PatKing:


My pretty Teamy!
Looking great, pregnancy fits you.
Love your hair.
Hmmm... 12weeks left, any other weeks are jara


Congrats to all Mommas who have Birthed, God bless and keep our Babies. Cheers

Thanks cappo
Yes o.... I can't just wait

princessKF:
Good morning mamas and papas in the house... Compliment of the season
Congratulations to all new mama.. may God bless your LO

It's bumpy tuesday
Yummy mummy
Portable mummy
#Naturalista
24wks 4days
12 or 15wks to go by God's grace
Team April for supernatural delivery
#Patking

wait..like that is ur real hair??

Cute mama. It will end in praise.
I already know ur real face

PatKing:
Bumpy Tuesday!
25weeks last week.
11 weeks left for me by His grace.
May every waiting woman experience this testimony in Jesus name.
May we all land safely.
Cheers

#TeamApril
#teamno-loss
#teamGodsown.

beautifulrosa:
B.S.

On Tuesday morning last week, at exactly 4am I started to feel the same way i feel when ever am expecting AF. And it was coming on and off. Not exactly painful at that point....but it certainly felt like sth was happening down there. I was excited considering the fact that i had passed my EDD and hubs and I had even started quarelling as if its my fault the baby wasnt out yet. Infact he had to take me to another lab. According to him "we must know the exact date. Lets use another scan" As if its the work of man!
Of course i didnt complain, i obediently followed. Scan showed a more extended EDD . Na so the man just vex. Me i didnt even bother.

So...that Tuesday morning i was having this on and off cramps. Thankfully it was my antenatal day too. So i went to the clinic. While at the clinic, d pains gradually increased and everytime it came oh dear it felt like i wldnt survive the next minute. So it was my turn to see the doctor and i told him abt it...he jus smiled and said, if i see labour pain i will run.
Oh how bad i felt! With all that pains....i wasnt taken seriously. Two hours later the pains subsided and i felt better only for it to return in the evening wen hubs and i were trying to resolve the 'baby" quarrel and we made up our minds to leave things to God.
Right there in the car...the cramps wld come and go and d pains wld increase. He asked if we shd go to the hosp but i doubted it was the real thing so i asked that we go home instead.

My darlings, 10pm and i cudnt even sit or do anything. D cramps intensified. We had to rush to the hospital.
We got there i was checked and the doc said 1cm....ok wld u stay or go home.
We ll go home, i responded.
Dear mothers, that night was the longest and toughest night of my entire life. At a point i had to start walking all over the house, naked.
I became temporarily mad. If i sat down...it felt terribly painful. Lying down was worse. D only thing that helped was walking around. All i cud do was scream Jesus everytime d contractions came.
I kept looking at the time. 12am, 1pm, chai as soon as its 4am i was going back to the hospital.
Hmmm., 4am took forever to come. Even then...i decided to wait till 5. Took my bath and started pacing the floor again. Woke hubs and by 6 we were at the hospital.

Thinking the pains thru the night was bad enough....i knew delivery shdnt take more than an hour. But...for wia!
Hmmm.....i got checked again o. 3cm. Oh God! Why now.
Then i was taken to the ward and all. That was wen i knew life had two sides to it. I screamed, wailed and shouted. From time to time the midewives wld come and say...madam better save ur energy bks u never reach anywhere o. Chai! The pains became worse. 11am another doc came to checm 6cm.
By this time ehn, i was going crazy. I held the doctors jean very tight, he had to run for his life. D pole that carried my drrip....oh how hard i tried to break it into two. Yet it didnt break. I desperately wanted to hurt someone or spoil sth like it wld take d pains away.

Labour pain is no respecter of persons o!
So i continued screaming and all. And then i started to feel like i wanted to poo. I begged the nurses....they said it wasnt poo. Oh u shd av seen how i practically begged everyone around to pls help me. Help me beg the midwives to help me.
Some of them even laughed and they kept asking is this ur first time.

An hour later, i was taken to the labour room. By then i knew i was going to die. I kept doing the breathing exercise...which really helped. But at some point...even d strength to breathe was no longer there. So i started to cry. D midwives were still busy arranging thier things when i screamed that i wanted to poo and i cudnt hold it anymore. One of them smiled and said. Dont push, it ur baby
Admist all that pain, she said wow ur baby is so hairy. How annyoing that statement sounded at that moment.

