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I'm very glad that a Nollywood Actress knows what Naija guys are going through in the hands of their female counterpart.

Actress Monalisa Chinda shared her comparison of what relationship is like in Nigeria and other Countries.

Her post below.

I know this is a long text but please wait for it..

Italian Relationship:

1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:

1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:

1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:

1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

Nigerian Relationship:

1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed
15th day= Tried to have sex but failed
16th day= Tried to have sex but failed
17th day= Tried to have sex but failed again
18th day= Tried to have sex but failed again
19th day= Tried to have sex but failed again
20th day= Tried to have sex but failed again
21st day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
22nd day= Didn't talk to each other
23rd day= Malice till the next 1 month.
46th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
47th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next 2 weeks.
51st day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
52nd day= Hug
53rd day= Long hug
54th day= Kiss
55th day= Long kiss
56th day= Tried to have sex but failed
57th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad and the mumu guy promises to buy her a new one as if he's her father.
58th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
59th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
60th day= She meets another guy & starts the cycle all over with new guy....
Its TGIF people

http://www.purplefeel.com/2017/11/actress-monalisa-chinda-nigerian-relationships.html

[color=#59576F] according to latest news her marriage is next to

she better get pregnant b4 leaving [/color]

#No Filter Attitude

That's because Nigerian guys don't reason like their foreign counterpart. The girls have decided to be smarter than their shadow.

LOL, some Nigerian girls dont have sense like the one above my comment......their idea of dates is so warped

Lol she has a point.

Lol

She is sooo right on this.

Nigerian girls sef are annoying

Naija girls, see una life?

lalasticlala

Benita27:
That's because Nigerian guys don't reason like their foreign counterpart. The girls have decided to be smarter than their shadow.

It seems you have met all Naija guys

MichaelBlake40:
It seems you have met all Naija guys

Blackmail!. Has she met all Nigerian girls, and has she dated guys from the countries she mentioned to have arrived at her conclusion?.

RRWraith:
LOL, some Nigerian girls dont have sense like the one above my comment......their idea of dates is so warped

I guess my comment stroke a nerve, then.

lalasticlala

This is were Nigerian girls re really smart.

Sex first, second, third, fourth day in naija...in short first month? nd they re not calling u hoelosho, cheap?

Lol People dont just act they way they do.

Benita27:
I guess my comment stroke a nerve, then.

Do not flatter urself, u are as inconsequential as ur comment

Benita27:
Blackmail!. Has she met all Nigerian girls, and has she dated guys from the countries she mentioned to have arrived at her conclusion?.

I hail you oh u smart nobi small

Benita27:
Blackmail!. Has she met all Nigerian girls, and has she dated guys from the countries she mentioned to have arrived at her conclusion?.

Na so una be

RRWraith:
Do not flatter urself, u are as inconsequential as ur comment

If I'm actually as inconsequential as my comment, you won't have made this snide remark. And to cap it all, you replied my mention. You're a fan! Watch as I show you how to ignore inconsequential monikers.

RRWraith:
LOL, some Nigerian girls dont have sense like the one above my comment......their idea of dates is so warped

MichaelBlake40:
I hail you oh u smart nobi small

LOL. Monalisa's opinion is based on sampling. I wonder why someone would come and ask me if I've dated all Nigerian guys.

that Italian relationships got me loling

iamJ:
[color=#59576F] according to latest news her marriage is next to

she better get pregnant b4 leaving [/color]

#No Filter Attitude

and you think this made sense

Bullshiiiiiit!!!

It should go like this: “there are sharp guys in Italy, Britain, America, France, Nigeria etc.. that would fvck a girl on the first date, and there are also sissies that would spend the next 500years to ask a girl for a hug..”

McBeal10:
and you think this made sense

look into the mirror, does ur existence make sense?

iamJ:
look into the mirror, does ur existence make sense?

lmao why not try checking if you've still got a brain. wait never mind, I forgot you don't comprehend well. you wouldn't understand what you just read.

McBeal10:
lmao why not try checking if you've still got a brain. wait never mind, I forgot you don't comprehend well. you wouldn't understand what you just read.

u that can't get admission into uni


Is talking to me a graduate, how hard the poor and uneducated try to meet up

iamJ:
u that can't get admission into uni


Is talking to me a graduate, how hard the poor and uneducated try to meet up

lol since you decide to stalk my profile I'll give you an update I'm now in uni all praise be to God btw, try harder next time sir.

iamJ:
look into the mirror, does ur existence make sense?

Haaaaaaaa

McBeal10:
lol since you decide to stalk my profile I'll give you an update I'm now in uni all praise be to God btw, try harder next time sir.

is it ur boring introvert life that I want to stalk?


I can imagine how bad ur face is that u have to hide in a hole all ur life

Get out of my mentions

iamJ:
is it ur boring introvert life that I want to stalk?


I can imagine how bad ur face is that u have to hide in a hole all ur life

Get out of my mentions

whelp, you do know so much about me, what else did you find out?

McBeal10:
whelp, you do know so much about me, what else did you find out?

your mates are on dates

Ure at home trolling a man greater than ur village

iamJ:
your mates are on dates

Ure at home trolling a man greater than ur village

wow never knew a great man could stoop so low to compare himself to my village which is as dry as a desert lol speaks volumes about your worth. lol