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Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by wonlasewonimi: 6:04pm On Dec 29, 2017

Falzdbadtguy:
I think i spent close to 500 pounds on my instructor and still failed. Its like he trained me to make sure i fail.
So, just be wiser sha

There's a trick to passing too...

Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by error4040: 6:07pm On Dec 29, 2017

Falzdbadtguy:
I enjoy dressing up in the cold though... Lol.
Dressing up is cool here

Make nigerian Army catch you with that Camo!, na then you go know wether e cool!

Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Nobody: 6:09pm On Dec 29, 2017

Falzdbadtguy:
I enjoy dressing up in the cold though... Lol.
Dressing up is cool here

Bro u wear camouflage short? Police nor ask you to swim for snow??
Pidgin2 u dey see the kind of life we dey find?

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Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by SageMahrez(m): 6:10pm On Dec 29, 2017

Falzdbadtguy:
I enjoy dressing up in the cold though... Lol.
Dressing up is cool here

Because you have left Nigeria,, ya na haff mind to wear camo.. lol.. them no dey disturb una for that camo for there?

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Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Nobody: 6:14pm On Dec 29, 2017

Is this what you call Camo, you never see nothing

Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Nobody: 6:27pm On Dec 29, 2017

Falzdbadtguy:
I enjoy dressing up in the cold though... Lol.
Dressing up is cool here

The third picture was definitely during summer

Nice pics though

Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by stealthtiger(m): 6:27pm On Dec 29, 2017

UKmigrant:
So I met a Ghana girl, yes I did

More like magic...

The first time we saw, we were immediately eying each other...

She came for some internship thingy... Being the only black person in my section of the office we caught each other's attention immediately!

I said hi to her on one occasion, she smiled back. She had the most beautiful smile I have ever seen. I could not act on my attraction cos its against "company policy"

We had a chat on work related stuff one day and she asked me where I'm from, and then she told me her parents are from Ghana but she grew up in London.

So we just do the hi hi everyday, I never had the guts to ask for her number.

Until I got home one day and was searching through my bag, lo and behold I saw a strange note. I opened it carefully and it says:

"I see the way you look at me, here's my number"

I didn't know how to act on this. This is the first time ever a lady is dropping me this kinda note, I didn't know whether to call. I was confused, didn't want to mess things up!

Can you imagine?
And that girl in my class in UNILAG that I've been eyeing hasn't even said hello despite my efforts! sad

Some girls herejust form. If you say "hello fine girl" that one don turn to wahala. If you hear the long hiss, you go think say na lalasticala's favorite animal grin

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Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Nobody: 6:30pm On Dec 29, 2017

UK migrant where do you prefer to shop clothes.

And are you KFC or Mcdonalds or Nandos

I think Nandos is a richman's KFC thing

Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Nobody: 6:34pm On Dec 29, 2017

Pidgin2:
Nice dairy UKimmigrant, the cold in London is terrible, Nigeria is the best place to be, just work hard for ypur money and pray to enjoy it in Nigeria.

Thanks Pidgin2, you're a true patriot! wink

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Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Nobody: 6:34pm On Dec 29, 2017

Hope i can have my honeymoon like this in the maldives... Benefits of being able to travel conveniently here. UK is also kinda central isn't it!

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Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by InyinyaAgbaOku(m): 6:50pm On Dec 29, 2017

Lexusgs430:
Grammar school is a system where the best students that pass 11 plus exams, are admitted into Grammar Schools.

Grammar schools are the next best thing to private secondary schools. Standards are very high, discipline is very high etc etc etc

And the beauty of it all, it's free............. Uniforms and materials are not cheap, but it's a better trade off......

How are private schools now better after all these?

Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Nobody: 6:52pm On Dec 29, 2017*

Falzdbadtguy:
UK migrant where do you prefer to shop clothes.

And are you KFC or Mcdonalds or Nandos

I think Nandos is a richman's KFC thing

I am getting fat so I avoid fast foods like a plague.

