shaybebaby:

This whisky matter pain you gan.

Your life as a movie would be titled:Scraping the bottom of the barrel. How to be a thirsty hateful lowlife.

Na true talk you talk, Lol
if i want to mess up your life, all it takes is to buy you a toilet paper, use it to wipe your cunt, & next, you open a thread celebrating how large hearted i am.
you will always be a gutter bitch, it's not your wish but your destiny.

#NoBitchAttitude

TimeMod1:
Na true talk you talk, Lol
if i want to mess up your life, all it takes is to buy you a toilet paper, use it to wipe your cunt, & next, you open a thread celebrating how large hearted i am.
you will always be a gutter bitch, it's not your wish but your destiny.

#NoBitchAttitude

Brotherly, these your jabs ehn.

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Jupxter:


Brotherly, these your jabs ehn.

brah, how do you do?

#NoBitchAttitude

TimeMod1:
brah, how do you do?

#NoBitchAttitude

You're jabbing my sister oh

TimeMod1:
Na true talk you talk, Lol
if i want to mess up your life, all it takes is to buy you a toilet paper, use it to wipe your cunt, & next, you open a thread celebrating how large hearted i am.
you will always be a gutter bitch, it's not your wish but your destiny.

#NoBitchAttitude

No mate, there is nothing to celebrate about you. Zero, zilch, na da, niente.

I would celebrate the toilet paper for being capable of cleaning my ass, atleast it is useful.

Jupxter:


You're jabbing my sister oh

e do tey wey she don dey flap like say she be hawk. she dey among the bitches on my list. i don't mean to hurt your sis o but i don't tell am to stay in her gutter but no gree. she too stubborn.


#NoBitchAttitude

TimeMod1:
e do tey wey she don dey flap like say she be hawk. she dey among the bitches on my list. i don't mean to hurt your sis o but i don't tell am to stay in her gutter but no gree. she too stubborn.


#NoBitchAttitude

I don't know how to intercede two ppl on my very-good-people list wey dey fight.E dey pain me as i dey watch una fight all day

124mumsy:
this particular advice is for women, maybe some other time men we be treated dont just bring comparison to spoil d atmosphere.

Advice!!!

Lawalemi:

Thanks Man. I had to scold my wife for harassing our kids some days ago. Whatever was bothering her should not be suffered by the kids. They don't understand until you share with them and they can be so loving when they understand our challenges

Then make them understand the challenge and watch them become the loving wife you need.
I hope she scolds you too when you take out your anger on the kids because from experience, husbands even take out their anger on the entire family more than the wives. Moreover, I hope you don't disrespect her by scolding her disrespectfully in front of your children.

youngreezy:
u carry all her problems for head, her family problems, ur family problems, ur children dia own join n ur own.. Nigga lemme entertain d kids n my Wife no problem mke she carry d load small mke we c hwfar

Hear u


She no carry ur mama n sis problems for head? Work issues nko? If u think u're d only one worrying abt d fam, den, u probably cant see beyond ur nose.


Unless u married a selfish lady.

Jupxter:



I call this point, the divorced/alternate mindset



Believing there is always a better man out there .

This is one foolish thing married ladies believe. That they will get a better replacement.There are more than enough never married ladies out there for the unmarried guys so you will do yourself a great honor by sticking to your husband.
There is really no better man out there and except you are faced with an unrepentant violent man,please remain in your marriage because you will soon realize that its the same cycle we all go through in any union we find ourselves and there will always be one reason to leave any man you are married to.

Many women divorcees realize this too late as they end up as a toy in the hands of randy men,as second wife,or end up single for a long time as many men will believe they are doing them a big favour by wanting to be with them.

If you must throw in the towel on your marriage,make sure you have exhausted all means of reconciliation because i keep saying that it is better to be single at 40 than to be a divorcee at 20 and a 40 year old single lady is more maritally appealing than a 20year old divorcee,funny but true so think very well before you run out of your marriage.

wetin even be all these women this women that? are men the ultimate? I also do not encourage a woman to throw in the towel without exhausting diverse means of reconciliation. However, abeg slow down in making we men feel that the woman should be the one begging to remain in marriage. A man should also put in effort to keep his lovely wife if he truly loves and cherishes her.

Aadibros:

wetin even be all these women this women that? are men the ultimate? I also do not encourage a woman to throw in the towel without exhausting diverse means of reconciliation. However, abeg slow down in making we men feel that the woman should be the one begging to remain in marriage. A man should also put in effort to keep his lovely wife if he truly loves and cherishes her.

Its not my view. I mean modern ladies are very hasty in ending relationships. Before ending relationships i am of the view that all means of reconciliation must first be employed. That's why i called it divorced mindset, they feel there's an alternative and are ready to jump out even before issues in the relationship

emmie14:

Keep your kitchen bathroom and bedroom neat. Your duty before going to work. I doubt you type can maintain employment.

When did it become a woman's bathroom and kitchen? My fellow men and their brain sha.

TimeMod1:
She will be fine, she only needs a good head on her shoulder.