Infact i didnt want any baby again. On that delivery table...i hated myself for allowing my husband get me pregnant. I hated him more than anything then. I kept abusing him and the midwives wld beg me to stop. Later wen he came to d labour room where he stayed tru out, i dragged his shirt. Of course i was going to tear it apart.

At some point i said....pls let me tear ur shirt, u ll wear another one. Chai! They all bursted into laughter.
Shortly after, d urge to push became too strong i cudnt control it. So thr midwives showed me how to fold my legs hold them with my hands and then pushed.
I tried the first time without the contraction......d pains increased. It felt like a big log of wood had been placed btw my anus or jajaina..i dont even know.

Next contraction i pushed with all my strength and out came my prince charming, crying his lungs out. He was placed on me for a while before taken away. I looked around to find my husband kneeling on the floor thanking God, almsot in tears. Foolish man, i told myself Truth be told, even after the placenta came out, if anyone had asked if cud go thru that experience again...i wld land a hot slap on his face before responding.

My dear, anybody wey no respect God, enter labour room come out must change and no say God dey!
Labours is such a beautiful and wonderful experience. And ryt now, if u ask me, I wld certainly do this again when it is time..
Meanwhile....my own kpekus drive increased after birth. Like am i even normal . Hubs be looking sexier than ever.
I ll let some time pass. If hubs doesnt come forward...i ll av no choice than to adopt Beydew method.


B.A. and B.S submitted!

Your BS got me laughing and almost in tears(scared). Gosh I can only imagine the pains. God pls help me to bear the pains, you're my only hope. I'm glad you, baby and daddy are happy and doing great. I Thank God for everything.

beautifulrosa:
B.S.

On Tuesday morning last week, at exactly 4am I started to feel the same way i feel when ever am expecting AF. And it was coming on and off. Not exactly painful at that point....but it certainly felt like sth was happening down there. I was excited considering the fact that i had passed my EDD and hubs and I had even started quarelling as if its my fault the baby wasnt out yet. Infact he had to take me to another lab. According to him "we must know the exact date. Lets use another scan" As if its the work of man!
Of course i didnt complain, i obediently followed. Scan showed a more extended EDD . Na so the man just vex. Me i didnt even bother.

So...that Tuesday morning i was having this on and off cramps. Thankfully it was my antenatal day too. So i went to the clinic. While at the clinic, d pains gradually increased and everytime it came oh dear it felt like i wldnt survive the next minute. So it was my turn to see the doctor and i told him abt it...he jus smiled and said, if i see labour pain i will run.
Oh how bad i felt! With all that pains....i wasnt taken seriously. Two hours later the pains subsided and i felt better only for it to return in the evening wen hubs and i were trying to resolve the 'baby" quarrel and we made up our minds to leave things to God.
Right there in the car...the cramps wld come and go and d pains wld increase. He asked if we shd go to the hosp but i doubted it was the real thing so i asked that we go home instead.

My darlings, 10pm and i cudnt even sit or do anything. D cramps intensified. We had to rush to the hospital.
We got there i was checked and the doc said 1cm....ok wld u stay or go home.
We ll go home, i responded.
Dear mothers, that night was the longest and toughest night of my entire life. At a point i had to start walking all over the house, naked.
I became temporarily mad. If i sat down...it felt terribly painful. Lying down was worse. D only thing that helped was walking around. All i cud do was scream Jesus everytime d contractions came.
I kept looking at the time. 12am, 1pm, chai as soon as its 4am i was going back to the hospital.
Hmmm., 4am took forever to come. Even then...i decided to wait till 5. Took my bath and started pacing the floor again. Woke hubs and by 6 we were at the hospital.

Thinking the pains thru the night was bad enough....i knew delivery shdnt take more than an hour. But...for wia!
Hmmm.....i got checked again o. 3cm. Oh God! Why now.
Then i was taken to the ward and all. That was wen i knew life had two sides to it. I screamed, wailed and shouted. From time to time the midewives wld come and say...madam better save ur energy bks u never reach anywhere o. Chai! The pains became worse. 11am another doc came to checm 6cm.
By this time ehn, i was going crazy. I held the doctors jean very tight, he had to run for his life. D pole that carried my drrip....oh how hard i tried to break it into two. Yet it didnt break. I desperately wanted to hurt someone or spoil sth like it wld take d pains away.

