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Please Help, I Am In Love With A Goat! by Nobody: 10:03pm On Dec 28, 2017
I am in my grandma's village at the moment.

Please there is a female goat that my grandma owns that has been troubling my heart recently. The way she stares at me, eats and shakes her behind when she moves, etc

All this little things has been making me crazy. embarassed

I am extremely shy of looking ,not to talk of initiating a convo. embarassed

How do i get this goat to reason with me? embarassed
Re: Please Help, I Am In Love With A Goat! by donstan18: 10:04pm On Dec 28, 2017
What kind of section is this?

Jokers everywhere!
Re: Please Help, I Am In Love With A Goat! by SULTANALAUDDIN: 10:05pm On Dec 28, 2017
grin

[color=#7000BC] work of village People, them don finally get am.[/color]
Re: Please Help, I Am In Love With A Goat! by seunpas: 10:06pm On Dec 28, 2017
You need deliverance next!
Re: Please Help, I Am In Love With A Goat! by purem(m): 10:09pm On Dec 28, 2017
JESUSBOIY:
I am in my grandma's village at the moment.

Please there is a female goat that my grandma owns that has been troubling my heart recently. The way she stares at me, eats and shakes her behind when she moves, etc

All this little things has been making me crazy. embarassed

I am extremely shy of looking ,not to talk of initiating a convo. embarassed

How do i get this goat to reason with me? embarassed
Village ppl don already get dis one

Don't worry hold on we will pray for u

If u can't control ursef u can fvck d goat but don't let it be 2 much o

B4 Nov next yr our prayers will finally work and u will be free
Re: Please Help, I Am In Love With A Goat! by Nobody: 10:10pm On Dec 28, 2017
donstan18:
What kind of section is this?

Jokers everywhere!
i don't know what she has done to me, i can't think straight embarassed embarassed
Re: Please Help, I Am In Love With A Goat! by Khd95(m): 10:13pm On Dec 28, 2017
Start eating cassava peals,taw beans and melon and even grass,the goat go speak ur language grin
Re: Please Help, I Am In Love With A Goat! by Berlyn1(f): 10:14pm On Dec 28, 2017
JESUSBOIY:
I am in my grandma's village at the moment.

Please there is a female goat that my grandma owns that has been troubling my heart recently. The way she stares at me, eats and shakes her behind when she moves, etc

All this little things has been making me crazy. embarassed

I am extremely shy of looking ,not to talk of initiating a convo. embarassed

How do i get this goat to reason with me? embarassed
smh.... thought uve changed!!! Dafuq
Re: Please Help, I Am In Love With A Goat! by Berlyn1(f): 10:16pm On Dec 28, 2017
Khd95:
Start eating cassava peals,taw beans and melon and even grass,the goat go speak ur language grin
Lol grin
Re: Please Help, I Am In Love With A Goat! by dollytino4real(f): 10:17pm On Dec 28, 2017
the tin wen dey worry pretty mike dey worry too? mike to snake then urs is a goat enjoy ur fork
Re: Please Help, I Am In Love With A Goat! by Khd95(m): 10:20pm On Dec 28, 2017
Berlyn1:
Lol grin
grin

If not sheer madness or the handiwork of village ancestors..how can human being be crushing on goat
Re: Please Help, I Am In Love With A Goat! by samwise99(m): 10:22pm On Dec 28, 2017
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Re: Please Help, I Am In Love With A Goat! by newyorks(m): 10:30pm On Dec 28, 2017
donstan18:
What kind of section is this?

Jokers everywhere!
dnt u comprehend parables?he meant a house girl that is leaving with him grandma
Re: Please Help, I Am In Love With A Goat! by ikp120(m): 11:23pm On Dec 28, 2017
Wow!

That's really cool mehn!

I'm glad you finally fell in love with an entity that is exactly like you!
Re: Please Help, I Am In Love With A Goat! by Nobody: 11:29pm On Dec 28, 2017
U know eh as u dy village already na easy access for those bear bear uncles grin grin
Re: Please Help, I Am In Love With A Goat! by donstan18: 12:24am On Dec 29, 2017
newyorks:
dnt u comprehend parables?he meant a house girl that is leaving with him grandma
Another goat lover spotted!
Re: Please Help, I Am In Love With A Goat! by Nobody: 1:07am On Dec 29, 2017
You are the GOAT goat of goats.
Re: Please Help, I Am In Love With A Goat! by habsydiamond(m): 1:09am On Dec 29, 2017
Goat or ghost.....I no even know wetin I go say u need right now if Na prayers, counselling or firing squad...this one is still dreaming for this jet age...where olosho 10...10kobo dey u no see put Ur gun inside Na inside goat .....in short u are a disgrace to Ur dick or better still Ur dick is a disgrace to u....yeye fowl...
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