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Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by smoothali: 3:47pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
TOP TEN BLACK AND WHITE JOKES: BLACK: 1.Q:why are black peoples nostrils so big? A:because thats what GOD held them by when he was painting them. 2.Q:what do you get when you search for the word baboon from the dictionary? A:a picture of Robert Mugabe. 3.Q: What is black, purple,and yellow? A: A black person goin to church. 4.Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player. 5.Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? A: Jail break 6.Q: Why do black men have bigger joysticks than white men? A: Because as kids white men had toys to play with 7.Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us. 8.Q: Did you hear about the black who died yesterday on Rt. 80? A: He stuck his head out of the window at 100 mph and his lips beat him to death! 9.Q: What do you call 400 black people swiming in a river? A: An oil spill 10.You're So Black You're so black you blead coffee. You're so black you could leave a hand print in charcoal. You're so black you went to night school and the teacher counted WHITE: What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle? A Dope Ring! What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? The PGA tour. Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It's hard to find them in the snow. What did they white guy do before his blood test? He studied. How long does it take for a white women to take a crap 9 months What's the difference between a white man and a snake? One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake. How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, white men will screw anything. What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl's ass! What did the black guy do with his M&Ms? Eat them What did they white guy try and do with his? Put them in alphabetical order What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line! 1 Like |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by ayusman16(m): 4:24pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
dis is awesome |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by aristole(m): 4:29pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
Ayusman! Oh! You re back? |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by dapsins69(m): 4:30pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
Make i borrow u laf? |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by ayusman16(m): 4:35pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
aristole: Av bin around all these while. Just monitoring proceedings behind the curtains . |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by ThugLife1(m): 3:58am On Jan 12, 2008 |
:d |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by clemcykul(f): 1:07pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
lol i really cherish and love my color AM PROUD TO BE BLACK! |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by nightnurse(f): 1:33pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
laughing me ass out |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by hclacid(m): 1:40pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
@poster that was incrÃvel man, keep it up |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by Migines(m): 3:43pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
Still insisting? |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tjtj1(m): 11:06pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
A black man nd a white guy was in a car, who was driving. the answer is the cops. |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tjtj1(m): 11:07pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
Why did they release all the blck slaves. so tht they can play basketball |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by powerblaze(m): 2:51am On Jan 13, 2008 |
why wasn't Jesus born in the U.S? Because God couldn't find a young virgin for Him |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tjtj1(m): 4:09am On Jan 13, 2008 |
Powerblaze thts blasphemy tho its nice_no comment |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by Migines(m): 8:38am On Jan 13, 2008 |
Lmao. Most definitely <no comment> |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by ituen(m): 1:23pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
Funny joke. Thanks God i'm not black or white I am CHOCOLATE in colour @Mig and TJ Wetin dey happen for Iraq? Dem do dey employ militants? Make una hail Saucekid for me |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tessybaby(f): 2:51pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
i dey black well well |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by Migines(m): 3:03pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
@ituen saucekid dey hail u bak. Point of correction; we no be "militants" we are soldiers. |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tessybaby(f): 3:04pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
mig i hear they are recruiting female soldiers over there can u recommend me? |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by Migines(m): 3:18pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
Sure no wahala. D major tin na bed space and i get twin bed for my room. I culd make it strictly 4 me and u. |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tjtj1(m): 3:48pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
U want to bring a woman into our space migines. anyway theres still space. bring her only if she survives boot camp |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by Migines(m): 3:51pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
@tessy . . . . Can u kip up? |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tjtj1(m): 4:44pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
Hopefully she does. wat bout ituen |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by Migines(m): 4:47pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
Na chicken liver dat guy get. He cant face war. @ituen orrr can u? |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tessybaby(f): 4:47pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
Migines: i can kip up tj_tj: no bring ituen for this matter jaré na my money i dey find so |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by Migines(m): 4:48pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
Tessy, ur appointment letter has been sent. |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tessybaby(f): 4:50pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
Thank God but i need a prospectus of the things i shuld get before i start work |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by Migines(m): 4:52pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
Everything u nid is in the locker room. But no panties, g-strings or bra. Na boxer short and singlet NO EXEMPTIONS, NO OPTIONS. |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tessybaby(f): 4:53pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
OK i have just arrived IRAQ who is the boss here |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by Migines(m): 4:56pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
I give d orders. They call me "THE PROCEDURE" everything dat goes down goes thru me. And i "go thru" some oda things as well. WELCOME, SOLDIER! |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tjtj1(m): 5:01pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
Tessybaby welcome hope u wil be my bunkmate |
Re: Black And White Jokes: Dont Get Offended Pls! by tessybaby(f): 5:03pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
tj_tj:THANKS BOSS
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