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Ate amala and ewedu on a first date one time like that

All this and that to avoid..
Una never tire..if you like eat small fried rice and chicken and say I am ok when you are not to appear classy.. if the guy or girl dont like you.. all that wont matter.

VampireeM:
Nonsense, Ice cream toh sure! I eat whatever I deem fit if he can't handle it we have no business going further

Look at this foolish Slay Queen.

So the reason you embark on a date is to eat right?

Is he your father?

So you can't continue if he can't buy you food and you're not ashamed to even say it.

This is the type of useless, hopeless, shiftless, women I talk about. The type who can't offer a man anything asides her rotten, slacked & smelly pussy.

The type that can suck a conductor's c0ck just to get a free ride.

Shame on you and I pity the man who calls you 'partner'.

Maybe they expect somebody to just be chewing kolanut ontop first date matter

dominique:
So what should we now eat o biko?

VampireeM:
Nonsense, Ice cream toh sure! I eat whatever I deem fit if he can't handle it we have no business going further

glutton ... when no b u dey pay .... slay child of d world

NwaAmaikpe:



Naija girls no send oo
.....

Take them out, they'd order and eat everything.
From moi-moi to semovita.

Then when it's time to pull pant, the odour emanating will be hybrid.

comman kee me

I dey 1004 estate V. I, ring me wen u get 2 my flat.
Like sumone sed updere, welcom 2 lagos

SeniorZato:
Am stranded in Lagos

JamaicanLove:
Aww how come?

Today is your birthday and you did not say anything abi? You don't want us to come and eat rice abi? God is seeing you oooo.

Can we eat curry with rice on the first date?

JamaicanLove:
Why I no go eat swallow? That one na die na. I can't stay without my solid 6:6 Santana or akpu matched with egusi soup, laced with kpomo and goat meat.

I'm salivating oo

zainabope:
FIRST dates are all about people getting to know each other. People are nervous enough and are already trying to put their best foot forward to either secure a second date or decide what the next step would be without having to worry about a food- related incident. It’s not a matter of forming or not being authentic but it’s the first date and the food you know how to eat very well could end up embarrassing you( even simple common ice cream/ pop corn). All our finesse and efforts could be wasted if we tried any of these meals:

A) Spaghetti :
No matter how appetizing the spaghetti is, slurping and chewing while trying to get to know each other is a no-no. It’s either you trying to cut the spaghetti strands into smaller pieces or attempting to suck on the spaghetti.

B)Eba and Soup:
This is the first date we are talking about. Leafy leafs could get stuck in your teeth while okra/ ogbonno needs no explanation, the drawing nature of the soup explains it all.

C)Beans:
The more you eat, the more you whoops. Be classy and not gassy- just forget the beans. Apart from beans causing you to fart, you’d be full quickly and ruin your plans for dessert if you made any.

D)Salads:
Salads take long to chew and it getting between your teeth is never a good look.

E)Anything with Onions:
Onion breath is terrible, it could end the date.

F)Spicy Foods: If you can handle the heat, good for you but don’t risk it. Running nose and sweating is not a good look. No one is forcing you to appear macho by eating spicy meals.

G)Vanilla Ice-cream/ Junk:
Except you want to appear childish don't take junk meal or the vanilla flavour of ice-cream

H)Bad table manners:
Bad table manners should obviously be avoided at all costs. DO NOT chew with your mouth open and speak with a mouthful of food. Basic manners and a little common sense would go a long way.

Link below�
https://pinchofchel./2017/11/25/foods-to-avoid-on-first-dates/

Yes, don't eat at all on a first date ...

curry beans with onions, two eggs with a glass of milk.

If you make it through the night, then you are a G

actually, if you make it through the date sef, without bending to one side, bros

JamaicanLove:
Aww how come?

Happy birthday.

NwaAmaikpe:



Naija girls no send oo
.....

Take them out, they'd order and eat everything.
From moi-moi to semovita.

Then when it's time to pull pant, the odour emanating will be hybrid.

So,you pull pant on the first date?

I bow for you

dominique:
So what should we now eat o biko?

kanji!!! Don't mind the op jare. Everybody wants to be a counsellor.

Pap and akara

Abeg oo I no the form I dey chop anything wen am on a date 1st or not see me say make the guy love me or wat

But can I take my yam and red oil

tosyne2much:
Pap and akara

Wot is pap?

dominique:
So what should we now eat o biko?

Ewa goin with hot bread

zainabope:
FIRST dates are all about people getting to know each other. People are nervous enough and are already trying to put their best foot forward to either secure a second date or decide what the next step would be without having to worry about a food- related incident. It’s not a matter of forming or not being authentic but it’s the first date and the food you know how to eat very well could end up embarrassing you( even simple common ice cream/ pop corn). All our finesse and efforts could be wasted if we tried any of these meals:

A) Spaghetti :
No matter how appetizing the spaghetti is, slurping and chewing while trying to get to know each other is a no-no. It’s either you trying to cut the spaghetti strands into smaller pieces or attempting to suck on the spaghetti.

B)Eba and Soup:
This is the first date we are talking about. Leafy leafs could get stuck in your teeth while okra/ ogbonno needs no explanation, the drawing nature of the soup explains it all.

C)Beans:
The more you eat, the more you whoops. Be classy and not gassy- just forget the beans. Apart from beans causing you to fart, you’d be full quickly and ruin your plans for dessert if you made any.

D)Salads:
Salads take long to chew and it getting between your teeth is never a good look.

E)Anything with Onions:
Onion breath is terrible, it could end the date.

