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(1) When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better". This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

(2) When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girls need some improvement.

(3) Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

(4) Everytime you're in her house, steal one of her earrings or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way, she'll go crazy.

(5) Remember her birthday, but dont get her anything. Teach her that material objects are not important. The only thing that's important is that she is happy, and her happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

¤¤¤ True love is the best gift we can give to one another.

Really?

1. Girl: how do I look sweetie?
Guy: Could be better.
Girl: I knew you're seeing someone else. After all the things I do to make you like me, you still feel I'm not good enough? You're so not romantic.

2. Girl: Sweetheart, My phone was snatched. I feel so bad.
Guy: It's your fault.
Girl: Ouch! Is that what you have to say? Wtf

3. (Guy sneaks up on girl and knocks her over)
Girl: (after realizing it's bae)
What kind of childish behavior is this? Are you crazy? You want to kee me? Grow up already.

4. You are a thief. If Zahra Buhari is your bae and you try to steal her gold earing, OYO is your case. Prison.

5. You're a stingy boy jaré. That's why you're so happy that Valentine's day is falling on Ash Wednesday. Akagom.

In essence, don't act up. Give and open up to natural love. Shikenan.

Actually as stupid as the post sounds...it makes a lot of sense!

My brother, Money Money Money is the only way to please Nigerian women.

This same woman pleaser when talk about ritual the other day.

Skyfornia:
My brother, Money Money Money is the only way to please Nigerian women.

When you erase that mentality, all will be well with you.

Only weak men believe they can buy the heart of a woman.

Meanwhile, you should work more on your personality.

Being rich will get you pussy, while your personality will determine the values they (women) see in you as a man she loves.

Ladyhippolyta88:
This same woman pleaser when talk about ritual the other day.

Shey make I use you
Send me your address.

Hmmmmm..... The phrase "girls are like dogs" ....what kind of dog are you ..??.Bulldog or Rottweiler.

Roidatom:
Really?

1. Girl: how do I look sweetie?
Guy: Could be better.
Girl: I knew you're seeing someone else. After all the things I do to make you like me, you still feel I'm not good enough? You're so not romantic.

2. Girl: Sweetheart, My phone was snatched. I feel so bad.
Guy: It's your fault.
Girl: Ouch! Is that what you have to say? Wtf

3. (Guy sneaks up on girl and knocks her over)
Girl: (after realizing it's bae)
What kind of childish behavior is this? Are you crazy? You want to kee me? Grow up already.

4. You are a thief. If Zahra Buhari is your bae and you try to steal her gold earing, OYO is your case. Prison.

5. You're a stingy boy jaré. That's why you're so happy that Valentine's day is falling on Ash Wednesday. Akagom.

In essence, don't act up. Give and open up to natural love. Shikenan.

Who did this to you

Womanpleaser:
(1) When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better". This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

(2) When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girls need some improvement.

(3) Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

(4) Everytime you're in her house, steal one of her earrings or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way, she'll go crazy.

(5) Remember her birthday, but dont get her anything. Teach her that material objects are not important. The only thing that's important is that she is happy, and her happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

¤¤¤ True love is the best gift we can give to one another.

Hmmmmmmmm.....Not all girls like to be roughed up. And the phrase "girls are like dogs" ....what kind of dog are you yourself..Bulldog or Rottweiler. ..

DavSagacity:
Hmmmmmmmm.....Not all girls like to be roughed up. And the phrase "girls are like dogs" ....what kind of dog are you yourself..Bulldog or Rottweiler. ..

Before I answer, what breed is your mum?

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Womanpleaser:
When you erase that mentality, all will be well with you.

Only weak men believe they can buy the heart of a woman.

Meanwhile, you should work more on your personality.

Being rich will get you pussy, while your personality will determine the values they (women) see in you as a man she loves.

My brother you better work hard and smart to make money. Quit deceiving yourself with love or nice personality, 90% of Nigerian women will cheat you when money is invloved. If you like continue swimming in ignorance. If you think your woman is an exception, lucky you! This is exactly what my friend who got married to a virgin was preaching until he tempted his new wife with a fake ID and she succumbed to money pressure.

dont you get tired of threads like this...guys must do this, guys must do that blah blah.always guys must change.guys must improve. rubiiiiiiiish. are women born perfect??nonsense!!!!!!!

Womanpleaser:
(1) When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better". This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

(2) When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girls need some improvement.

(3) Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

(4) Everytime you're in her house, steal one of her earrings or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way, she'll go crazy.

(5) Remember her birthday, but dont get her anything. Teach her that material objects are not important. The only thing that's important is that she is happy, and her happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

¤¤¤ True love is the best gift we can give to one another.

d only thing that please a Nigeria woman it's either u have money or u are a white boy all dis u wrote up dere = bullshit

ubunja:
dont you get tired of threads like this...guys must do this, guys must do that blah blah.always guys must change.guys must improve. rubiiiiiiiish. are women born perfect??nonsense!!!!!!!

Guy, we reason alike. Nice having you as a friend.
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