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A man who got arrested by the police has narrated an incident that saw him behind bars following a sex with girlfriend whose dog bit him on the penis .
His experience made him condemn an instance where family dogs are left to roam the width of a house when a visitor is being received.

That might have prevented the canine attack or not.

”See i’m tired… First of all let me send out a warning. If you know you have a dog in your compound, please chain it if you are expecting a visitor. That’s how a friend of mine invited me over for knacks. She usually do come over to my place, but this time she said her parents travelled so i should come. I happily went.

On getting there i saw a big dog at the gate. I was like “this una dog no sabi wear chain ?” and she said the dog is friendly. It’s thunder that will stike her and the dog, let me finish first. She managed to chase the dog away so i can enter the house.


When i got in, i saw another puppy and was like nawa o. You too like dogs and she said they are her best friends. Well, she did twerk dance for me then asked if i have porn in my phone that we should try crazy things.

From porn i started fingering her, she too started moaning loud and my dick started getting hard.


The little puppy just stood on the floor looking. Jokes apart the looks were suspicious. She asked me to give her head, i pulled her panties and sucked her pu33y.

Used my tongue to play her clit which got her vibrating. The whole pre-intimacy got so intense that we just had to do it in the sitting room without minding if the door was open or not.


Although the gate was locked. Well, this girl is a very loud moaner and while we were f**king, she started moaning very loud and i was like should i stop she was like no baby please do not. I continued.


Her moaning increased and i asked again but she said she was enjoying it, i continued. We f**ked for a while and while she was about to cum she started shouting like a possesed human.

Body Vibrating and lound moans to the point that the puppy started barking but we ignored him.


She started moaning and the dog started banging, we ignored it till we came and the moment she stopped moaning, the barking stopped.

So now it got to the time i was about going, i saw the big dog outsiide and asked her to chase it inside his doghouse. The dog saw me and started barking at me.

She went to take it in and the dog barked at her, she tried petting the dog but the dog rather tried to bite her.


She got scared and ran inside. If the owner of a dog could run away, who am i yo stay? I followed her inside and the dog ran after us.

It was not funny mehn, stupid girl ran into the room and locked the dog leaving me and the dog in the sitting room, this stupid dog was barking and i started jumping chairs, dribbling the dog.


The puppy joined in an came for me from the other side while i was turning around. This time i had to run outside and jump fence into another compound.

Didn’t know i was jumping from frying pan to fire. I landed in a police officer’s compound. 2 bull dogs on chains saw me and started barking.


The owner of the house came outsid, saw me, made phone calls and some policement came to pick me, i was like my own don end.

I slept in the cell that night till the next day, In the morning, the owner of the house came and that’s when i found out he is a police officer.

He said I came to rob him. I had to beg and explained what happened to him, We both went to the girl’s house with handcuff on me.

She then explained how their dog misbehaved yesterday making me jump the fence and all.

She had checked the gate and was still locked so she became worried until now that we came.

We had to plead with the officer to forgive me o.

I paid 15k for bail and i got released. When i got home, she sent me a text saying ‘i’m sorry baby’. Sorry for yourself,” the narrator wrote according to JoelsBlog

How many of you had a good laugh!!!


News by JoelsBlog
https://joelsblog.com.ng/dog-bites-mans-pnis-during-sex/

Read full story here: https://joelsblog.com.ng/dog-bites-mans-pnis-during-sex/

Joke aside...


I don't get it why some bitches moan so loud as if they we're possessed?

I used to have a a housemate that every time her bf visits her, we all know they are fvckiing coz she moan so loud & juz talk nasty

QueenSuccubus:
Joke aside...


I don't get it why some bitches moan so loud as if they we're possessed?

I used to have a a housemate that every time her bf visits her, we all know they are fvckiing coz she moan so loud & juz talk nasty

Whats sex without loud moans?


Infact it should be illegal for a babe not to moan loud if shes being banged..

I mean do you know d kinda work d guy is doing, you should appreciate and encourage him with loud moans..

Anything thats worth doing is worth doing well

QueenSuccubus:
Joke aside...


I don't get it why some bitches moan so loud as if they we're possessed?

I used to have a a housemate that every time her bf visits her, we all know they are fvckiing coz she moan so loud & juz talk nasty

one-day try sometimes rough hard sex

Martin0:
one-day try sometimes rough hard sex

There are many different types of moan but if a bitch moans that someone is like killing her while being possessed by a huge diccck then that's a turn off ooo...

I like those sexy moan with lots of dirty talks...

Rough hard sex u say? Hahahahahaha...don't lemme spill it here

QueenSuccubus:


There are many different types of moan but if a bitch moans that someone is like killing her while being possessed by a huge diccck then that's a turn off ooo...
really ...

I like those sexy moan with lots of dirty talks...
bad girl

Rough hard sex u say? Hahahahahaha...don't lemme spill it here

yeah I said so spill it out

Martin0:
yeah I said so spill it out

Hahahahaah...juz tell me if want some early morning goodies too..but it's only delivered every wee hours.

So the dog didnt bite him afterall

Hilarious really.


Apparantly, they all had fun.

The guy, the gurl, the dogs, the police(bail cash).

Lol

QueenSuccubus:




Hahahahaah...juz tell me if want some early morning goodies too..but it's only delivered every wee hours.

OK I want some madam

Martin0:
OK I want some madam

Chaaaaii...see teeth when u smile. .. I know u want some goodies too..u nottie boi

The dog too wan Bleep nah Body nobi firewood

QueenSuccubus:
Chaaaaii...see teeth when u smile. .. I know u want some goodies too..u nottie boi

hahahahah hahahahah hahahahah chai I like you u always make me laugh

you make me laugh like some ladies here shayshay and biac this ladies always crack me up especially shaybbaby

Martin0:
hahahahah hahahahah hahahahah chai I like you u always make me laugh

you make me laugh like some ladies here shayshay and biac this ladies always crack me up especially shaybbaby

Just passing

biacan:
Just passing

I sight you eee

Martin0:
I sight you eee

I can see you just concluded your third round

That's how a friend of mine invited me over for Knacks

The Knacks part

biacan:
I can see you just concluded your third round

with who

Martin0:
with who

You nor nah

Martin0:
with who

You nor nah

biacan:
You nor nah

Your own dey ya body

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MissyB3
Fynestboi
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BadBlaize:
Whats sex without loud moans?


Infact it should be illegal for a babe not to moan loud if shes being banged..

I mean do you know d kinda work d guy is doing, you should appreciate and encourage him with loud moans..

Anything thats worth doing is worth doing well

It can be very uncomfortable its like the whole world can hear you

ibkkk:

Na this kind thing dey sweet you die - yar duniya kawai