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Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by TimmyPapa(m): 3:08pm On Nov 26, 2017
ANTONINEUTRON:
Ehhh


Nairaland Constitute Of Everybody Even Arm Robbers!
I tire oo
Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by Nobody: 1:53am On Nov 27, 2017
sKeetz:


[size=12pt]Bros, we robbers no dey reason like that.

For the fact say you get mind to run when we come rob, we must know Wetin give you that kind liver. At that point no be even the money or valuables be our problem but to punish you severely.

And besides, an armed robbery operation is only complete when the armed robbers and the people being robbed are fully present.

If not, it turns to a burglary and we are not burglars. Thats a low for an armed robber cause we are above them in the food chain.

Happy Sunday!
If you are actually a robber and not just making mouth then soon, very soon you will get shot dead and wasted like the useless worthless rat you are.
Nonsense person.
Coming to nairaland to brag about stealing other people's hard earned money. Oloshi.
Its not your fault it's Seun that refuse to track down nonentities like you with his IT skills and get you and your fellow criminals on this site arrested. The man is just so nonchalant.

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Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by sKeetz(m): 5:45am On Nov 27, 2017
NLmember:

If you are actually a robber and not just making mouth then soon, very soon you will get shot dead and wasted like the useless worthless rat you are.
Nonsense person.
Coming to nairaland to brag about stealing other people's hard earned money. Oloshi.
Its not your fault it's Seun that refuse to track down nonentities like you with his IT skills and get you and your fellow criminals on this site arrested. The man is just so nonchalant.

Nawa O

somebody cannor rob in peace again ?!?

My colleagues must have surely dealt with this one.
Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by Nobody: 5:51am On Nov 27, 2017
sKeetz:

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Nawa O

somebody cannor rob in peace again ?!?

My colleagues must have surely dealt with this one.
You and your colleagues are all dying worthless deaths like rats in jesus name, amen.
Oloshi
Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by sKeetz(m): 6:53am On Nov 27, 2017
NLmember:

You and your colleagues are all dying worthless deaths like rats in jesus name, amen.
Oloshi

K
Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by TimmyPapa(m): 6:59am On Nov 27, 2017
ANTONINEUTRON:
Ehhh


Nairaland Constitute Of Everybody Even Arm Robbers!
Abio
Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by Phonefanatic: 9:27am On Nov 27, 2017
Get an alarm system. Sound it loud once you notice an intruder.
Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by ArchangeLucifer: 9:31am On Nov 27, 2017
NLmember:

You and your colleagues are all dying worthless deaths like rats in jesus name, amen.
Oloshi



Keep kwayet there!

Armed robbery is one of the highest rising professions in Nigeria no thanks to Buhari and his economic ideologies.

Armed robbery feeds more people than all these your shitty 9-5 jobs abeg.

To rob you just dey hungry me sef.

Na your type dey shout pass when we enter.

Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by ArchangeLucifer: 9:34am On Nov 27, 2017
sKeetz:


Bros you don forget say this Na real life no be Hollywood movie.

Police for naija go come later later after we don rob finish.

Where all of them wan jump go when dey no be Jackie chan?!? You dey make me laugh bros.

No worry, give me your address make me and my bois visit you. You go then show me how you wan take run.




Bros forget that thing.

E never happen to you on the job na him make you dey yan like this so.

Split second decision-making is vital in robbery.

If the maga don pull out wetin be d point of chasing him at midnight through unfamiliar territory?

If you run enter yanga wey dey sleep nko, wetin you wan talk?

Some baba go jus calm for their window with gun & jazz wen pass your own.

Dem no go come out but if you mistakenly run enter, oboy you don go be dat.
Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by ArchangeLucifer: 9:35am On Nov 27, 2017
sKeetz:


Bros, we robbers no dey reason like that.

For the fact say you get mind to run when we come rob, we must know Wetin give you that kind liver. At that point no be even the money or valuables be our problem but to punish you severely.

And besides, an armed robbery operation is only complete when the armed robbers and the people being robbed are fully present.

If not, it turns to a burglary and we are not burglars. Thats a low for an armed robber cause we are above them in the food chain.

Happy Sunday!




Preach! grin grin grin
Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by TimmyPapa(m): 10:20am On Nov 27, 2017
ArchangeLucifer:





Bros forget that thing.

