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Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Spaxon(op): 12:23am On Dec 17, 2017
A GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES:-
"Wow I just found the love of my life...Nothing
will ever stop me from loving my man♥."
.
,, ,,
.
,14 DAYS LATER:-
"Never make sum1 a priority when u're just
an option to
them..!"
.
,, ,,
.
2 DAYS LATER:-
"I HATE love so much!"
.
,, ,,
.
3 DAYS LATER.
"I'm happy to remain single and I will never
fall in love
again."
.
,, ,,
.
5 DAYS LATER:-
"I'm looking for a man to love and treat me
right."
.
,, ,,
.
15 DAYS LATER:-
"When u deeply fall in love with a right
person, u realise
why it didn't work with anybody else but him.
I love my guy so much....mmmuaaa h. "
.
,, ,,
.
8 DAYS LATER:-
"smh..!! All men are the same!!!!!"


Tis Funny but true sha........
Tosyne2much
Twaci
Makydebbie
Emusmithy
Obinoscopy
Finestboi
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by sKeetz(m): 12:24am On Dec 17, 2017
Stale tongue
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Nobody: 12:50am On Dec 17, 2017
Talking from experience
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Blackhawk03(f): 12:53am On Dec 17, 2017
Y'all should go to bed angry
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Coloradvantage(m): 2:21am On Dec 17, 2017
lol... yeah so true. al, those small small girls weh head deh just deh hot newly
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by P0intBlank(m): 1:45pm On Dec 17, 2017
Spaxon:
A GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES:-
"Wow I just found the love of my life...Nothing
will ever stop me from loving my man♥."
.
,, ,,
.
,14 DAYS LATER:-
"Never make sum1 a priority when u're just
an option to
them..!"
.
,, ,,
.
2 DAYS LATER:-
"I HATE love so much!"
.
,, ,,
.
3 DAYS LATER.
"I'm happy to remain single and I will never
fall in love
again."
.
,, ,,
.
5 DAYS LATER:-
"I'm looking for a man to love and treat me
right."
.
,, ,,
.
15 DAYS LATER:-
"When u deeply fall in love with a right
person, u realise
why it didn't work with anybody else but him.
I love my guy so much....mmmuaaa h. "
.
,, ,,
.
8 DAYS LATER:-
"smh..!! All men are the same!!!!!"


Tis Funny but true sha........
Tosyne2much
Twaci
Makydebbie
Emusmithy
Obinoscopy
Finestboi
Lol...quite funny

This happens when you fall in love rather than grow in love
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Jodha(f): 1:50pm On Dec 17, 2017
Loool.. This reminds mhe of twogo status dah year....
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Nobody: 2:48pm On Dec 17, 2017
cheesy grin grin
so true
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Nobody: 2:56pm On Dec 17, 2017
Hahahahahahaha.
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Spaxon(op): 8:07am On Dec 18, 2017
Jodha:
Loool.. This reminds mhe of twogo status dah year....
grin grin that 2go still existshuh?
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Jodha(f): 6:15am On Dec 19, 2017
Spaxon:
grin grin that 2go still existshuh?
Aah sis twogo still exists ooo...e get some people wey just decide to tie their placenta to twogo...
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Spaxon(op): 12:18pm On Dec 19, 2017
Jodha:
Aah sis twogo still exists ooo...e get some people wey just decide to tie their placenta to twogo...
Abeg no do.... grin grin
Since 2012 I leave dah place o
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by themonk(m): 2:59pm On Dec 25, 2017
Spaxon:
A GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES:-
"Wow I just found the love of my life...Nothing
will ever stop me from loving my man♥."
.
,, ,,
.
,14 DAYS LATER:-
"Never make sum1 a priority when u're just
an option to
them..!"
.
,, ,,
.
2 DAYS LATER:-
"I HATE love so much!"
.
,, ,,
.
3 DAYS LATER.
"I'm happy to remain single and I will never
fall in love
again."
.
,, ,,
.
5 DAYS LATER:-
"I'm looking for a man to love and treat me
right."
.
,, ,,
.
15 DAYS LATER:-
"When u deeply fall in love with a right
person, u realise
why it didn't work with anybody else but him.
I love my guy so much....mmmuaaa h. "
.
,, ,,
.
8 DAYS LATER:-
"smh..!! All men are the same!!!!!"


Tis Funny but true sha........
Tosyne2much
Twaci
Makydebbie
Emusmithy
Obinoscopy
Finestboi
Hello spaxon. How are you?
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Offpoint: 12:28am On Jan 04, 2018
hey Spaxon I've been offline for some couple of days... and I did left you some messages -which you never bothered replying.
Just so you know... I don't wanna be no pain in nobody's axx... I just wanna look out for you. hope you're good....
I'll appreciate a reply.
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Spaxon(op): 12:47pm On Jan 04, 2018
Offpoint:
hey Spaxon I've been offline for some couple of days... and I did left you some messages -which you never bothered replying.
Just so you know... I don't wanna be no pain in nobody's axx... I just wanna look out for you. hope you're good....
I'll appreciate a reply.
You fulfilled your word by mentioning my moniker in your posts...

