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Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 8:18pm On Dec 04, 2017
QueenSekxy:

lol..far from that,,
naturally,I have a thing for slim guys wink

I was joking.. I am sure you haven't even seen my pics before grin
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by QueenSekxy(f): 8:21pm On Dec 04, 2017
greiboy:
I was joking.. I am sure you haven't even see my pics before grin
lol..says who??on that white and black thread grin
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by jericco1(m): 8:21pm On Dec 04, 2017
very biased goddamit. you think it's every body that has the body type. go and conduct a research and come back. I no wan yab you. go meet Anthony Joshua na.

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Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 8:25pm On Dec 04, 2017
QueenSekxy:
lol..says who??on that white and black thread grin
oh yes... grin ugly me
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Archangel15: 8:31pm On Dec 04, 2017
Op no let Slim guys like us vex for you o angry

#Teamslimandsexy grin

Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by QueenSekxy(f): 8:35pm On Dec 04, 2017
greiboy:
oh yes... grin ugly me
ugly kee,,very tall somebodygrin
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by QueenSekxy(f): 8:36pm On Dec 04, 2017
Archangel15:
Op no let Slim guys like us vex for you o angry

#Teamslimandsexy grin
this one is not slim,,he looks hungry grin
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 8:36pm On Dec 04, 2017
QueenSekxy:

ugly kee,,very tall somebodygrin
if only I can use my height to make money
grin grin
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by QueenSekxy(f): 8:38pm On Dec 04, 2017
greiboy:
if only I can use my height to make money
grin grin
really,funny you..

always finds a way to manoeuvre your victory grin

how was your day joor smiley
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 8:39pm On Dec 04, 2017
QueenSekxy:
really,funny you..
always finds a way to manoeuvre your victory grin
how was your day joor smiley
fine, yours ? smiley
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by QueenSekxy(f): 8:40pm On Dec 04, 2017
greiboy:
fine, yours ? smiley
great.thanks smiley

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Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by ibagbea: 8:43pm On Dec 04, 2017
don't worry when you offend guys like Anthony Joshua,he gonna beat the shit outta you and you will still come here and complain that your boyfriend is beating you..... speaking for the association of slim guys..
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Elis49(f): 8:45pm On Dec 04, 2017
grin
Jadoskii:
E be lyk say slim aboki man neva handle Ur small yannsh b4 abii
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Smartii(m): 8:47pm On Dec 04, 2017
Shelia25:

The way many guys "body shame" ladies is repulsive. Ironically, they don't look perfect themselves.
i was expecting to see mercy johnson at your dp,anyway, mercy johnson no reach either. forget some guys yab ladies, it is just a way to console themselves, they in true sense admire that lady, but they want to let the feeling of the rejection go. it depends on how u carry, maintain and Behind yourself, slim people both men and women are beautiful.
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Daniel2289(m): 8:50pm On Dec 04, 2017

Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by onwuakpachris(m): 9:14pm On Dec 04, 2017
o.p stop wasting people's mb...u hear
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Slayer2: 9:37pm On Dec 04, 2017
QueenSekxy:

lol..far from that,,
naturally,I have a thing for slim guys wink

Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by QueenSekxy(f): 9:46pm On Dec 04, 2017
[quote author=Slayer2 post=62984276][/quote] kiss
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 10:47pm On Dec 04, 2017
Smartii:

i was expecting to see mercy johnson at your dp,anyway, mercy johnson no reach either. forget some guys yab ladies, it is just a way to console themselves, they in true sense admire that lady, but they want to let the feeling of the rejection go. it depends on how u carry, maintain and Behind yourself, slim people both men and women are beautiful.
True
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 11:00pm On Dec 04, 2017
I love slim guys
Especially dark skinned ones

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Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by NnamdiN: 11:02pm On Dec 04, 2017
slim body, fat money, who gives a rat asxs what this one thinks grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Osek(m): 11:08pm On Dec 04, 2017
Khd95:
Last time I checked mark Zuckerberg and bill gate have slim body grin

So what's this one saying tongue

Worst is op might be looking like first element for periodic table grin angry
Dis same ladies, we see mark zuckerbeg and say I love u baby and u got nice packs.. What is nyc dere?? Is his money that is handsome and nyc
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Blackhawk01: 11:18pm On Dec 04, 2017
DaddyKross:



Op ti ya wayray nii. Mtcheew sad

Lol. Oniranu tongue
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Blackhawk01: 11:23pm On Dec 04, 2017
QueenSekxy:
slim guys are my spec wink

I love em slim and tall...kiss

Blackhawk01 what's your spec wink

Me? Anything goes nii, just be presentable and we cool like that. wink
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by PascalJ(m): 12:19am On Dec 05, 2017
kendrace:
I love slim guys
Especially dark skinned ones
Hii, let's talk on wats app-08167846370, that's my number.
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by boliswitpassprik(m): 12:27am On Dec 05, 2017
sauceandsound:
I know a lot of  hungry looking guys would be offended when they see the header, I am sorry but I had Anthony Joshua on my mind while writing this.  So once again I apologize if this would bring down your ego to a level it should be anyway.

