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Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by geoworldedu(op): 4:21am On Nov 18, 2017
Going by what Jesus said, he should have returned since 2000 years ago. He said that before his disciples finish preaching in Jerusalem he would return. He said that before that generation won't pass away before he would return. He said that he went to prepare a place for his disciples and he would return after preparing. It's more than 2000 years already and he's still preparing that place? Where are the disciples he is preparing that place for now? Are they still inside the grave awaiting Jesus to finish preparing the place?

IS JESUS LOST IN SPACE?
Please what do you think people?
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by Teacher1776(m): 6:31am On Nov 18, 2017
geoworldedu:
Going by what Jesus said, he should have returned since 2000 years ago. He said that before his disciples finish preaching in Jerusalem he would return. He said that before that generation won't pass away before he would return. He said that he went to prepare a place for his disciples and he would return after preparing. It's more than 2000 years already and he's still preparing that place? Where are the disciples he is preparing that place for now? Are they still inside the grave awaiting Jesus to finish preparing the place?

IS JESUS LOST IN SPACE?
Please what do you think people?
Please, don't mock what you don't understand.
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by spongeisback: 6:41am On Nov 18, 2017
Teacher1776:
Please, don't mock what you don't understand.
Make him understand. Where is Jesus?!
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by hopefulLandlord: 6:56am On Nov 18, 2017
Teacher1776:
Please, don't mock what you don't understand.
help him understand by explaining to him
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by Teacher1776(m): 7:36am On Nov 18, 2017
spongeisback:
Make him understand. Where is Jesus?!
He is right there by your door, waiting for you to open up and let him in.
It is entirely up to you to wholeheartedly welcome him in or leave him there. He has nothing to lose. U have everything to gain. It is up to u.
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by Teacher1776(m): 7:55am On Nov 18, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
help him understand by explaining to him
This is the little I can tell you: We all have our moments of doubts. In those moments we consider the options before us. Abandon our faith in Jesus and live life as we please, or continue to exercise faith in him and obey his instructions.
If we lose faith, we stand to gain nothing if indeed the gospel of Jesus were true. On the other hand, if we have faith we gain all...
Suppose the gospel accounts about Jesus weren't true? What other options have you got? Choose another faith or abandon the idea of religion entirely? Either way, you won't attain the kind of satisfaction you desire. (prove me wrong if there is)
For some of us, this faith is a blind faith, but then it is far better tan being faithless. In fact, it is better to live for something than to live for nothing. Without this faith, our current existence will be more purposeless and meaningless.
Prove me wrong if you strongly disagree.
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by geoworldedu(op): 8:58pm On Nov 18, 2017
Teacher1776:
Please, don't mock what you don't understand.
It's in the Bible. I can understand. Jesus is Lord Lost.
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by geoworldedu(op): 8:59pm On Nov 18, 2017
Teacher1776:
He is right there by your door, waiting for you to open up and let him in.
It is entirely up to you to wholeheartedly welcome him in or leave him there. He has nothing to lose. U have everything to gain. It is up to u.
Is he a gateman ni? What's d asshole doing by my door? cheesy
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by MrPresident1: 9:08pm On Nov 18, 2017
geoworldedu:
Going by what Jesus said, he should have returned since 2000 years ago. He said that before his disciples finish preaching in Jerusalem he would return. He said that before that generation won't pass away before he would return. He said that he went to prepare a place for his disciples and he would return after preparing. It's more than 2000 years already and he's still preparing that place? Where are the disciples he is preparing that place for now? Are they still inside the grave awaiting Jesus to finish preparing the place?

IS JESUS LOST IN SPACE?

Please what do you think people?
Is Jesus coming from space, you have proof of this?
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by Teacher1776(m): 9:43pm On Nov 18, 2017
geoworldedu:
Is he a gateman ni? What's d asshole doing by my door? cheesy
what exactly do you believe in?
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by Nobody: 5:45am On Nov 19, 2017
Teacher1776:
Please, don't mock what you don't understand.
He isnt mocking you.
He is just asking a question...even though I dont like the way he puts it regarding the 'LOST' term he used which was unnecessary.


