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Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by buchilino(m): 8:48pm On Jan 15, 2018
mayor2013:


Nigerian used would have been severely abused. Toks would be better off. But being an 18year old car do not expect in a top notch form even when bought as a toks

PLZ WAT DO U MEAN BY NOT BEING TOP NOTCH
Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by mayor2013: 9:26am On Jan 19, 2018
Bmw x3 Changing of valve of cover seal.

For you to have this done all 6 igntioin coils must be removed. Be sure you are working on a double vanos engine. If not you might be purchasing a single vanos valve cover seal

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Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by mayor2013: 12:18pm On Jan 19, 2018
Valve cover finally removed. Valve cover seal badly worned out. Super Mega clean engine cool. 103% free of sludge.when I inquired to know what engine oil owner had been using. She uses total quartz 5000 (5w30) fully synthetic engine oil

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Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by Almaiga: 8:40pm On Jan 19, 2018
Make I answer present cool

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Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by Nobody: 8:45pm On Jan 19, 2018
mayor2013:
Valve cover finally removed. Valve cover seal badly worned out. Super Mega clean engine cool. 103% free of sludge.when I inquired to know what engine oil owner had been using. She uses total quartz 5000 (5w30) fully synthetic engine oil
Owner wey sabi better thing.
Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by RZArecta2(m): 8:26am On Jan 20, 2018
buchilino:


MY BROTHER, D AMERICANS SAY, ASSUMPTION IS THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCKUPS. I DON'T BOTHER REPLYING SUCH CUCUMBERS, COS IT'S OBVIOUS DEY LACK THE SPIRIT OF TOLERANCE.
writing in all caps is actually a violation of nairalands rule 11 and is bad etiquette generally. No offence

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Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by buchilino(m): 1:20pm On Jan 20, 2018
RZArecta2:
writing in all caps is actually a violation of nairalands rule 11 and is bad etiquette generally. No offence

CAN'T HELP IT, SO IF U DON'T MIND, DEAL WITH IT.
Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by obekediamondfuto(m): 2:36pm On Jan 21, 2018
can I report my neighbours BMW?
Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by mayor2013: 3:44pm On Jan 21, 2018
obekediamondfuto:
can I report my neighbours BMW?

Go ahead you are free to
Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by obekediamondfuto(m): 9:07pm On Jan 21, 2018
mayor2013:


Go ahead you are free to

well u see, there was this one time after work, we were set to go home and then we decided to hang out a Lil before retiring. so we got into out vehicles, some non mobile staff had issues choosing vehicles from the fleet of cars available so most of them chose me cos I was certain I'll get there first...... I'm always first.

OK see now, I drove a 03 Camry and my colleague was also my neighbour; a bmw, can't still remember the model but it had a v8 engine installed. we took off and I was feeling fly, heavily footing the gas pedal and what I saw was ..... phew..... I mean I saw the sound of the BMW passing me like a stationary pole. it felt so bad, I had disappointed everyone in the car..... I've been looking for someone to report this car to, until I came across this thread.

thanks Mayor for allowing me get this off my chest.

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Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by mayor2013: 10:56pm On Jan 21, 2018
obekediamondfuto:


well u see, there was this one time after work, we were set to go home and then we decided to hang out a Lil before retiring. so we got into out vehicles, some non mobile staff had issues choosing vehicles from the fleet of cars available so most of them chose me cos I was certain I'll get there first...... I'm always first.

OK see now, I drove a 03 Camry and my colleague was also my neighbour; a bmw, can't still remember the model but it had a v8 engine installed. we took off and I was feeling fly, heavily footing the gas pedal and what I saw was ..... phew..... I mean I saw the sound of the BMW passing me like a stationary pole. it felt so bad, I had disappointed everyone in the car..... I've been looking for someone to report this car to, until I came across this thread.

thanks Mayor for allowing me get this off my chest.

grin grin am very interested in knowing the model. They were never mates

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Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by obekediamondfuto(m): 3:40am On Jan 22, 2018
mayor2013:

grin grin am very interested in knowing the model. They were never mates

I think it was a 1999 e39 m5, u need to hear that beast roar, kai so intimidating.

