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Sweets comes in different flavours, Lorbah missing you on the thread, get well soon

Get well soon dear, mrwondah i swear, you matter don tire me finish why you dey pack girls like say na pack of biscuits

Biscuit and a hot drink lemon and honey Lorbar. The extra vit can should have you back on your feet in no time.
Mr Wondah, thanks for asking after pikin. Na mummy work be that but he will soon carry his wahala to go meet im papa for weekend. This mumma intends to ball small.
Ladies, Vivi, gucci, I sight you oo. Gucci, I fit get sunglasses with your name on it for Christmas present?

christmas present ke, hey sweerie it's Jesus birthday, not yours

Yours truly is still shocked uyiii still doesn't follow the simple rule of the game. Bia, how you take pass for school? You well so? , Lasisielenu nah your mentor? I'm, I'm, I'm very angry right now.

I Dey my bed o, uyiii, come and beat me.

PS: Mrwondah go just Dey fall person hand. You go Dey do like okobo wey dem just heal for Synagogue. Woman matter go Dey hungry you like say nah burger. Guy, no let me send boys castrate you ó.

Another PS: Shaybebaby, you wan ball this weekend bá, drop your location for The boy now Mai spoil you silly and make your husband jealous.

Extra Time PS: Gucciqueen38 Bia, Aunty hushpuppy, Uyiii nah your boyfriend or your mentor? Why you too no Dey follow rules of the games to the letter. Abi to use last word form sentence hard for you? No fall my hand o, cause I been tell vivie01 which day self, say I get crush on you. This one wey you come dey do Kaduna teachers so, I no understand.

Okay. I don rant finish. Mai go sleep again.

Sweet dreams my cheerios.

Cheerios? Oga Alexanderbells2, wake up to reality, that snoring don do, its morning! This Uyiii and MrWondah wey you come trance-dream see ehn, my hand no dey o, by the time dem go carry mouth finish you for here, your eyes go clear well well ......... Good morning my people!!!

People still dey sleep, you wake up dey rant upandan @Alexanderbells2 and who told you i don't follow rules here? no let me beat you oo because i get power Shaybebaby no ooo Uyiii, Vivie01, Mrwondah, Shervydman, good morning my in-laws

Inlaws? I hope say na me you want marry and others na your inlawa o. Okay morningses my good peoples of here'ses.

Were is my gucciqueen38 please dear wake up I'm here with your breakfast.
Vivie01 how your night? My lorbar lorlor how are you feeling. I hope you are recovering fast cos you need to. Food no dey sweet for my mouth bcs of too much kissing sorry missing.

Uyiii my guy how go dey go. Ehem shaybebaby I hope say you puty name for the grooving things this weekend and I hope say babes go yapa.

My one and only Gucci kuchi. I don dedicate this space for you. Nobody should build house here.













Alexanderbells2 bia I hear say you come back for midnight come Rey disturb everybody with your rant. I tell you say ogogoro no good u no gree. Upon say you go wizard meetings go ring bell come back late you come dey disturb us with your noise. Make I no talk wetin dey my mindses.
As you say you dey crush on gucciqueen I no go stop you shaa. Continue by the time dangote trailer wey dey carry love come your way I hope say him no go crush your ball sorry bell comot for your name.

Name the inlaws distinctively abeg Gucciqueen38, hope say na me be the mother-in-law sha. Gucci, I no jealous you, this one wey breakfast don ready b4 you wake up, I go tell Orgzeyn make he dey do same thing from now on

Wondah, this my night wey you ask ehn, huh, e get as e be o 'cos e don tey wey I see presido last and I dey suspect Gucci .......

I don laugh taya for this Bell's finishing , next time he go know say palmie drinking is not good for his health b4 going to sleep

Sleep dey always be like death. Viveo01 na wetin make e good to date playboy. Them sabi treat woman fine but it only lasts for a moment.

The way I sleep last night I no know wetin that girl put for my food yesterday. I no fit wake up self touch am small.