But BTW,this is the same way you Christains/Muslims hate the Traditionalists even though you dont understand anything about the traditional religion..
When you attack traditional religion,you are doing the work of God but when your own religion is being attacked,it is blasphemy against God.
Y'all think God revolves around only your religion and every persons of other faith are doomed to 'hell'.
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by mabea: 6:59am On Nov 19, 2017
Seriously i used to have a taste for the religious section but for the atheists i decided to stay away because they will never allow you have good discussions without tantrums and their customary aggressions.

At topic, jesus the king of glory will return as promised. The problem with secular people is the use of human logic to approach God's word but remember he said that his ways are greater than ours. Please there is a little time to explain those scriptures now, maybe after service i will.
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by 0temAtum: 7:15am On Nov 19, 2017
mabea:
Seriously i used to have a taste for the religious section but for the atheists i decided to stay away because they will never allow you have good discussions without tantrums and their customary aggressions.

At topic, jesus the king of glory will return as promised. The problem with secular people is the use of human logic to approach God's word but remember he said that his ways are greater than ours. Please there is a little time to explain those scriptures now, maybe after service i will.
DOCTUFOS: Proverbs of Otem 1: 27
27. Those who shout end-time are not wise. But those who see every day as a new beginning shall prosper.
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by Teacher1776(m): 7:24am On Nov 19, 2017
HarkymTheOracle:
He isnt mocking you.
He is just asking a question...even though I dont like the way he puts it regarding the 'LOST' term he used which was unnecessary.


But BTW,this is the same way you Christains/Muslims hate the Traditionalists even though you dont understand anything about the traditional religion..
When you attack traditional religion,you are doing the work of God but when your own religion is being attacked,it is blasphemy against God.
Y'all think God revolves around only your religion and every persons of other faith are doomed to 'hell'.
No matter how you wish to coin it, this writer was obviously mocking here. There is a lot of sarcasm in the choice of words he used.
Whether you agree or not, every religion adherent often have the notion that his own religious beliefs are superior to those of others. Even atheists still think their supposed freedom of the mind above religious thoughts puts them in a higher pedestal over others. Conversion from one religion to another is also allowed. Hence, every religion preaches to convert others.
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by 0temAtum: 7:31am On Nov 19, 2017
Teacher1776:
No matter how you wish to coin it, this writer was obviously mocking here. There is a lot of sarcasm in the choice of words he used.
Whether you agree or not, every religion adherent often have the notion that his own religious beliefs are superior to those of others. Even atheists still think their supposed freedom of the mind above religious thoughts puts them in a higher pedestal over others. Conversion from one religion to another is also allowed. Hence, every religion preaches to convert others.
The Op may be sounding like that probably because he is bothered about the safety of Jesus. However, if he had asked me such question, I would have said, can a factitious character come out of the book to end the world? That reminds me how the seniors in secondary school will make a drawing of a car and a filling station on the chalkboard. Then they will tell you to push the car to the filling station. It would be more impossible for fictitious Jesus to come out of the book to blow a trumpet in real life than for you to be able to move a drawn car to a drawn filling station cool
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by Nobody: 9:53am On Nov 19, 2017
Teacher1776:
No matter how you wish to coin it, this writer was obviously mocking here. There is a lot of sarcasm in the choice of words he used.
Whether you agree or not, every religion adherent often have the notion that his own religious beliefs are superior to those of others. Even atheists still think their supposed freedom of the mind above religious thoughts puts them in a higher pedestal over others. Conversion from one religion to another is also allowed. Hence, every religion preaches to convert others.
You are right...but I am not actually defending him.
The reason for my previous reply is because i see and hear the way Christains/Muslims attack and mock traditionalists everyday and I was happy that OP asked that question in that manner...so y'all will know how it feels to be mocked for one's belief.

I mean no harm with my utterances.
#peace
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by geoworldedu(op): 9:05am On Nov 23, 2017
HarkymTheOracle:
You are right...but I am not actually defending him.
The reason for my previous reply is because i see and hear the way Christains/Muslims attack and mock traditionalists everyday and I was happy that OP asked that question in that manner...so y'all will know how it feels to be mocked for one's belief.

