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Who is your best bible character? If you were asked to pick a life you would love to live, whose bible character's would it be?

I love David. The grace upon him was mighty. And the way he easily acknowledged his sins and praised God is awesome

Yahweh of course

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Question in Sunday School: Why is there evil in the world?

Sister A: The devil

Sister P: Sister A is right, the devil is responsible

Mr A: I disagree, Yahweh is responsible

Teacher: Mr A, Yahweh isn't responsible for evil, come on, don't blaspheme

MrA: but he said he created evil in the Bible

Teacher: which book, chapter and verse is that?

MrA: Isaiah 45:7, you can check it out for yourself

Teacher: *Checks the verse and looks embarrassed*

Mr A: *notices the awkward silence* have you read it?

Teacher: *Changes the topic* Jesus died on the cross for our sins, let's talk about this sacrifice

MY LORD AND SAVIOR!!

I'd pick king solo my man for obvious reasons

Everyone will surely say JESUS

Op....biko goan prepare for Church

Kenzico:
Everyone will surely say JESUS

Op....biko goan prepare for Church

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Attending second Service. starts by 10.

Solomon

King Nebuchadnezzar

Paul

Esther, for she was able to capture the heart of a king and made him do her bidding.( I know the hand of God was upon her)

David

King David
Joseph

David. His story shows he had flaws, suffered for them, and understood God

Gideon... Over kaku for God matter de worry am. But when he was certain God was on his side, he did great exploits.

However, this is worthy of note.the first man (Adam) The strongest man (Samson), and the wisest man)(Solomon), were all led astray by women... Hmmm

King Solomon

Na JONAH OOOO... I Always wonder what he told his wife when he got home the third day


He'll be like. ..

WIFE: Where have you been since 3 days ago , no call , no text

JONAH: Na one stupid fish swallow me ooo, infact, he just dey vomit me now now I come say make I dey come house

WIFE: Hanhan!!!, fish swallow you ??...you for no come house naa !!!

JONAH: I swear I no lie, come smell my armpit seff

WIFE: Mtshewwwww (walk away)

Music..... (ayele ooo, ibosi oooooooooo)

Solomon. Any day!

Prophet Muhammad (pbuh)

David


David

David


Then maybe Paul

David and Jabez

Devil

Innocent , killed less people than God, but still hated

Chased out of heaven because he asked for democracy

Really treated unfairly

whateverkay:
Prophet Muhammad (pbuh)

Stop being stewpid

Jesus Christ

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davido

KING SOLOMON

JESUS.
Eze ndi Eze.
Oga n'iru igwe.
Nkume di Ukwu.
Okaka amaghasi amasi.

No NIGERIAN PREACHER has ever towed his path nor attempted to emulate him.
He was never a PASTOPRENEUR....
He never made GOD seem poor....
Simplicity and Humility at its peak.
Healed people without CHARGE.
No Cash was paid to him, yet i wondered how he fed.
He preached a SERMON on the mount and still fed the 5000. Rather disciples bought the fishes and bread themselves.
He flogged money doublers out of the temple.
Turned Water into Wine, yet never charged the couple.


I can Risk any thing to just see HIM....

Our saviour Jesus Christ first.....then .Elijah the fire man

Jesus, Joseph....

Moses