E never happen to you on the job na him make you dey yan like this so.

Split second decision-making is vital in robbery.

If the maga don pull out wetin be d point of chasing him at midnight through unfamiliar territory?

If you run enter yanga wey dey sleep nko, wetin you wan talk?

Some baba go jus calm for their window with gun & jazz wen pass your own.

Dem no go come out but if you mistakenly run enter, oboy you don go be dat.

Na wa oh
Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by itsRhamzy: 10:21am On Nov 27, 2017
sKeetz:


Bros, we robbers no dey reason like that.

For the fact say you get mind to run when we come rob, we must know Wetin give you that kind liver. At that point no be even the money or valuables be our problem but to punish you severely.

And besides, an armed robbery operation is only complete when the armed robbers and the people being robbed are fully present.

If not, it turns to a burglary and we are not burglars. Thats a low for an armed robber cause we are above them in the food chain.

Happy Sunday!
Jesu!!! Seun. Lalasticlala. Your attention is needed here
Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by TimmyPapa(m): 10:59am On Nov 27, 2017
itsRhamzy:
Jesu!!! Seun. Lalasticlala. Your attention is needed here
I tire ooo
Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by Nobody: 1:41pm On Nov 27, 2017
Damn, see comments! shocked
Robbers paradise
Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by ArchangeLucifer: 2:19pm On Nov 27, 2017
Phonefanatic:
Get an alarm system. Sound it loud once you notice an intruder.



I no even see this naive comment before.

Na there your die go start so. Who'll come to your aid?

Police 5 hours later abi your neighbour wey dey pray make dem waste you for your crib sef?

Be wise.
Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by lenghtinny(m): 2:38pm On Nov 27, 2017
These thread is fvcking hilarious grin

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Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by Phonefanatic: 3:00pm On Nov 27, 2017
ArchangeLucifer:




I no even see this naive comment before.

Na there your die go start so. Who'll come to your aid?

Police 5 hours later abi your neighbour wey dey pray make dem waste you for your crib sef?

Be wise.


Maybe you live in the ghetto. I live in area with stiff security men just sound alarm and they will be around in 3 mins.

Make money and live in a better place.
Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by TimmyPapa(m): 3:21pm On Nov 27, 2017
Phonefanatic:



Maybe you live in the ghetto. I live in area with stiff security men just sound alarm and they will be around in 3 mins.

Make money and live in a better place.
For Nigeria?
Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by ArchangeLucifer: 6:57pm On Nov 27, 2017
Phonefanatic:



Maybe you live in the ghetto. I live in area with stiff security men just sound alarm and they will be around in 3 mins.

Make money and live in a better place.




Ok. Which estate is that?
Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by tellsblinks(m): 7:38pm On Nov 27, 2017
givan:
Re: HOW TO ESCAPE HOME INVASION

1. Be always prepared for eventualities.
2. Keep your gun always within reach.
3. Turn ur couch or other available not-easily penetrated property into barricades.
4. Wait patiently for the first goon to rush in.
5. Burst! Burst! Burst!
6. SHOOT TO KILL OR BE KILLED!
0. Commit thy ways unto the lord, and he will...

This guy have mad angry grin

Bro this is not movie ooh?! This is real life!
Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by tellsblinks(m): 7:39pm On Nov 27, 2017
This guys have mad angry grin
Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by TimmyPapa(m): 7:49pm On Nov 27, 2017
[quote author=tellsblinks post=62770471][/quote] grin very very

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Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by TimmyPapa(m): 8:45pm On Nov 27, 2017
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Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by goldfish80(m): 11:04pm On Nov 27, 2017
I thought I've seen it all, then in bumped into this thread grin Hilarious stuff all round.
Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by TimmyPapa(m): 7:07am On Nov 28, 2017
goldfish80:
I thought I've seen it all, then in bumped into this thread grin
Hilarious stuff all round.
lolzz
Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by TimmyPapa(m): 10:12pm On Nov 28, 2017
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Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by EASY39(m): 3:48am On Nov 29, 2017
Life And Direct Online Arm Robber,eni Jeree,eyin Omo Ibon Yii.
Re: How To Escape Home Invasion Robbery by TimmyPapa(m): 6:33am On Nov 29, 2017
EASY39:
Life And Direct Online Arm Robber,eni Jeree,eyin Omo Ibon Yii.
lolz yu don vex for them

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