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Inamoto he's a Japanese player

placeofallure:
I remember the Dutch player, Vennegoor of Hesselink (what a name) He played for PSV Eindhoven and Netherlands.

"VennegoorofHesselink" the longest name I've seen in football. I knew when he was playing in Celtic

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I've always wondered why a soccer player is called Immobile , like does he just stay in one spot

Declan Rice, A former Chelsea youth player now on the books of westham....

Escobar.... Own goal
Bernt Haas

Mark de man

John stones

David Goofwillie


Peter Pander

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Bongo Christ

Forget Jesus Christ, Bongo Christ is the new name on the block. The Congolese striker played for a host of clubs including Hannover 96 and SV Wilhelmshaven. When next you’re scared just say the name ‘Bongo’.

FORGET YOUR LIFE

Gary Speed, yet was never fast
Taribo WEST, yet didn't come from the west

I have seen the following names in the great round leather game...


Toyota, Yamaha, Honda, Stone and even ...Jesus.

Southgate

Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo
the brother of Romelu Lukalu of manchester united.

Most of them are not British or English so there pronunciation is different blind is pronounced asblint while James Rodriguez is pronounced asAmes Rodriguez, coutious is pronounced as cotua n so on

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DID YOU MISS OUT NIGERIAN PLAYER BY NAME KOFARMATA (WOMEN'S DOOR) IN HAUSA. I KEEP WONDERING WHICH OF THE DOORS

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Muhammadu Buhari


As far as anyone knows, Buhari is a Nigerian footballer in the 1970s, there is by all accounts thin confirmation of his existence but was certainly included in any case. The two name choices are controversial and confusing that is the reason we are having problem in the country.

you no well lol

Hahaha. Arsenal can never play again with Dicks out. Hilarious.

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John Dick

Johnny, Don’t be a dick! Well, this is extraordinarily amusing, John played more than 250 games for Arsenal during the mid 1900 ‘s. In an extremely well-known article, a daily newspaper in London printed the headline saying “ARSENAL TO PLAY TOMORROW WITH DICKS OUT“. As hilarious as it might sound, it went ahead to be a huge joke, which wasn’t forgotten for a long time!

temmydee181:
tank u my sister. I av been racking my brain jez to qet dat quy'z name.
i cudnt plc it well. I remember he also played for Hull City.

Can't forget the name. I was so amused the first time I saw it. My kid brother and I used to wonder what kinda name that is and laugh it off! It's like saying Oba of Lagos...

Windass

Zem flenty naa.
Jan Venegoor of Hesselink wey en name dey cover shirt.
Julian Dicks.
Junichi Inamoto. Yes. In-er-motor.
Surprise Moriri of South Africa.
Them much oo.

Venegoor Of Hasselink.


OP this should be number 1

Stephen by water.

Good one op names like 1.Declan Rice 2. Ryan Shaw cross 3. Mark Fish 4. kesuike Honda 5. Hazard 6. John Stones 7. Ramadan 9. Mosquito 10. Bebe 11. Simon Cook

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Muhammadu Buhari


As far as anyone knows, Buhari is a Nigerian footballer in the 1970s, there is by all accounts thin confirmation of his existence but was certainly included in any case. The two name choices are controversial and confusing that is the reason we are having problem in the country.

Hun hun

Nigeria is really a great Continent

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Danger Fourpence

Fourpence is a Zimbabwean player who plays for Kiglon Bird FC. He really does sound like a character from one of James Bond film: “The game is up Fourpence” (If you didn’t say that in Sean Connery’s voice then you are not my friend, Unfortunately, he is better known for his funny name rather than his footballing abilities. Fourpence gets an extra bonus for being the best named among a team of staggering funny names.

Here are some of the funny names that featured in Fourpence’s team:

Cunning Muzuva, Raymond Undi, Blessing Makunike, Marvel Samaneka, Heavens Chinyama, Givemore Manuella, Gift Makolonio, Method Mwanyazi, Limited Chicafa and Zambian Laughter Chilembe.

It seems Zimbabweans have the weirdest and most abstract names in the world.
You hear them bear names like Surprise, Method, Cunning, Glory, Givemore, Limited, Power, Foreign, Hardlife, Knowledge, Ocean, Knox, Talent etc. They even bear names of popular places around the world.
I think Nigerians and Zambians are gradually following their footsteps too.

Arsenal to play tomorrow without Dicks

thorrvik55:
that headline was as a result of John's injury. Because of how hilarious it sounded, Arsenal later asked the newspaper to change the headline and they changed it to "ARSENAL TO PLAY WITH DICKS OUT"

Brendan Galoway

Sard:
It seems Zimbabweans have the weirdest and most abstract names in the world.
You hear them bear names like Surprise, Method, Cunning, Glory, Givemore, Limited, Power, Foreign, Hardlife, Knowledge, Ocean, Knox, Talent etc. They even bear names of popular places around the world.
I think Nigerians and Zambians are gradually following their footsteps too.

them go learn from ijaws... My friend's surname is electric.

David Seaman, Reece Oxford...oyinbo self ehn

Nigerians too don dey copy them with names like Destiny, Divine, Peculiar, Bonaventure, Felicita....fvcking awkward

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Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink (written like that at the back of his jersey)

engrkaz:
them go learn from ijaws... My friend's surname is electric.

Electric? Very bizarre.

Charlie Husband of Norwich City

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As an Igbo man I think the worst name there is that of Benjani Nwaruraru.

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John Dick

Johnny, Don’t be a dick! Well, this is extraordinarily amusing, John played more than 250 games for Arsenal during the mid 1900 ‘s. In an extremely well-known article, a daily newspaper in London printed the headline saying “ARSENAL TO PLAY TOMORROW WITH DICKS OUT“. As hilarious as it might sound, it went ahead to be a huge joke, which wasn’t forgotten for a long time!

Me: John, are you a dick?
John: yes...of course I am a Dick

Johnny, Don’t be a dick! Well, this is extraordinarily amusing, John played more than 250 games for Arsenal during the mid 1900 ‘s. In an extremely well-known article, a daily newspaper in London printed the headline saying “ARSENAL TO PLAY TOMORROW WITH DICKS OUT“. As hilarious as it might sound, it went ahead to be a huge joke, which wasn’t forgotten for a long time!
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