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Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by yabas(op): 5:53pm On Jan 18, 2018
So there has been so much noise about sex dolls all over the world in the last few weeks since companies began manufacturing these dulls in mass.

However, Africans are exempted from this new trend for now as the continent remains the most hungry continent, truth be told. The dolls are so expensive, an average African man cannot afford to purchase a doll for 1 million Naira just for sexual satisfaction. How many guys on Nairaland earn even 150k per month? 0.9% or less, I AM 100% sure of my figures. Until white people start shipping fairly used dolls to Africa, then nothing for you'all.

So stop the noise and concentrate on electing good leaders so that our continent can start prospering, I know bigotry, tribe and religion will still make them elect people who will unleash more hunger and poverty in the land so for the next 60 years, sorry, no sexxx dulls for u'all grin grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin. I no wan hear anything again about sxxx dolls.

Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by greatnaija01: 6:22pm On Jan 18, 2018
bro speak for yourself o... soon you will see it on konga n jumia and MEN will buy... IGBO guys will make a naija version N that is GAME OVER... it will spread n become as cheap as a manique o...

NAIJA LADIES use vibrators and many will not admit, so you think guys wont be able to buy? the dolls do not complain or take money from the guys na... and no pregnancy issues, no witch or any any wahala...

THE ONLY THING is... Ladies will become cheaper over time.

yabas:
So there has been so much noise about sexx dolls all over the world in the last few weeks since companies began manufacturing these dulls in mass, however, Africans are exempted from this new trend for now as the continent remain the most hungry continent, truth be told. The dolls are so expensive, an average African man cannot afford to purchase a doll for 1 million Naira just for sexual satisfaction. How many guys on Nairaland earn even 150k per month? 0.9% or less, I AM 100% sure of my figures. Until white people start shipping fairly used dolls to Africa, then nothing for you'all so stop the noise and concentrate on electing good leaders so that our continent can start prospering, I know bigotry, tribe and religion will still make them elect people who will unleash more hunger and poverty in the land so for the next 60 years, sorry, no sexxx dulls for u'all grin grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin. I no wan hear anything again about sxxx dolls.
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by joinnow: 6:26pm On Jan 18, 2018
The are waiting for Tokunbo own
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by Nobody: 6:48pm On Jan 18, 2018
greatnaija01:
bro speak for yourself o... soon you will see it on konga n jumia and MEN will buy... IGBO guys will make a naija version N that is GAME OVER... it will spread n become as cheap as a manique o...

NAIJA LADIES use vibrators and many will not admit, so you think guys wont be able to buy? the dolls do not complain or take money from the guys na... and no pregnancy issues, no witch or any any wahala...

THE ONLY THING is... Ladies will become cheaper over time.
lol, ladies will become cheaper? maybe d ladies around u come with price tags
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by albacete(m):
Did I hear you say fairly used?

At a crucial time like this, NwaAmaikpe's comment is highly needed
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by yabas(op): 6:54pm On Jan 18, 2018
greatnaija01:
bro speak for yourself o... soon you will see it on konga n jumia and MEN will buy... IGBO guys will make a naija version N that is GAME OVER... it will spread n become as cheap as a manique o...

NAIJA LADIES use vibrators and many will not admit, so you think guys wont be able to buy? the dolls do not complain or take money from the guys na... and no pregnancy issues, no witch or any any wahala...

