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How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by CastedAyo(op): 6:20am On Mar 23, 2018
It's very easy to know the age of a woman on her traditional wedding day...

18-21 years: There will be little or no dancing. Rather, the bride and her mother will be hugging each other and crying.

22-25 years: Only the bride will be dancing while the mother will sit and watch with wet eyes and forced back tears.

26-30 years: Both mother and daughter will be dancing with all their might and strength.

31-35 years: Daughter, mother and father will be trying to outdo each other on the dancing arena

36 years and above: The father o, mother o, brothers o, sisters o, and the entire extended family will take over the dancing arena.

cc; donstan18 lefulefu ubunja

Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by izzou(m): 6:30am On Mar 23, 2018
You want to start this morning baa?

undecided

Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by Nobody: 7:08am On Mar 23, 2018
angry

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Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by Nobody: 7:30am On Mar 23, 2018
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Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by tooth4tooth: 7:39am On Mar 23, 2018
Abeg I nor fit laugh grin
Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by ubunja(m): 7:39am On Mar 23, 2018
the shìt is getting real. just look how everyone is celebrating when the 36 yr grandma finally wins a lotto lol. even the pastor is dancing.
i never consider any girl above 22 worthy of marriage. a woman has to choose between career and marriage. coz no man will want that pvssy after every loser has pounded it right through college and university right up to graduation. its damaged goods.
women are using education as a whòre phase.
Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by jacyhelen(f): 7:42am On Mar 23, 2018
Hahahahhahahahah..Lmao...my belle ooooo..chaiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by KingsleyCEO: 8:37am On Mar 23, 2018
When Bubu finally leaves 2019. We will all dance like the bride was 36 years and above.

Bubu you're gone.
PVC is ready!
Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by datola: 8:37am On Mar 23, 2018
Hilarious
Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by tobtap: 8:37am On Mar 23, 2018
lolzzz cool cool
Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by kinggenesis(m): 8:38am On Mar 23, 2018
And there will always be one family member that will appear like the man below. grin grin grin

Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by engrobidigbo: 8:38am On Mar 23, 2018
Modified
CastedAyo:
It's very easy to know the age of a woman on her traditional wedding day...

18-21 years: There will be little or no dancing. Rather, the bride and her mother will be hugging each other and crying.

22-25 years: Only the bride will be dancing while the mother will sit and watch with wet eyes and forced back tears.

26-30 years: Both mother and daughter will be dancing with all their might and strength.

31-35 years: Daughter, mother and father will be trying to outdo each other on the dancing arena

36-40years: The father o, mother o, brothers o, sisters o, and the entire extended family will take over the dancing arena.

41 years and above: The ancestors will join her entire village to be dancing atilogu dance wink

cc; donstan18 lefulefu ubunja
Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by nairavsdollars(f): 8:38am On Mar 23, 2018
Lies
Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by Nobody: 8:38am On Mar 23, 2018
haha op u sabi am well well grin
Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by amiibaby(f): 8:39am On Mar 23, 2018
Hmmmm
Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by Gebbson007(m): 8:39am On Mar 23, 2018
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Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by Nobody: 8:39am On Mar 23, 2018
Mtcheeeeeeeeeew.... Not even funny at all tongue
Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by paymentvoucher:
Toast to all Slay Mamas most especially NOLLYWOOD ACTRESSES.

I didn't mention names oo
Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by Truckpusher(m): 8:41am On Mar 23, 2018
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Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by Mrindependence: 8:41am On Mar 23, 2018
The family of the lady that is above 36 would dance better than Michael Jackson because they are happy to let go. Watch out... The mother's moves would be as if she went to a dance school for ten years.
Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by TruthTella(m): 8:41am On Mar 23, 2018
Why do nairaland boys like acting as if men don't desire or crave marriage like women?

FOH with this bullshit thread
Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by Nobody: 8:41am On Mar 23, 2018
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I Don die
Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by dubai4eva: 8:42am On Mar 23, 2018
CastedAyo:
It's very easy to know the age of a woman on her traditional wedding day...

18-21 years: There will be little or no dancing. Rather, the bride and her mother will be hugging each other and crying.

22-25 years: Only the bride will be dancing while the mother will sit and watch with wet eyes and forced back tears.

26-30 years: Both mother and daughter will be dancing with all their might and strength.

31-35 years: Daughter, mother and father will be trying to outdo each other on the dancing arena

36 years and above: The father o, mother o, brothers o, sisters o, and the entire extended family will take over the dancing arena.

cc; donstan18 lefulefu ubunja
nice one op cheesy
Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by bjayx:
Kinda true...

Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by pyyxxaro: 8:42am On Mar 23, 2018
32 and above


Even their dog and village masquerade go de dance shaku shuku grin
Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by Fortunehunter(m): 8:43am On Mar 23, 2018
From 40-49yrs, the bride and family will be willing to sponsor the wedding.
Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by Nobody: 8:43am On Mar 23, 2018
iam a living witness to this. a close neighbour of mine nearly danced her life out on her trado, God knows the numbers of vigils and crusade she attended before the hubby finally comes.....

Dem just dey do shakara for Nothing
Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by Kingdolo(m): 8:44am On Mar 23, 2018
grin grin grin
Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by sekundosekundo: 8:44am On Mar 23, 2018
Nonsense
Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by oshdam2015: 8:44am On Mar 23, 2018
This is serious.Lol
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