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Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Nobody: 6:59pm On Dec 29, 2017

UKmigrant:
I am getting fat so I avoid fast foods like a plague. I'm not a big shopper too, my next shopping would probably be in 3 - 6 months' time.

sometimes, i go to H&M and all i buy is a pair of socks...nothing major

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Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Inkredible(m): 6:59pm On Dec 29, 2017

UKmigrant:
I am getting fat so I avoid fast foods like a plague. I'm not a big shopper too, my next shopping would probably be in 3 - 6 months' time.

3 - 6 months? huh

Didn't they just rob you of your wine and fruits? Where did you hide the rest of the food?

grin

I'm curious guy.

Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Nobody: 7:02pm On Dec 29, 2017

Falzdbadtguy:
Hope i can have my honeymoon like this in the maldives... Benefits of being able to travel conveniently here. UK is also kinda central isn't it!

can we experience this together?

Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Lexusgs430: 7:05pm On Dec 29, 2017

InyinyaAgbaOku:
How are private schools now better after all these?

Because Grammar schools does 95%, while private goes all out to 100%........

Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Inkredible(m): 7:05pm On Dec 29, 2017

Safiaaa:
can we experience this together?

Shoot your shots year

cheesy

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Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by SkinnyNigga: 7:09pm On Dec 29, 2017

UKmigrant:
Fastforwards she asked me what we can make of "this" and I told her I dunno...
She said ok we figure things out along the way. It seemed like a good arrangement to me
She is on vacation now outside the UK and returning in January, but before she left she invited me to her house once and she also spent her last night at mine

I am still single afterall, but I have a friend with benefits To be continued in January!

did you smash ??

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Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Nobody: 7:09pm On Dec 29, 2017

Safiaaa:
can we experience this together?

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Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by signature2012(m): 7:10pm On Dec 29, 2017

UKmigrant:
Thanks Pidgin2, you're a true patriot!

Nope,she is a parrot!

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Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Nobody: 7:11pm On Dec 29, 2017

UKmigrant:
I am getting fat so I avoid fast foods like a plague. I'm not a big shopper too, my next shopping would probably be in 3 - 6 months' time.

don't worry, when Mama Koffi come beck, you can burn all thee cardio on the Ghanian platform...is she a stereotypical Omo Ghana, with barca and baba dudu facies?

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Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Nobody: 7:12pm On Dec 29, 2017

You always cheat on me, that's why I get tired of you

Safiaaa:
can we experience this together?

Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Nobody: 7:12pm On Dec 29, 2017

[quote author=Falzdbadtguy post=63721167][/quote]is that a yes lol?

Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Nobody: 7:36pm On Dec 29, 2017

Falzdbadtguy:
you wanna carry me there or we go together??
Lol! Are you based here? Do you have visa and not overstayed?? Are you fine??

I'll carry you there lool. You don't have to worry about all that, I'm a born bred London gal grin

. So when you're ready to go..I'm down lol.

Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Nobody: 7:39pm On Dec 29, 2017

Safiaaa:
I'll carry you there lool. You don't have to worry about all that, I'm a born bred London gal . So when you're ready to go..I'm down lol.

hmmn...yummy

Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Nobody: 7:40pm On Dec 29, 2017

Safiaaa:
I'll carry you there lool. You don't have to worry about all that, I'm a born bred London gal . So when you're ready to go..I'm down lol.

So, how do we proceed...

Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Nobody: 7:40pm On Dec 29, 2017

Falzdbadtguy:
So, how do we proceed...

The ball is in your court

Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Nobody: 7:41pm On Dec 29, 2017

Safiaaa:
The ball is in your court

like play, like play...Are you for real?

Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Nobody: 7:42pm On Dec 29, 2017

Falzdbadtguy:
like play, like play...Are you for real?

Yeah I am lool.

Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Nobody: 7:46pm On Dec 29, 2017

Safiaaa:
Yeah I am lool.

so, do i like private message you or something.

You know, i was just thinking out aloud that i'd like to honeymoon there, but its not like i'm ready to honey moon like right away, as i haven't even met you yet or not sure if we'll like hit it off, You know, i dunno, am i typing too much, i overthink these things...stop, stop stop

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