THE ONLY THING is... Ladies will become cheaper over time.
grin cheesy grin cheesy grin grin grin this guy is just funny, we all know the Aba version won't be like the real dolls.
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by DarkMagic(m): 6:55pm On Jan 18, 2018
No worry na
Until when Jumia starts doing black Friday for sex dolls grin
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by yabas(op): 6:56pm On Jan 18, 2018
albacete:
Did I hear you say fairly used?
Lol, of course with time there will be fairly used dolls all over Africa, just like fairly used phones
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by albacete(m): 7:01pm On Jan 18, 2018
yabas:
Lol, of course with time there will be fairly used dolls all over Africa, just like fairly used phones
That means your are going to test it against STDs
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by yabas(op): 7:09pm On Jan 18, 2018
Dolls against STD? All you need to do is to wash the virgina with petrol grin grin grin grin grin grin. Although I have heard that there are fake versions from China that are less expensive sha but the Oyibo version are honestly soooo real, like real human. Ah this oyinbo people bad o
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by 3millionia: 7:17pm On Jan 18, 2018
op this is your opinion abeg, let others speakt their mind. Bad market for Naija slay queens grin
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by ayusco85(m): 7:18pm On Jan 18, 2018
You will be surprised how a normal Nigerian will afford the real sex doll. Wen someone is determined, he can achieve anything.
U can start saving 10k monthly lol
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by afoltundeseun(m): 7:18pm On Jan 18, 2018
yabas:
Dolls against STD? All you need to do is to wash the virgina with petrol grin grin grin grin grin grin. o
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Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by Nobody: 7:18pm On Jan 18, 2018
The Aba version is coming. Guys are waiting patiently for it grin.
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by Nobody: 7:18pm On Jan 18, 2018
cheesy They will wait for okirika and aba made. Na their type they look for fairly used condom cheesy cheesy


Well I'm still wondering if Buhari will allow this to be imported though?
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by Snow02: 7:18pm On Jan 18, 2018
imagine loosing your boyfriend to a sex doll chai imagine being pvssy whipped by a cyborg LMAO
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by donstan18: 7:18pm On Jan 18, 2018
It will not work in Nigeria, but it must work in Aba.

Meanwhile, Pchat me to get your sex doll with tribal mark at cheaper rate.

Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by Akwasi(m): 7:18pm On Jan 18, 2018
If you feel disgusted sleeping with another human who is the same sex with you, how much more can you even think of sleeping with a rubber that does not even have any natural awareness to what you are doing?

This is worse than homosexuality and both should be scorned.

JESUS is Lord
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by Nobody: 7:18pm On Jan 18, 2018
Is it your money?

Gerrraaaaria here, will you? grin
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by Oluwaseyi456(m): 7:19pm On Jan 18, 2018
Forget it
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by amnesty7: 7:19pm On Jan 18, 2018
No matter what they will manufacture, God's creation remains forever the perfect one. No substitute. Never!
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by Uyi168: 7:19pm On Jan 18, 2018
Just wait till it hits alaba market
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by Protocall: 7:20pm On Jan 18, 2018
Oya make we do d gaga shuffle
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by rastaLivity: 7:20pm On Jan 18, 2018
I'm waiting for UK used
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by Snow02: 7:20pm On Jan 18, 2018
who ever thought phones would be cheap today?? lol if the price is your only argument I don't think you'd get far with that
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by Godsage(m): 7:22pm On Jan 18, 2018
yabas:
So there has been so much noise about sex dolls all over the world in the last few weeks since companies began manufacturing these dulls in mass.

However, Africans are exempted from this new trend for now as the continent remains the most hungry continent, truth be told. The dolls are so expensive, an average African man cannot afford to purchase a doll for 1 million Naira just for sexual satisfaction. How many guys on Nairaland earn even 150k per month? 0.9% or less, I AM 100% sure of my figures. Until white people start shipping fairly used dolls to Africa, then nothing for you'all.

So stop the noise and concentrate on electing good leaders so that our continent can start prospering, I know bigotry, tribe and religion will still make them elect people who will unleash more hunger and poverty in the land so for the next 60 years, sorry, no sexxx dulls for u'all grin grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin. I no wan hear anything again about sxxx dolls.
Something wey don de jumia

Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by ELKHALIFAISIS(m): 7:23pm On Jan 18, 2018
Oga don't worry we are waiting for made in Aba doll... grin grin grin they will make it cheaper and affordable cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by JONNYSPUTE(m): 7:23pm On Jan 18, 2018
yabas:
Dolls against STD? All you need to do is to wash the virgina with petrol grin grin grin grin grin grin. Although I have heard that there are fake versions from China that are less expensive sha but the Oyibo version are honestly soooo real, like real human. Ah this oyinbo people bad o
. Very funny@ wash the Virginia with petrol. If it mistakingly catch fire nko?
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by yanshDoctor:
.. this sex dolls is 70% human feels. they moan during sex. but i believe that constant improvement will get it to 99% human. maybe in 2050.
Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by Nobody: 7:26pm On Jan 18, 2018
Sex dolls don dey since early 2000s. Suddenly nigerians wey not get 40k for akkant begin carry am for head.
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