I mean no harm with my utterances.
#peace
wink
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by geoworldedu(op): 9:06am On Nov 23, 2017
0temAtum:
The Op may be sounding like that probably because he is bothered about the safety of Jesus. However, if he had asked me such question, I would have said, can a factitious character come out of the book to end the world? That reminds me how the seniors in secondary school will make a drawing of a car and a filling station on the chalkboard. Then they will tell you to push the car to the filling station. It would be more impossible for fictitious Jesus to come out of the book to blow a trumpet in real life than for you to be able to move a drawn car to a drawn filling station cool
This is funny grin
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by kachi19: 12:26pm On Nov 23, 2017
geoworldedu:
Going by what Jesus said, he should have returned since 2000 years ago. He said that before his disciples finish preaching in Jerusalem he would return. He said that before that generation won't pass away before he would return. He said that he went to prepare a place for his disciples and he would return after preparing. It's more than 2000 years already and he's still preparing that place? Where are the disciples he is preparing that place for now? Are they still inside the grave awaiting Jesus to finish preparing the place?

IS JESUS LOST IN SPACE?
Please what do you think people?
Heeey geoworldedu my gee... u still looking for christ here?!? grin
You think he'd just burst out of the cold like Eminem with Angels dropping beats and he giving us live performance of the "Come home" album? naaa it's not gonna go down like that. The dudes who translated the bible or edited it must be some wack ass dumbos. Most of the things prophesied then are metaphorical or the euphemism just pieces of puzzles. there are so many lost books of the bible that explains better or gives more insight. Just cut bros J some slack, issnor easy attending to the prayers of only Nigerians alone grin talk more of the world. The dude need some good massage and vacay
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by MrPresident1: 4:05pm On Nov 23, 2017
geoworldedu:
This is funny grin
Where dem write am for Bible say Jesus dey come for space?
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by geoworldedu(op): 11:21am On Nov 24, 2017
kachi19:
Heeey geoworldedu my gee... u still looking for christ here?!? grin
You think he'd just burst out of the cold like Eminem with Angels dropping beats and he giving us live performance of the "Come home" album? naaa it's not gonna go down like that. The dudes who translated the bible or edited it must be some wack ass dumbos. Most of the things prophesied then are metaphorical or the euphemism just pieces of puzzles. there are so many lost books of the bible that explains better or gives more insight. Just cut bros J some slack, issnor easy attending to the prayers of only Nigerians alone grin talk more of the world. The dude need some good massage and vacay
so wats ur take? Is Jesus never gona com back?
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by kachi19: 8:17pm On Nov 24, 2017
geoworldedu:
so wats ur take? Is Jesus never gona com back?
Hmmm I can't give a YES or a NO. I wasn't there when he first came... i was an atheist till somehow my mom got healed of stage two cancer after some spiritual session (still be me like film) after began thinking of burial money cos my family couldn't afford all the med costs... but i definitely wasn't there when he first came and probably won't be there when he comes again. Im still doing my studying
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by fxjohn2:
Ignorance is bad no wonder God said people perish for lack of knowledge. The antichrist must come before Jesus can return. And a thousand years is just as one day in the eyes of God so this generation of materialism, selfishness, atheism, apostasy has certainly not passed away in the eyes of God.

2 Thessalonians 2:3 ►
Verse (Click for Chapter)
New International Version
Don't let anyone deceive you in any way, for that day will not come until the rebellion occurs and the man of lawlessness is revealed, the man doomed to destruction.

New Living Translation
Don't be fooled by what they say. For that day will not come until there is a great rebellion against God and the man of lawlessness is revealed--the one who brings destruction.

English Standard Version
Let no one deceive you in any way. For that day will not come, unless the rebellion comes first, and the man of lawlessness is revealed, the son of destruction
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by fxjohn2: 2:25pm On Nov 26, 2017
Got that?
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by geoworldedu(op): 1:19pm On Dec 01, 2017
fxjohn2:
Got that?
Have you heard of putting someone in 'he's coming' before? Your descendants will also follow this lie from your saviour and his disciples. Rebellion against which of the gods? Allah, Odin, Chukwu okike abiama, Yahweh, Vishnu or Amadioha? Which god will there be rebellion against?
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by geoworldedu(op): 5:56am On Jul 01, 2018
grin
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by geoworldedu(op): 7:52pm On Oct 15, 2018
Hmm
Re: Is Jesus Lost In Space With The Trumpet And The Archangels? by geoworldedu(op): 5:07am On Nov 16, 2018
Where is Jesus?
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