#NoBitchAttitude

Hahahaha brotherly. I admire your nobitchatitude, i wish i was this hard

TimeMod1:
Exactly the point, bitch . See, the last time I checked, the life of a bitch is like a toilet paper; typical used & dumped. Since your life is like that of a toilet paper, it aptly explains why you would celebrate a toilet paper.
check your ass, toilet paper has been saving your smelly ass.

#SmellyBitch

And you are just one big pile of steaming hot shît. Not only that, you are unflushable. Lingering in the toilet bowl despite numerous attempts to send you to the sewers where you belong.

shaybebaby:

And you are just one big pile of steaming hot shît. Not only that, you are unflushable. Lingering in the toilet bowl despite numerous attempts to send you to the sewers where you belong.

Oh my world @ And you are just one big pile of steaming hot shît. Not only that, you are unflushable. Lingering in the toilet bowl despite numerous attempts to send you to the sewers where you belong....SAVAGE, your imagination sucks. Missed ya ! Chai, wish i could drop by this xmas to say hello in person

Jrevelation:

Your excute is not rigid
In Nigeria and as original Nigerian its not possible its can be possible if the wife is pregnant or sick go and ask elders they know better...
So when ur in law visit na ur husband go still cook for them abi
You better becareful
Learn how to cook even if it doesnt taste well try apply better ingredient to make it tasty

As a man who cant tolerate a woman not knowing how to cook, I hope you also know how to make a lot of money and how to satisfy a woman? May she can tolerate you too.

Ladyhippolyta88:
I can cook very well,if only i can see you and you have the honour to taste my food you won't be talking like this.My family is not the village type they are very liberal.All the men can cook in our house it is no joke.And my husband would most definitely know how to cook and it would not be only during pregnancies or sicknesses.Truth is times have changed and some of the best chefs in the world are male and they are seen in Nigeria i have male cousins who went to catering school.And by the grace of God my in laws won't complain if my sweetheart is domestic.Times have truly changed dear and we have some domestic men as well and they are more than special.

I agree with you biko. I was doing a lot of chores when I was living with my natal family. I didn't hands off in my conjugal family. A man is married to a woman to build a home with. Husband wey do chores no mean say him dey weak. Make him help out too because in a lot of cases the woman dey help you too with money matter for house. Except say the man dey too busy dey make billions like Jeff Bezos, at least the woman go hold her side. It is a different thing if your doing the chores makes her dump it all on you. Best case, do chores together and you will enjoy the companionship. From the chores, una go begin gist, from there wiping fit happen and na that unplanned type dey sweet pass.
I dey tire for men wey dey halla say woman no sabi cook when them no even know how to pluck leave comot from the stem

ubunja:

i once met a woman who got revenge on her man in SA and started fvcking left right and centre anyman who crossed her path WITH NO CONDOM; got hiv/aids.
best part?
her man didnt get it coz he never touched her since he himself cheated and before she went on her fvck spree.

when women cheat for revenge they do it on the lowest degree of slutiness possible.she figures the sluttier the more its gonna hurt u her man. its so fvcked up coz its true.it does hurt. but a pained heart will always be better than an incurable disease

Now, who ended up burnt ?

Jupxter:



Now, who ended up burnt ?

Still doesn't justify the man who started the cheating in the first place. The woman isn't right to have revenged by making same mistake her man made. make the man too zip up.

Jupxter:



Now, who ended up burnt ?

thats a lady with chicken brain

Jrevelation:


Truth be told i understand you
mordern days girls think more than twice
The invention of new ideas and style we are killing culture and principle
Your duty is to cook at home
Chef is a job dont miss the two together

The woman's duty is to cook
She is trained to based on our African culture, I agree. Even the times wives cook well, how many times wey the husband dey appreciate her or tell her say her food sweet? Abi na to just chop clean mouth then still go wait for bed own...mtccheew.

TimeMod1:
Of course comprehension is lost on you.
wait a minute, who opened a thread celebrating a Santa who had come with a bottle of liquor?, but the fact you didn't tell us was how the Santa poured the liquor in your cunt. I knew on that day that you're a gutter bitch.
I repeat, the tiniest of my poverty would buy off your tiny little dry ass.

#EraOfTheHoes. #FuçkThem&BuyThemALiquor

Who dash all these boys data to come waste here abeg?

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Aadibros:
When did it become a woman's bathroom and kitchen? My fellow men and their brain sha.

Am not your type of man if you're man at all

Aadibros:
Still doesn't justify the man who started the cheating in the first place. The woman isn't right to have revenged by making same mistake her man made. make the man too zip up.

Justify or not, who has the disease now?

TimeMod1:
Hahaha!!!.. Sounds like a nursery rhymes, bitch, nursery rhymes!
you're such a gutter bitch living a gutter life, everything about your life is faulty including your shitty toilet.
Go get a plumber, bitch, a fuçking plumber would fix your shitty shanty.
No worries if you've got no monies, you know exactly how to make a plumber use his tools. bitch

#CallABitchABitch

Okay, you've bored me enough. Jog on!

shaybebaby:

Okay, you've bored me enough. Jog on!

But I told you to fuçk off with your flacid boobs outta my face long time ago, innit?

#StayInYourGutter