This morning Aceline wey follow go swimming date come dey call by 5 say she wan know weda I sleep well. This other girl wey come cook sleep over come dey yab me say I don waste all my energy I no fit even make her feel like a woman. I weak no be small

no be small thing oo @Mrwondah, tonight now e go be isabella.. Continue you hear i no sabi players..
Ermm Vivie01 all of you na my inlaws for now till i see better person

Gucciqueen38:
no be small thing oo @Mrwondah, tonight now e go be isabella.. Continue you hear i no sabi players..
Ermm Vivie01 all of you na my inlaws for now till i see better person

Better person ? You mean say I no be better person

Person wicked o Gucciqueen38, shey be na your backyard dem dey manufacture the tin. You no wan share. God dey sha.

Alexanderbells, na the restaurant wey dey on top the shard go make am vex well, make we dey go. I don choose venue.

Mr Wondah, no other babes ooo, na me and Alexander only. Make the guy take second mortgage on top my matter

Ladies in the hizzy, Uyii, shervy, I dey greet una oo.

oo-k naa, we've heard you alexanderbell2, nor vex abeg, just that sometimes the second to the last word dey sweet to construct sentences with, as in e dey complement the last but I understand you vividly anyways

Lol, school nor be NL now, na read, understand and pass, lecturer nor dey say start your answer with the last word of the question

Alexander alexander, you dey plagiarize abi, your mates dey invent telephone, you dey invent midnight rantings, now you wan step up your game with person wife wey go make the man leave one or two bullets for your wor-wor face, I sure say na your face give you the night mare wey make you wake up middle of the night dey vex for who derail the thread, easy bro.. we've got facial surgeries trending now, not too expensive, there's still hope for the hopeless

OK I just dedicate this comment to you, but this should be enough for now, mrwondah dropped his already, make we nor go make person price sniper for market today, I know say you nor even get data to reply quick sef, mtcheww. dey go jor, bell ringer

p.s: hiyaa shaybebaby, I dey jare, today's gonna be a long day
I greet everybody

I greet everybody on this fine morning o........ I love this thread, mehn.

Mehn, Shervydman self come early morning with thread disobedience. Mai free you first.

Vivie01, I been fear when you say them go bash me. I come Dey shake to read the bashings. As I come Dey rwad comments, I come Dey laugh. Nah how to bash person be that. All these boys still Dey learn Abeg. Especially MrWondah. If I bant you, your kini will not rise for five days.

I just Dey look Wondah I Dey laugh. Game wey you Dey play, we don retire already. Nah your time Sha. So Dey flex am go. As he be say your bear bear still Dey deceive you. Mai give you reprise small.

Uyiii and shaybebaby, my point has bee made. And Una don Dey do as required, so I'm satisfied with that. Person Dey talk say I get wọwọ face? I laugh in yellow paw paw. The only thing wey good for your face, uyiii, nah the albino color wey you get. Bear bear, you no Gree get. Your shin come Dey barren and dry like the Sahara. Maybe you go need visit shiloh for prayers ooo. Mai free you too sha.

Finally, vivie01, no tell me say you Sabi use cheerios for sentence. You come dey hide under question mark abi. Kwantinu. I Dey watch you too.

Send me a pm shaybebaby, let's discuss the modus operandi of the restaurant date. Bia Gucciqueen38, you go talk say you no see where I mention say I get crush on you abi?

I'll be back, ceteris paribus.

paribus ko, parikeke ni, this one wey you con find solace in Latin word, English don go extinct for your dictionary
so for your mind now, beards na achievement, you never see beards wey sprout for person chin out of frustration and hunger like you're experiencing now, you know
so you just dey intentionally find bashings this morning wey go make you finalise your suicidal mission, no bro, I won't condescend to that
I like the way you tag me as an albino, so you know they're humans too and they're sexy albinos gucciqueen38 will take over you in the rain or under the sun (nysc lines, hope say you serve sha or you jump and pass formal school)
I know say sun go don rummage and triple-blast you as you dey try to make sales of your uninteresting books under Ikeja bridge, na you dey ring bell for there abi, dey sell books of how to become a millionaire and you never read the book o

Lol alexanderbells2 ( this your moniker sha) you go quick thief person work o, I nor need see your face naa, I can deduce already from your comments and moniker how the shape of your head go belike

Belike wetin person know no Mrwondah you be better person but stop womanizing Uyiii i fair pass you oo, so if you be albino, that means say i be albina Alexanderbells2 I see the crush but i translate am as crash

Crash from Palmie tree Chai! see finishing here! , Alexanderbells2, which kin side of the bed you come wake for night now? This one don dey become many against one ooo, I tell you say the people you come look for their trouble no dey carry last

Last time I checked, I string pass that level. All of them no reach me self. U yìí just Dey talk irrelevant gibberish wàlahi. Fallacy of hasty generalization. If you Dey refer to hunger and frustration bear bear, nah Mrwondah you Dey follow talk be that. No be me. I be correct Beard gang.