Labour pain is no respecter of persons o!
So i continued screaming and all. And then i started to feel like i wanted to poo. I begged the nurses....they said it wasnt poo. Oh u shd av seen how i practically begged everyone around to pls help me. Help me beg the midwives to help me.
Some of them even laughed and they kept asking is this ur first time.

An hour later, i was taken to the labour room. By then i knew i was going to die. I kept doing the breathing exercise...which really helped. But at some point...even d strength to breathe was no longer there. So i started to cry. D midwives were still busy arranging thier things when i screamed that i wanted to poo and i cudnt hold it anymore. One of them smiled and said. Dont push, it ur baby
Admist all that pain, she said wow ur baby is so hairy. How annyoing that statement sounded at that moment.

Infact i didnt want any baby again. On that delivery table...i hated myself for allowing my husband get me pregnant. I hated him more than anything then. I kept abusing him and the midwives wld beg me to stop. Later wen he came to d labour room where he stayed tru out, i dragged his shirt. Of course i was going to tear it apart.

At some point i said....pls let me tear ur shirt, u ll wear another one. Chai! They all bursted into laughter.
Shortly after, d urge to push became too strong i cudnt control it. So thr midwives showed me how to fold my legs hold them with my hands and then pushed.
I tried the first time without the contraction......d pains increased. It felt like a big log of wood had been placed btw my anus or jajaina..i dont even know.

Next contraction i pushed with all my strength and out came my prince charming, crying his lungs out. He was placed on me for a while before taken away. I looked around to find my husband kneeling on the floor thanking God, almsot in tears. Foolish man, i told myself Truth be told, even after the placenta came out, if anyone had asked if cud go thru that experience again...i wld land a hot slap on his face before responding.

My dear, anybody wey no respect God, enter labour room come out must change and no say God dey!
Labours is such a beautiful and wonderful experience. And ryt now, if u ask me, I wld certainly do this again when it is time..
Meanwhile....my own kpekus drive increased after birth. Like am i even normal . Hubs be looking sexier than ever.
I ll let some time pass. If hubs doesnt come forward...i ll av no choice than to adopt Beydew method.


B.A. and B.S submitted!

Hahahahaha..funniest BS I ever read..see me laffing I almost forgot mine is around the corner.

MoyosBlog123:
Cute mama. It will end in praise.
I already know ur real face

My Plenty money for pocket friend!
All rounder Momma!!
We know our self.
God bless the works of your hands.

Queekas:
Someone should pls talk to me... I am 10wks and 3days gone today and This is my third preg.,my EDD is 3/Agst/2018. From the day i was testd (preg) positv, i have bin in fear and pains..WHY?.. cos my other 2 deliveries was through CS. My question is> is it posible to go through NORMAL LABOUR AND DELIVERY after 2 previous cs and the chances of success. THANKS

Darling, don't even think about it.
A uterus that has been cut twice should not experience contractions in the first place. A ruptured uterus isn't something you want to experience. It's life threatening. The best part is, after suffering the pain, you will end up in the theatre.

Don't let fear win. 3 c-sections isn't bad. I know cos i've had 3 and i'm going for a 4th.
Fear will just raise your BP and increase your risks. Talk to someone who will encourage you whenever you feel worried. We are here to hold your hand

kelizosuy:
Ma'am soonest pls can I pm you?

Yes please, why not.

FloraEC:


Haba, my midwife told me then that the second one won't pain like the first-time. Abi did she lied to me? Now I know why some (midwives) always opt for cs, after they'll be telling somebody "you can't handle this small pain, na me help you do the thing"

Good morning

Subsequent ones are shorter but the pain eeh na the same if not more. It's well o

Nice BS beautifulrosa
I picked something from this story. Though there was pain, there was plenty gain and she will still do it all over again. To all first time mamas, you can do this. It is a natural process so don't stress it. Things will take their course naturally. Labour can be sweet when you look back in retrospect sha ;DNice

HolySteph:

Your BS got me laughing and almost in tears(scared). Gosh I can only imagine the pains. God pls help me to bear the pains, you're my only hope. I'm glad you, baby and daddy are happy and doing great. I Thank God for everything.

HolySteph my teamiee... Hafaa.. U never born.. We await your testimony dear! Me just dey warm up and encouraging my sef with pples BS...

