udemejack:
now i know that you dont like me....i am here battling on how to forget it an you are here tryna tell me to remember them?...thats not fair bro

Akowemoon:
1.Stop inviting hoes to my crib
2.Stopping unnecessary fun at beaches
3.Stop unnecessary traveling

ajibolabd:
masturbating....

snowblaq:

Thought i was the only one that did this.... Infact i have the groundnut I'll use beside me right now....

celenas:
Virtual Virtual Virtual!!! Bet9ja e no go beta 4 una.. I don't wanna involve myself in Virtual again.. No profit at all.. Pls smbdy should help me.. I'm addicted to it

ajibolabd:
masturbating....

TVTKOKO:
I really don't know how or why, but i think I've set one kinda unreal standard for myself that, people see me for what I'm not. People respect and fear me thinking I'm one rich guy, maybe from the way i act, talk or whatever.. I don't know how to stop, and start making people see me for whom I am .
I'm an introvert and you rarely see me in unserious gatherings.. Maybe this is also a reason

gbosaa:



6 times a week for 7 months??

In fact let’s do some maths.

In one week = 6x
One month. = 6 x 4 = 24
In 7 months = 7 x 24 = 168 times

Each time you cum, the vol is average of 3.7ml

168 x 3.7 = 621.6ml
This is more than half a litre or more than a sachet of ‘pure water’.

For each ml, you shoot off roughly 60million wriggly sperm cells.

621.6 x 60,000,000 =222,000,000 sperm cells.

Assuming most of those were healthy, technically you have the potential to double the population of Nigeria.


Conclusion: You are danger to the world population and you should submit yourself to the nearest clinic or your neighbourhood butcher to give you radical orchidectomy.

Imagine if you had continued, you would’ve filled a big coke bottle by now. Go and get your castration bro.

Jiang:
I think I need to start being a bit serious, because I noticed even when I lose lots of money I don't usually feel bad at all, I will be like it's meant to be, and then laugh it up, The lost usually affects me in the future, but I just don't feel bothered at all. I will just re-calculate the profits in the long run & ignore the current lost. I want to be serious in 2018 & stop tolerating that shut.


Well, I know is impossible sha

MISTAICEY02288:


Lmao
This part really killed me..
Buh bros, i was in your shoes too buh I've improved already now. Just be determined to avoid unnecessary spendings. Have the mindset that Anything you will buy that wont add value to your life, or that you will end up selling whenever you're broke, cut them off and save the money instead.
I read stories of someone who has been saving money in a piggy bank and also a lady who also saved in a container, and those things really inspire me. The next day, i went to withdraw all my money in my account and i kept everything inside piggy bank in my room.
Reason is because, if it's still in Bank, i might ne getting tempted to use ATMs or Mobile banking Apps on phone to perform transactions like buying Airtime, buying things online or even withdrawing.
But as it is inside piggy bank, it would be difficult for me to wanna break it open and i would be taking mind off it. Only thin I'll be doing will be to keep Putin money in it. I'll know that the day i would break it, would be after i am fully ready to remove all the money inside.
I can just be saving some token in my bank accounts too sometimes to be using for urgent needs. Buh main savings will be inside piggy bank...
Maybe you should give this a trial.

Hipsofagoddess:

You need someone by your side to slap you anytime you chew your finger.

baddooski:
2014/2015, Virtual showed me pepper i swear, i lost a fortune playing both online with my device and in their shop. I was able to break free from it by, Using touch-light phone, i made it an habit never to take more than my fare to any virtual shop whenever i'm bored at home. I bought a game console to while away excess time.

okayode1:
Betting

myrrtle:

make thief no come your house oh

LesbianBoy:
Sucking ladies boobs

Oluwasaeon:
Not rinsing the cup after drinking garri

iyke926:
Won't break any girls heart in 2018

Flashh:
Spending too much on data.

macmiral:
Changing ladies like clothes

JamaicanLove:



STD CALLING

Homeboiy:
Drinking garri at night

Rozaytee:
very weird groundnut in d night....lol

Thegeneralqueen:
Homeboiy e bu go mu...... so nah garri you dey drink with dry gin...... I thank GOD say I nor enter one chance

Homeboiy:
Drinking garri at night