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Spirit of the emiornnu? Activities too much for you na shaybebaby how far that baby nurse(no be baby sitter o. Difference dey between the two) things I been talk earlier e go work?

Work is so stressful this morning.. How are you all doing?

Doing fine o gucciqueen38 as you don dey follow rules make I prepare to propose. Will you be my baby mama?

Benefits

I make beard gang babies.

Your baby will automatically be a Nigerian citizen since u be Italian

I go soon be minister for single ladies affairs so enough slay queens for your baby if she be boy.

Boy? No be girl boy go marry? Doing very fine jare @Gucciqueen38, thanks; Wondah, me ah no understand that 'baby nurse' thing ooooo, you mean you want to be working under madam? My hand no dey ooooo

Ooooooo add another one ooooooo one more oooooooo. Na so we dey take check person wey him mouth dey smell. Vv you no go understand since you and oga presido no wan born pikin make I come do omugwo

Madam dey and madams dey.
The bros just volunteering for jobs with possible extra duties in ze oza room.

Oya na Mr Wondah, come now. When that pikin show you shege, no one will tell you before you carry legs waka commot.

But this country drains the pocket when it comes to childcare o, when I was studying, my nanny was collecting £10/hr from me. That's why I dey house since I finished. No point in working a job that will the money will be collected by the nanny. Na double loss be that.

Gucciqueen38, it's Wednesday, two more days and the weekend is here. Take a deep breath, remind yourself you are tougher than whatever is thrown your way and back to grin. You can do this.

This is AgentOfAllah guys, my personal paddy. Abeg help me welcome him here. The brother sabi book pass book sef.

Sabi book pass book sef? He be Professor Emeritus be that oh? Oga AgentOfAllah, we are glad to see you here! We dey loyal sir!

Sir sorry ma... This one no go easy o. Shaybebaby e be like you no dey naija. I no do again. Make I no go turn slave for Libya say I wan enter UK. I go wait till the next plane reach my bus stop then I go enter come.

Shay you say the pikin dey worry? My own headache pass him own. When cow dey craze na Cain dem go use cure am. Carry strong head pikin give trouble maker like me or uyiii you are covered

Covered with what? Blanket? Mrwondah i no want baby mama ooo. Propose to Vivie01 instead

You are covered with your bragado. You never see craze

That Libya thing is long to italy, even longer to the UK, you know this place is an island. After surviving the heat in Libya, na cold wey go freeze the balls of anyone on the English Channel.

But people are suffering though, if only their ingenuity could be harnessed, our country would be great.

Great babe is Wondah's 'firstbank' babe na, Vivie01 is not available, she be future first lady to Presido.......... Wondah, who told you say we no wan born ehn? All the journeys to za oza room nko? .... but na to say we dey plan am sha, you just wan make I talk but I no go say anything ...... you sha no go corrupt me finish here

Great country is what we pray for.. Shaybebaby.. How body?

shaybebaby:
This is AgentOfAllah guys, my personal paddy. Abeg help me welcome him here. The brother sabi book pass book sef.

"Sabi book pass book" Lol..you go fear intro.

vivie01:
Sabi book pass book sef? He be Professor Emeritus be that oh? Oga AgentOfAllah, we are glad to see you here! We dey loyal sir!

Tank you ma. Na follo follo carry me come dis side. Oya, as you were!

Body dey my sistah... Inside cloth.

Were where gbe orun carries you into unknown territories.

unknown territories becomes known once you stepped you feet there........ AgentOfAllah, you are very popular on NL, though you might be new here but me I'm very well familiar with your moniker, Wehdon Sir, you be better person

MrWondah:
Expression of the heart action of love in bed? Aaaah shaybebaby no vex say I no dey spell your name well. Boys don go hustle tey tey but e be like uyiii and lorbar still dey bed. I dey him door now dey knock him no wan answer me. And I dey see lorbar slippers for door.

is my name inscribed on the slippers? It could have been vivie01 slippers na

better persons, how go dey go
una good evening

Good evening everyone, how's ur day going?

going jejely

'Jejely' will probably mean gently? Good even house hw una day? Sweet v..v hws u

You are not serious oo You're suppose to greet me in a special way

Special way? @Gucciqueen38, why should orgzeyn greet you specially, oya come and explain yourself ...... Presido, good evening, how's today? Good evening everyone!..... Lorbah, you know that slippers cant be mine now, Uyiii, I lie?

Lie sometimes is not just intentional untruthful presentation of issue but also unintentional untruthful presentation of act or issue or incidental report as a result of complete ignorance.

Ignorance doesn't justify a lie, a lie is a lie
Shikenah

Shikena is Hausa word for 'that all'.....I'm I correct?

Correct means "am i right? You are not

@Vivie01 Becs i am new here

Here everybody is welcome, with all our heart

Heart full of thanksgiving


Good morning people

people of God, praiseeeeee the Lord

The lord is good Hope you all slept well?? As for me, my night was short