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Popular Lagos club owner, Pretty Mike has written about the crazy sex and dating facts of Lagos Owerri and Abuja.

According to him, Lagos and Abuja are racing for the highest number of gay relationships, Owerri and Warri have the most population of teenagers exposed to early sex .

Read below..

"Crazy Sex and Dating Facts Of Lagos,Owerri and Abuja.
In Owerri, many ladies of 25 to 30 years might have to relocate because Owerri men like going for young girls of 15 to 23. And by men, I mean 30 to 50 years because in Owerri , guys of 20 to 30 are still boys.
Owerri and Warri have the most population of teenagers (13 to 17) exposed to early sex by consent while Warri and Lagos have the highest number of teenage rape cases.

Lagos is in abundance of everything.
Everyday, about 7 million rounds of sex happen in Lagos, however, lagos still has the highest number of people suffering from "konji" (Naija slang for sex starvation) Lagos also has the highest numbers of young and adult, male and female virgins.
Lagos has the highest number of people in friendzone. Young girls of 17 to 23 years friendzone everyone around their age, while distracted by guys 25 to 30. But the adult guys 25 to 30, friendzone them (after sex ofcourse) while going after adult ladies of 23 to 28. Meanwhile, the adult ladies of 23 to 28 friendzone everyone around their age while waiting for the mr rights of 30 to 40 or the sugar daddies of 40 to 65; but then, these older men are not seeking commitment so they prefer being escorted by really young girls of 17 to 23 years.
True or false? �
I believe it is because of these complications that made Lagosians the highest users of intimacy gadgets and also the city with the highest rate of masturbation.

The city of Abuja is testosterone infested. Men run the city like jungle animals. Cheating is almost normal and nobody, not even a wife can complain.
Abuja has a struggling number of reserved ladies - you have to either leave the city or stay strong fighting off young and old Alhajis.
Escort services are booming in and out of Abuja because Abuja has the highest number of young high class sex models.
Lagos and Abuja are racing for the highest number of gay relationships. But there is no race for the highest lesbian relationships; because, in Abuja, most girls seem to have an intimate girlfriend and I believe that's because Abuja has the highest number of really bored girls...#husbandmaterial #DairyOfPrettyMike #MakingMoneyMoves � #EkoMiamiOnMyMind ���"

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http://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/02/crazy-sex-and-dating-facts-of-lagos.html

All this crap just to seek attention ?


Who all this statistic Epp ??


FTC

And he knows abt all dis because?

No comment

Story who no like young girls. #OnuUgu

Just look at the nonsense making front page on Africa's largest online forum. This is disgusting and shameful

Thanks sir.

Im impressed with your analysis...

So ermm... How do we invest in this (as the statistics show) potentially profitable market?

The MODS have gone mad again. I don't even understand how to read this.

"Everyday, about 7 million rounds of sex happen in Lagos"

How did they arrive at these stats? Just really interested in how data was gathered and what data.

Mike matter weak me. Baba just dey dish out bread and butter stats to buttress him gibberish

what borders me is how a full grown man will seat down in front of his TV to watch big brother nija. I can't

Uhmmmm

Come to think of it, he made some good points.

See who is taking statistics. Person wey dey enslave women.

True

Thats what we see this days, stuffs like this makes headlines, while some of my health articles wch can benefit everyone never made headline.
Kwantinue

Check my signature

Kinda true if you see beyond his unnatural ways

Was habe ich gelesen?

Is Pretty Mike NL's largest funder? Why this BS on front page?

I blame Buhari for this

Will I remember this thread in the next 5 minutes? I doubt it.

Pretty mike. Lucky boy

Interesting to read but how did he come about his analysis.

13 - 17 ?Ashe na paedophile full owerri and igbo town

KrystosCJ:
Is Pretty Mike NL's largest funder? Why this BS on front page?

I honestly don't know but it's quite annoying that his rubbish takes prime spot on front page.

Ayodele70:
Lagos is in abundance of everything.
Everyday, about 7 million rounds of sex happen in Lagos, however, lagos still has the highest number of people suffering from "konji" (Naija slang for sex starvation) Lagos also has the highest numbers of young and adult, male and female virgins.

Lmao...Op, you tried but sharing how you conducted and arrived at this conclusion would help us relate your work. I still have doubt,

Almost every girl you meet in Owerri town is a commercial se.x hawker. Every street in the town has at least 3-4 chalets for resident prostitutes. It is dangerous to raise family in the town. It is equally highly dangerous to marry any girl that lives in Owerri because you might be marrying a professional commercial se.x hawker as a wife. People should beware.

...and he said Abuja girls are really bored girls while owerri girls are okp' *covers mouth, strolls out of thread*

Toeyoursea:
Mike matter weak me. Baba just dey dish out bread and butter stats to buttress him gibberish

If you argue dem go say where your stats.