Unfortunately for you, I don see you, you never see me, so all the one wey you Dey talk no follow. Nah figment of your imagination you Dey propel so. I gave up on you when u tagged me as a book seller under the sun. I laugh in tripoli. I still Dey wait the bashing vivie01 spoke about o. Cos if this is what Y'all call bashing, then Una still Dey learn work.

As for Miss Hushpuppy, the only thing wey I crash so nah my worries ó. If I know say you light pass uyiii, I for no disturb myself. Laiskin girls no too dey get sense like that . Nah generational problem.

problem-actic alexanderbells2, you just dey deny upandan.
this is it, just atleast upload your foto let's see the ghost rider we've been riding with, so this your so-called imaginary fallacy as you've termed it will be put to bed.
If you can't do this, then I'll just have to tell you with all due respect to stfu
my foto is in my profile because I've got nothing to hide, if you see me, you see me for yourself, shikenah.

p.s: you even look my foto nor drop any like, book sellers are always very stingy, it's stereotypical.

Stereotypical attitude of a socialpath who needs online validation. Nah that like go make you realize say you fine abi? Uyiii, you come dey observe the like numbers upanddown. At least, I Dey sell book under the bridge, I'm engaged. We thank the lord. We Dey pay bills with the book.

Is it not amazing how you also think say I just go check your dp. Picture wey I don see since the day everybody yab you and MrWondah here.

here you're ranting gibberish, oga put picture jare and stop gallivanting.
I like the fact you've agreed you sell worn out, rain beaten, rat eaten uninteresting books, at least we're progressing in nipping your denying propaganda (apolitical this time)

p.s: the likes na wetin I just observe unconsciously naa
why you dey do like that, okay nor vex, upload your picture make we throway small yabbing give you

You n Alexanderbells2 too get bad mouth. Chaiii.

Chaiii. Make he no be like say this place turn yabbing arena, I go leave you to fight another day.

You want Pishure abi, come and carry me now, take me to Uyiii photos, snap an and post am yourself. I send you to upload your North East, Adamawa Pishure?

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Alexanderbells2:
Chaiii. Make he no be like say this place turn yabbing arena, I go leave you to fight another day.

You want Pishure abi, come and carry me now, take me to Uyiii photos, snap an and post am yourself. I send you to upload your North East, Adamawa Pishure?

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pishure?? Oga speak English naa, what's pishure, all this under bridge people sef with their yeye slangs.
make I con carry you? I never knew you are a cripple too,
abeg na one or both legs you amputate

Ampulate legs? Abeg i know fit laugh Alexanderbells2 you just pissed me off and i am outta here

Outta here ke? Come back here, e be say na you come be the centre of this bashing self You self decide, choose one
Oga Alexanderbells2, you still dey tipsy till noon? Dem share free ogogoro and shepe for that your under-bridge yesterday ni? Abeg Uyiii, sheath your sword, respect that bald head up there, to stay under sun dey ring bell on top books for long no be small task, e no easy.

Easy life is all we pray for.

for ever and ever, amen
Lol vee, na just online banters anyways, we nor suppose personalise am naa, abi Alexanderbells2 nor be so

So so! Na all for fun jare, that albino come make me laugh.
Please, help me find Presido oh, let it not be that opposition party have kidnapped him as per say na him get prospect pass

pass my back jor. So in my absence alexandarbells2 don turn this thread to politics section.

Na una sabi.

Gucciqueen38, how you dey na. You don chop? wetin you wan chop? You say make I leave womanizing abi? I go do am when you accept my proposal.

Vivie01, wetin dey na. Any chew chew? my belle don dey deflate