That wasn't funny
But it's a new year.
That's history
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Offpoint: 12:13am On Jan 05, 2018
Spaxon:
You fulfilled your word by mentioning my moniker in your posts...

That wasn't funny
But it's a new year.
That's history
yeah! I got it. can we quit the game and get serious? like you said "it's a new year" and it's too early for games. all I need is to watch your back and you watch mine... nothing more.
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Spaxon(op): 11:42pm On Jan 06, 2018
Offpoint:
yeah! I got it. can we quit the game and get serious? like you said "it's a new year" and it's too early for games. all I need is to watch your back and you watch mine... nothing more.
Ok
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Offpoint: 9:11am On Jan 07, 2018
Spaxon:
Ok
You still haven't give what I asked of you o......plz
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Spaxon(op): 3:27pm On Jan 09, 2018
Offpoint:
You still haven't give what I asked of you o......plz
What exactly do u want?
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Obidikejr(m): 3:50pm On Jan 09, 2018
Spaxon:
You fulfilled your word by mentioning my moniker in your posts...

That wasn't funny
But it's a new year.
That's history
Hahahaha...easy tigress
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Spaxon(op): 4:30pm On Jan 09, 2018
Obidikejr:
Hahahaha...easy tigress
Watsup bull
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Obidikejr(m): 8:25pm On Jan 09, 2018
Spaxon:
Watsup bull
Nothing's on top,do you to be on top? wink
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Spaxon(op): 10:37pm On Jan 09, 2018
Obidikejr:
Nothing's on top,do you to be on top? wink
nah
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Obidikejr(m): 11:10pm On Jan 09, 2018
Spaxon:
nah
u don't wanto be on top, so u wanto be under eh..
Funke!
make your mommy catch u say this wan na die u de..
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Spaxon(op): 11:43pm On Jan 09, 2018
Obidikejr:
u don't wanto be on top, so u wanto be under eh..

Funke!

make your mommy catch u say this wan na die u de..
huh
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Offpoint: 10:09am On Jan 10, 2018
Spaxon:
What exactly do u want?
I requested of your whatsapp number, cuz I wanna constantly bein' in touch with ya... I gave you mine but i'm yet to receive any message from ya..........I'm not always on NL and I wouldn't wanna derail every topic with our convoz.
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Obidikejr(m): 1:44pm On Jan 10, 2018
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Obidikejr(m): 1:49pm On Jan 10, 2018
Offpoint:
I requested of your whatsapp number, cuz I wanna constantly bein' in touch with ya... I gave you mine but i'm yet to receive any message from ya..........I'm not always on NL and I wouldn't wanna derail every topic with our convoz.
Guy suck it in... She doesn't want you... Am still amazed at how guys pursue a girl's affection online (e.g NL)... What happened to all the girls you meet physically on a daily? Hmm... Am pretty sure if you ain't seeing her dp you won't be on her neck like this lol
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Offpoint: 4:09pm On Jan 10, 2018
Obidikejr:
Guy suck it in... She doesn't want you... Am still amazed at how guys pursue a girl's affection online (e.g NL)... What happened to all the girls you meet physically on a daily? Hmm... Am pretty sure if you ain't seeing her dp you won't be on her neck like this lol
LOL, Dude like seriouslyhuh? you know--can you show me anywhere in my previous convo 'bout askin' her out--can you do that?
I guessed granny was right 'bout livin' that long cuz he spent his entire lifetime mindin' his business.

Just so you know--- I don't even do physical--talk more of internet. You guyz probably got this mentality 'bout every guy talkin'or-chattin'with a lady definitely need somethin'.
Why on earth would I go online askin' a lady out--isn't that rude and crappy-huh? what if she's married or got a man? Dude seriously---your way of picturin' makes me sick....NO OFFENZE.

Just so you know---Askin' any lady out online is the last thing I'll ever dream about do---it's sickenin'
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Deckline(m): 4:42pm On Jan 10, 2018
Fall in Lovehuh B*tch i can't even fall asleep!!!
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by Obidikejr(m): 11:35pm On Jan 10, 2018
Offpoint:
LOL, Dude like seriouslyhuh? you know--can you show me anywhere in my previous convo 'bout askin' her out--can you do that?
I guessed granny was right 'bout livin' that long cuz he spent his entire lifetime mindin' his business.

Just so you know--- I don't even do physical--talk more of internet. You guyz probably got this mentality 'bout every guy talkin'or-chattin'with a lady definitely need somethin'.
Why on earth would I go online askin' a lady out--isn't that rude and crappy-huh? what if she's married or got a man? Dude seriously---your way of picturin' makes me sick....NO OFFENZE.

Just so you know---Askin' any lady out online is the last thing I'll ever dream about do---it's sickenin'
No offence taken.
Re: Typical Nigerian Girls Facebook Status...... by adeboizy11(m): 12:10am On Mar 18, 2018
My naij gurls.
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