"Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru - Christianity Etc (3) - Nairaland
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| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Maj196(m): 9:37pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
AishaBuhari:Wtf! I love this  1 Like |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by legislatively: 9:40pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
Some people obviously don't know the dentition of a Python. I can see just one piercing there |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by deebrownneymar: 9:44pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
All these lies straight from the put of hell. |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by deebrownneymar: 9:44pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
All these lies straight from the pit of hell. |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Nobody: 9:45pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
When did python start growing teeth... I spit on foreign religions I spit on Christianity |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by AishaBuhari: 9:51pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
delors:https://www.4shared.com/s/f1d822sWbce |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by delishpot: 9:52pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
Lies from the pit of hell. A python would NEVER leave a single tooth mark. Why have they started using children for staged miracles? The other time it was a boy who was sexually possessed now this boy with boil is being used. See what recession has caused. Waiting for the next child victim on the news. |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by punche(m): 9:53pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
Over to you Daddy Freeze.... Let's hear from you. |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by correctguy101(m): 9:56pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
Now, this is a really funny story. The spiritual teleporting python has just one tooth, I thought snakes have two fangs and a little fang below the major ones  oh sorry, my tea again, I'm losing it. "whispering":::::::::::: "it's a spiritual python" What do I even know self? An Infidel like myself  Sometimes ehn, you believers make it easy for people to scoff at you. WTF  |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Amadaz(m): 10:01pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
Mr pastor, next time don't frame events that are hard to believe, I understand you need the money but make it believeable okay? Over mumu dey worry ppl nowadays |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Amarabae(f): 10:03pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
AishaBuhari:OMG. You need to see how I am laughing now. So funny 1 Like |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by olisaEze(m): 10:08pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
AishaBuhari:Savage u are, chill u don't have!!  1 Like
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| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by correctguy101(m): 10:11pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
AishaBuhari:yieeeee Made me remember one of my best cartoons. Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever grow past cartoons. At this age, I still love cartoons Abeg, cartoon lovers, lemme see a finger in the air Lest I forget, you tagged them correctly Lalasticlala, ishilove hahahaha mynd44 (my hand no dey o) 1 Like |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Geeds: 10:20pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
see this man oooooo,,,,we still be pikinets
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| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by mich2012: 10:20pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
Hahaha Nigeria! |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Macpaul: 10:50pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
True analysis buh let us not dispute his testimony |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by delors(m): 10:54pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by brookz: 11:17pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
End Time Apostles and Lies be like 2nd Niger Bridge and Onitsha. |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by zabuur: 11:26pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
spongeisback:That is where u are wrong. Those u are referring to will always argue they aren't insane so they wont see d need to visit specialists. They make the world very interesting and make people like us believe we are actually better than a lot |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by tunde37(m): 11:28pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
I don't think this can happen on Nollywood ganself. who will help then do the effect of where a python will swallow a boy. and only teeth will be the prove. the woman need serious flogging. |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Nobody: 11:36pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
Sterope: looking for a jab? I won't give it to you until I read the story |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Nygma(m): 11:38pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
How will he start swallowing the boy close to the mother and driver on the road
Like if you think the pastor is related to Lie Mohammed |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Darey00(m): 11:44pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
AishaBuhari:Hehehe!! wetin consign lala if na pastor pikin e wan swallow, so far snake and pyton don dey equation |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Nobody: 12:01am On Feb 08, 2018 |
Sterope:What do you want me to say tempter. You have said its a miracle and what concerns me why must you know my opinion when you have concluded.One thing you don't know about tamethem is he is one person who finds it real hard to believe just any act as a miracle from God. Because if you gather all the pastors in Africa more than half are fake ppl. Many claiming called by God were called by hunger. So I don't go to prophets or pastors for prayers, I don't take my personal issues to them.I worship with a church and the day I suspect my pastor to be evil that day I stop finally going to church. To deny that people can turn to all manner of things through witchcraft is being ignorant and And to deny that a greater percentage of pastors are fake is being ignorant also, lots of the so called pastors are Scammers. Hunger is the reason they are pastors.So I don't believe many pastors I don't really know. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by shumuel(m): 12:03am On Feb 08, 2018 |
Grafixnuel:The meme you posted is not funny at all, it would have been if you had captioned it with something similar to that below 1. ''When the witches in Aba are having meeting to send Conte away'' 2. ''When Conte had over spoiled ticket for witches'' 3. ''When Aba witches has had enough of Conte'' 1 Like |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Grafixnuel(m): 12:34am On Feb 08, 2018 |
shumuel:thanks for the idea |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Karlosorji(m): 1:56am On Feb 08, 2018 |
You guyz dont understand. A spiritual snake that disappears doesnt need to break your bones before swallowing |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by redsun(m): 2:17am On Feb 08, 2018 |
| Mad people. |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by bennytrips27(m): 3:41am On Feb 08, 2018 |
spongeisback:theres nothing new under the sun and remember perilous times is here. As much as I doubt the story, I think it might be real. |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Nobody: 5:10am On Feb 08, 2018*. Modified: 2:08pm On Feb 11, 2018 |
Smh |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by fredoooooo: 7:57am On Feb 08, 2018 |
Ori yin o pe sir |
| Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by marticeus(m): 7:59am On Feb 08, 2018 |
The biggest of all liars are the pastors, they lie to everything including to themselves and continue to pretend that will happen. |
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