₦airaland Forum

achiever12:
Your cursed father is rich, yet you, his son, turned to an empty rabblerouser on nairaland? Your father must be a useless man to have failed to do his duty as a father on your wasted life.

Since your nitwit brain says a man can be jobless even if rich, then your immmbecile father too is probably a jobless dumb idiot.

Andrewgame42:
I blame your stupid parents for this nonsense you are writing especially that your ashawo mother , if they had enough sense they would have thought u well, n never to mess with your superior online, but look what we have here? You are even buying celebrity matter for your head because you mind your business! Animal

achiever12:
If your immbecile father had heeded my warning and used condom or if your prostitutee mother had aborted your shameful pregnancy, the world would have been saved from the disappointment your useless life has become

godfatherx:
Police & power, the greatest problems of Nigeria.

Let me explain
POLICE: not until we have an incorruptible police force, we are going nowhere. We may still have 1 bad egg in a crate, but the remaining 29 will be able to fish him out. Criminals should never get away with crimes, big or small.
But if the police continue to "babysit" the rich in a relatively safe place like Lagos yet troubled spots in Benue don't even have any police patrol because IG, AIGs, DIGs & co are all corrupt...

POWER: I mean power supply - we have lots of craftmen and entrepreneurs in this country, but erratic power supplies and high cost of alternatives (generators, solar panels & inverters) have frustrated them out of business, hence these frustrations. Constant power supply will cut unemployment by over 75%.

Like Alibaba says, "wetin I know self?".

I'm just thinking aloud

Andrewgame42:
If not for joblessness what are you standing on the road for, who send you that work.

Thats all i will tell you since you cannot speak the truth about what's going on in our country using your platform and success that is all I have to say to you.... Useless celebrities... Go abroad and see how celebs dey help talk for the masses

To call buhari name dey fear you?

autojosh:
From 0 - 10, how many police escorts do you think a rich man should have?

Alibaba shared his experience with a very big man who was spotted on the street of Lagos with 10 police escorts.

He said..

"I spent 3 hours today directing traffic today on Alfred Rewane Road. The drivers obeyed until 3 gun trotting policemen jumped down from these 2 escort vehicles... to do their priority traffic control. Told one of the officers to take it easy. Because if I had not been there helping with the traffic they wouldn't have made it this far. "OGA DEY HURRY". Really? Who be your Oga?.. I walked up to the vehicle and asked OGA to wind down. But another set of 3 armed policemen, alighted from the escort PRADO... By which time the gun brandishing officers had made way for our very very very important personality. He had to be very very very important. 10 security details attached to one man. Out of a depleted police force of less than 2 million officers. Anyway... What do I know? Shebi I am just a comedian?"


When you become a big man, how many police escorts will you have? Tell us in the comment section.

https://autojosh.com/comedian-alibaba-shares-experience-big-man-10-police-escorts/