God is our strength.. Hebrew birth to us all... Amen

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mama relax. if ur Doc say CS, Truth in God. all we need is mama n baby alive, papa dancing and spraying de money. I did the 4th CS about 8 months aga. so relax mama.it will end well. Hmmm..encouraging...but how were u able to overcome the worries and fear that gose with cs mama relax. if ur Doc say CS, Truth in God. all we need is mama n baby alive, papa dancing and spraying de money. I did the 4th CS about 8 months aga. so relax mama.it will end well. Hmmm..encouraging...but how were u able to overcome the worries and fear that gose with cs althrough the 4 cs,thank God for u.

PatKing:
Bumpy Tuesday!
25weeks last week.
11 weeks left for me by His grace.
May every waiting woman experience this testimony in Jesus name.
May we all land safely.
Cheers

#TeamApril
#teamno-loss
#teamGodsown.

Cute you, cute bump

booqee:
wait..like that is ur real hair??

Yes mummy

>Crying< after going through your responses...couldn'u just imagine words coming from wonderful mamas that had gone through series of CS and yet still have the courage to talk of going through it again...forgettn all the risk,worries,fear and pains.Thank God i subscribed.

[quote author=Queekas post=64036281][/quote]

the same way, I was overwhelm with fear. so I said to my self.........let it not be that na fear go kukuma finish me. I had many negative thought cos of fear. so I rebuke my self sharpenly and filled my mind with positive thoughts. I know its nt easy. just try

princessKF:


Yes mummy

omg!! Wow..

I've been fantasizing on natural hair cos i love it! .but i dont think i have that energy that comes with keeping natural hair.. but now i already have big plans on keeping my baby's hair natural until she's old enough to decide for herself. i hope she's born with a full hair like me
Enough practice to do

gabby18:


HolySteph my teamiee... Hafaa.. U never born.. We await your testimony dear! Me just dey warm up and encouraging my sef with pples BS...

God is our strength.. Hebrew birth to us all... Amen

God is our strength my dear. I'm still pushing o! Waiting for signs of labour. Its well. It'll end in praise.

33 weeks today..

Although this pic was taken at 31 weeks (2 weeks ago).

Queekas:
Someone should pls talk to me... I am 10wks and 3days gone today and This is my third preg.,my EDD is 3/Agst/2018. From the day i was testd (preg) positv, i have bin in fear and pains..WHY?.. cos my other 2 deliveries was through CS. My question is> is it posible to go through NORMAL LABOUR AND DELIVERY after 2 previous cs and the chances of success. THANKS

it is risky but possible.you need a doctor that supports you,a not too big baby and keep fit.they increase your chances.just search on YouTube you would get a lot of videos that sheds light on it

Greetings lovely mommas.
Happy Bumpy Tuesday!
The time is getting closer, 32 weeks and gradually getting set for the arrival of my jewel...

#TeamFebruary#

Stephaniecoa (dunno if I spelt it correctly), please how're you doing
Kareenakapur how're you doing cappo, you just disappeared

good day mamas.happy new year. thanks for checking on us. i finally had access to my account today so i saw the mentions. i am fine. unfortunately, when i visit the house as guest, i met emotional situations on ground. and it affects me for awhile .i just want to take my mind off counting down. i was confused when the matron asked me how many months i am. i couldnt give a right answer. i am back now!

PatKing:
Team April 2018 Roll Call (new week: 02 - 09 Jan. 2018)
HAPPY NEW YEAR TEAMIES!!!
 "With God on our side, we are overcomers"!

1. Amy43.............EDD 01/04/18(XX)
2. Lilliesbud12...EDD 3-5/04/18(XX)
3. Tutulicious......EDD 07/04/18(??)

4. Euphorbia........EDD 08/04/18(??)
You have disappeared, we want you to reappear please. It is well with you.

5. Bibeetee..........EDD 12/04/18(XY)
6. Splendor1........EDD 12/04/18(??)
7. Whyterose.......EDD 12/04/18(??)

8. Graciamore......EDD 14/04/18(??)
You are present even on this thread, but not identifying with us.
All your mentions were to check your wellbeing. Good luck Momma.

9. Toyeem.............EDD 15/04/18(??)
10. Mumplenty....EDD 18/04/18(??)
11. Imagemate...EDD 18-19/04/18(XY)
12. PatKing..........EDD 19/04/18(XX)
13. Wifeysist........EDD 20/04/18(??)
14. Omonifamily..EDD 21/04/18(??)
15. Sysengr..........EDD 23/04/18(XX)
16. Crystalzoe......EDD 23/04/18(??)
17. PrincessKF.....EDD 25/04/18(XY)
18. Hafsat24........EDD 27/04/18(??)
19. Prettymaxy....EDD 27/04/18(??)
20. MumIbeji........EDD 28/04/18(XX)



#TeamNoLoss
#Team Mother Alive, Baby Alive, Father Alive with plenty money

beautifulrosa:
B.S.

