR YOU. THE LITTLE GIRL REPLIED "NO NEED FOR THAT .THERE ARE TWO PARACHUTES LEFT. WITH SHOCK AND SURPRISE JONATHAN ASKED HER."HOW COM?". THE LITTLE GIRL REPLIED"BUHARI TOOK MY SCHOOL BAG THINKING IT WAS A PARACHUTE........... |
| Re: I Couldn't Believe President Buhari Did This by awa(m): 3:09pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
He can do it ohhhh 1 Like |
| Re: I Couldn't Believe President Buhari Did This by michiyke2003(op): 3:09pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
Look at the kind of change APC has brought to Nigerians. |
| Re: I Couldn't Believe President Buhari Did This by ekensi01: 3:11pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
michiyke2003:What is this one saying? |
| Re: I Couldn't Believe President Buhari Did This by opichika(m): 10:53pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
where will he land abeg....? |
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