F)Spicy Foods: If you can handle the heat, good for you but don’t risk it. Running nose and sweating is not a good look. No one is forcing you to appear macho by eating spicy meals.

G)Vanilla Ice-cream/ Junk:
Except you want to appear childish don't take junk meal or the vanilla flavour of ice-cream

H)Bad table manners:
Bad table manners should obviously be avoided at all costs. DO NOT chew with your mouth open and speak with a mouthful of food. Basic manners and a little common sense would go a long way.

Link below�
https://pinchofchel./2017/11/25/foods-to-avoid-on-first-dates/

Are we talking Lekki or Sapele?

zainabope:
FIRST dates are all about people getting to know each other. People are nervous enough and are already trying to put their best foot forward to either secure a second date or decide what the next step would be without having to worry about a food- related incident. It’s not a matter of forming or not being authentic but it’s the first date and the food you know how to eat very well could end up embarrassing you( even simple common ice cream/ pop corn). All our finesse and efforts could be wasted if we tried any of these meals:

A) Spaghetti :
No matter how appetizing the spaghetti is, slurping and chewing while trying to get to know each other is a no-no. It’s either you trying to cut the spaghetti strands into smaller pieces or attempting to suck on the spaghetti.

B)Eba and Soup:
This is the first date we are talking about. Leafy leafs could get stuck in your teeth while okra/ ogbonno needs no explanation, the drawing nature of the soup explains it all.

C)Beans:
The more you eat, the more you whoops. Be classy and not gassy- just forget the beans. Apart from beans causing you to fart, you’d be full quickly and ruin your plans for dessert if you made any.

D)Salads:
Salads take long to chew and it getting between your teeth is never a good look.

E)Anything with Onions:
Onion breath is terrible, it could end the date.

F)Spicy Foods: If you can handle the heat, good for you but don’t risk it. Running nose and sweating is not a good look. No one is forcing you to appear macho by eating spicy meals.

G)Vanilla Ice-cream/ Junk:
Except you want to appear childish don't take junk meal or the vanilla flavour of ice-cream

H)Bad table manners:
Bad table manners should obviously be avoided at all costs. DO NOT chew with your mouth open and speak with a mouthful of food. Basic manners and a little common sense would go a long way.

Link below�
https://pinchofchel./2017/11/25/foods-to-avoid-on-first-dates/

Just tell us you are about opening a resturant called "FIRST DATE RESTURANT" so we can patronize you..

My first date was Eba and soup mixture...walahi, the food make sense.!!

Ice cream childish ?

JamaicanLove:
Why I no go eat swallow? That one na die na. I can't stay without my solid 6:6 Santana or akpu matched with egusi soup, laced with kpomo and goat meat.

Correct bae! no forming, but hope you'd be straight all through the relationship?

But op, you know how much I really like spag, egg, fish and plantain? What will I den eat?

BTW! HBD

dominique:
So what should we now eat o biko?

lol i tire, almost all the sweet food should be avoided.

dominique:
So what should we now eat o biko?

thank you nawa o which kind spirit no go wan make your belle make progress o

I go chop wetin dey menu with humility

zainabope:
FIRST dates are all about people getting to know each other. People are nervous enough and are already trying to put their best foot forward to either secure a second date or decide what the next step would be without having to worry about a food- related incident. It’s not a matter of forming or not being authentic but it’s the first date and the food you know how to eat very well could end up embarrassing you( even simple common ice cream/ pop corn). All our finesse and efforts could be wasted if we tried any of these meals:

A) Spaghetti :
No matter how appetizing the spaghetti is, slurping and chewing while trying to get to know each other is a no-no. It’s either you trying to cut the spaghetti strands into smaller pieces or attempting to suck on the spaghetti.

B)Eba and Soup:
This is the first date we are talking about. Leafy leafs could get stuck in your teeth while okra/ ogbonno needs no explanation, the drawing nature of the soup explains it all.

C)Beans:
The more you eat, the more you whoops. Be classy and not gassy- just forget the beans. Apart from beans causing you to fart, you’d be full quickly and ruin your plans for dessert if you made any.

D)Salads:
Salads take long to chew and it getting between your teeth is never a good look.

E)Anything with Onions:
Onion breath is terrible, it could end the date.

F)Spicy Foods: If you can handle the heat, good for you but don’t risk it. Running nose and sweating is not a good look. No one is forcing you to appear macho by eating spicy meals.

G)Vanilla Ice-cream/ Junk:
Except you want to appear childish don't take junk meal or the vanilla flavour of ice-cream

H)Bad table manners:
Bad table manners should obviously be avoided at all costs. DO NOT chew with your mouth open and speak with a mouthful of food. Basic manners and a little common sense would go a long way.

Link below�
https://pinchofchel./2017/11/25/foods-to-avoid-on-first-dates/

so we should eat fry beans

just remembered when I went to a date with my bae!

order the same food with her and I couldn't eat it. made a whole mess of myself. she found it romantic and funny at the way I eat and so on!

DancingSkeleton:
I gently shifted her pantie to the other side and quickly removed my boxers short.


This routine of sharing the dry line with the ladies in my hostel is so annoying

You really got me bro

DancingSkeleton:
I gently shifted her pantie to the other side and quickly removed my boxers short.


This routine of sharing the dry line with the ladies in my hostel is so annoying

You really got me bro

Mtcheeewwwww.. So we should just drink water.

JamaicanLove:
Why I no go eat swallow? That one na die na. I can't stay without my solid 6:6 Santana or akpu matched with egusi soup, laced with kpomo and goat meat.

6ft 6in?