On Tuesday morning last week, at exactly 4am I started to feel the same way

this wpman wan use laugh kill me. You even strong pass me i kept requesting for cs. labour pain no be play o. Buy its worth. God bless our little ones.
TEAM DECEMBER
1.Beautifulrosa ...Delivered jan 3.Baby boy. BA BS submitted
2.tallar.....Delivered Dec 8th. Baby boy. BA submitted
3.lady25 ....Delivered Dec 19th. Baby boy. BA BS submitted
4.Nnetriplet
5. GoodMum
6.zainyrazzy...ported to Nov24.Baby girl. BA submitted.
7.LaDivva ...Dec 25th Gender XX
8.Spicy12 ...Delivered Dec 19th. Baby girl. BA submitted
9. Olaedoh ...Dec 11th
10. heavenlychy
11. futureday...Dec 12th
12.lorlade
13.ladyfair.. Delivered Dec 6th.Baby girl. BA BS submitted.
14.Ilyfavoured...Delivered Dec 19th. Baby girl. BA BS sybmitted
15.Awesomemama.... Dec 28th Gender XY
16.goldylockisbnb......Delivered Dec 11th. Baby boy. BA submitted
17.mannymie01....Delivered Dec 4th. BA submitted.
18. Yorubawoman..Delivered Jan3. Baby girl. BA submitted

20 out of 20 teamies

PatKing:


Am super excited seeing your response today!!!
Yea... I bless God 19 out of 20 Teamies made it well into 2018, praying all is well with @Euphorbia
Happy Bumping my dear Momma.

euphorbia:
good day mamas.happy new year. thanks for checking on us. i finally had access to my account today so i saw the mentions. i am fine. unfortunately, when i visit the house as guest, i met emotional situations on ground. i am back now!

Wow!!!!
Am super excited seeing your response today
We were worried!!!
#TeamApril all made it to 2018 happily Bumping!!!
Glad to have you back!!!
Hahahaha... this our roller coaster house ehn... all adds to us being human.
Stay strong Momma.

euphorbia:
20 out of 20 teamies

My joy is complete!!!!
I appreciate that you understand my state of mind.

36 weeks and 4 days today
#teamfeb#

booqee:
omg!! Wow..

I've been fantasizing on natural hair cos i love it! .but i dont think i have that energy that comes with keeping natural hair.. but now i already have big plans on keeping my baby's hair natural until she's old enough to decide for herself. i hope she's born with a full hair like me
Enough practice to do

I never wanted to go natural too because I have coarse hair but I had to cut the hair when I was pregnant with my first. After his birth, there was no time for salon and I don't like home service I decided to start taking care of my hair... here we are today.

nnekaike : You aren't d only one mama(lol).
Don't entertain any fear or bad thought pls
just try all u can do to increase it
You can take obron 6.
it is really helping me.
All will be well by God's grace

Meeeeey : My amicable teamie
Thank u so much
I was taking an per day but later stopped
Am all back to it
1 egg/an apple, Veggies, Obron 6 nd garden egg leave per day.
Am hopeful all this will work for me by God's grace.
how is bumping

miraclefromGod : Thank u ma'am
I use ugwu for for virtual all soups becos I like it
I will increase my Milk intake
Supernatural delivery

beautifulrosa your bs is making me laugh so much and also making me think of the kind of character I will portray on my day. congrats to u, may he continually be a source of blessing.

Team June I greet u all. Una still dey battle with MS abi na back pain?

beautifulrosa : Your Bs is so funny ma. Congratulations once more May God bless u nd Lo
PatKing : Cute bump mama. how re u.? This ur bump is look very portable compare to some people (lol)
booqee : beautiful bump for 32 weeks Try to increase ur PCV Supernatural delivery
princessKF : cute bump mama for a beautiful mama
4realwoman : My VVIP mama Beautiful bumps ma 20weeks down/ 20 weeks to go hope u are back or are u still enjoying villa.

rhukkie:
36 weeks and 4 days today
#teamfeb#

Colourfully beautiful Bump!