Don’t get me wrong, I don't have a beef with slim guys, they are wonderful people and I have a lot of guy friends who are slim. But I must ask where you were when your mates were building their muscles, why are you so comfortable with looking like suya on a stick, we don’t like that. 

Then when it’s time to yab a girl that she is flat or her boobs are like mosquito bites, they are the first to open their mouths like they actually have something to offer. Shut up bro!

I’ve been doing squats, working that sexy figure out, eating healthy, so what is their excuse? If they can’t lift weights how do they expect to lift me. 

What if we happen to be caught up in one of the impressive Lekki annual floods and the car can’t take us through, because omg I have seen some floods that could sink a ship. Mr Chopsticks over here won’t be able to piggy back me and I can't stand having my designer shoes and legs wet or maybe you expect to sit on my laps on our pre-wedding pictures abi. Because I don’t see a way you could lift this body of a goddess without peeing your pants.

Although I’ve had my fair share of slim guys, one at least, but trust me I'm not going back. In bed I had to move him around by myself like a Love Machine because the boy was so weak and he had the guts to ask if I actually enjoyed it whenever we were done. It was only his money that kept us together. Immediately the next money dispenser came around I gave him the red card. Well at least he got to tre the chance to find a lanky girl like himself and they’re getting married soon. no regrets whatsoever.

There is nothing more annoying than when a stick figure messages you on instagram, when your laps are even bigger than his entire body and he’ll be expecting you to reply. They should be hitting the gym and not your DM, dude build that muscle up before you think of building a relationship. Get a hold on your desired physique before you dream about grabbing my assets.

For those wondering why I am going on about slim guys, oh well it was because I got the gist that my neighbor who just got married was beating his wife, little wonder the poor lady is looking like something picked up from a ''bend down select" post. And her husband in question looks almost like a skeleton. I have not gotten the full gist yet but I will make sure I share it as soon as it gets to me. 

Moreover, a good number of the men I see maltreating their wives are scrawny fellows who have nothing to contribute to the family except their insecurities and inferiority complex.

by temi for sauceandsound(under temi's skirt)

temi is a rising video vixen who loves attention,enjoys expensive trips all over the world and would love to own her own private jet.

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This bastttt go still open punny for Wizkhalifa O


basttttt

thunder go fire you there!
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Dera97(m): 2:19am On Dec 05, 2017
Criis:
What are we to do with all this now?


All this story did not stop the late Tagbo[May He rest in peace] from banging Caroline Danjuma undecided
Babe just calm down, relax type this long nonsense. Oya men we carry am go buy bread
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Dera97(m): 2:21am On Dec 05, 2017
Generally dis"s nothing wrong with slim guys. Maybe u just met the bad ones and ur generalizing.
Afterall these days ,fat women refer to themselves as thick, chubby, plus size and we're not complaining.
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Dera97(m): 2:23am On Dec 05, 2017
Generally dia's nothing wrong with slim guys. Maybe u just met the bad ones and ur generalizing.
Afterall these days ,fat women refer to themselves as thick, chubby, plus size and we're not complaining.
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by QueenSekxy(f): 4:40am On Dec 05, 2017
Blackhawk01:

Me? Anything goes nii, just be presentable and we cool like that. wink
lolzz.. wink

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Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Favorlistic(f): 5:31am On Dec 05, 2017
;DMay something heavy fall on you then
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 6:54am On Dec 05, 2017
learnt somtin frm d Op's post, time to hit d gym and throw myslf on a diet routine. i need athletic build body form lyk anthony j, so dat wen she nag and insult me, i can give her "one blow - seven faints" and still carry her heavy ass body to d chemist shop down d street with all my happy_to_do d job muscles. and if i make her my punching bag na hospital straight. when we get dia, no need for emergency wheeled stretcher, these muscles will be applicable in dz case, even nurses and doctors go cut me rep when i carry her with all my muscles and wit a serious lookin face.

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