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Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by johnsnow2018: 6:40am On Jan 22, 2018
good job....oga mayor.....any assistance in removing the Abs light and check engine light on my camry 1995.
thanks.
Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by mayor2013: 9:13am On Jan 22, 2018
obekediamondfuto:


I think it was a 1999 e39 m5, u need to hear that beast roar, kai so intimidating.

Lol. No jokes next time
Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by mayor2013: 9:14am On Jan 22, 2018
The following fault errors where pulled out from the DME of the BMW x3.

Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by mayor2013: 9:22am On Jan 22, 2018
johnsnow2018:
good job....oga mayor.....any assistance in removing the Abs light and check engine light on my camry 1995.
thanks.

You need to run a scan to ascertain what has made the light stay illuminated
Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by mayor2013: 9:27am On Jan 22, 2018
Pulling out of old valve cover seal. Old one severely worned out and was difficult taking out. As a result of age and heat as a factor the seal had turned into a plastic

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Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by mayor2013: 9:30am On Jan 22, 2018
Brand new valve cover seal purchased already and ready to install. Also fitting of the new seal into the valve cover

Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by mayor2013: 11:18am On Jan 22, 2018
Valve cover finally installed back. This ride has an engine performance issue, idles rough, hard starts as well. With the above fault errors. We would be changing the speed reference sensor. To have this changed the inlet manifold plenum needs to be removed. BMW I hail grin

Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by mayor2013: 11:34am On Jan 22, 2018
Inlet manifold plenum out to access speed reference sensor. Real tasking to remove this I must say

Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by mayor2013: 4:43pm On Jan 22, 2018
Speed reference Sensor inspected and found to have a crack on it hence one of the reason for the fault error pulled from the DME. A brand new speed reference sensor bought and would be installed

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Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by FrancisAdl(m): 10:55am On Jan 23, 2018
Oga Mayor, please what are your thoughts on the 2007/2008 X6?
Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by mayor2013: 11:06am On Jan 23, 2018
FrancisAdl:
Oga Mayor, please what are your thoughts on the 2007/2008 X6?

6 cylinders or 8 cylinders
Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by FrancisAdl(m): 1:44pm On Jan 23, 2018
mayor2013:


6 cylinders or 8 cylinders

The 6cylinder 3.0L engine
Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by mayor2013: 4:20pm On Jan 23, 2018
FrancisAdl:


The 6cylinder 3.0L engine

It's a good ride can be in AWD or RWD. Online reviews are OK. Parts are pricey
Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by mayor2013: 5:25pm On Jan 23, 2018
All 6 spark plugs worned out badly. We shall be using Bosch super IV platinum spark plugs as a replacement

Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by mayor2013: 5:41pm On Jan 23, 2018
Brand new speed reference sensor ready to be installed

Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by Inception(m): 12:24pm On Jan 24, 2018
chukel:
uwc. If you are still interested, can import one for you at very friendly price. Mayor, sorry I'm digressing.
can a budget of 1.7 work undecided

pls your number or mail so we do not derail the thread
Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by FLAKARIBE(m): 1:06pm On Jan 24, 2018
Mayor, all am reading in between your comments are "parts are pricey" which of the model no come dey pricey?
Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by mayor2013: 5:35pm On Jan 24, 2018
FLAKARIBE:
Mayor, all am reading in between your comments are "parts are pricey"
which of the model no come dey pricey?

Perhaps the older models
Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by thelegend1(m): 8:15pm On Jan 24, 2018
Mayor do you repair e60? V8 and inline 6
Re: Report Your BMW To Mayor by mayor2013: 9:14pm On Jan 24, 2018
thelegend1:
Mayor do you repair e60? V8 and inline 6

Yes what year is yours

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