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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by dust144(m): 4:05pm On Mar 28, 2018

Still English

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Biggaboi(m): 4:06pm On Mar 28, 2018

Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by ruggedtimi(m): 4:06pm On Mar 28, 2018

Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by tlops(m): 4:06pm On Mar 28, 2018

Reverse back

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Newpride(m): 4:06pm On Mar 28, 2018

When other countries are advancing seriously on science and technology, see where we are advancing to.

No wonder, our leaders are messing up big time because they know the masses arent serious.
Shame on Nigerians

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by enjoy1100: 4:07pm On Mar 28, 2018

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by hyzich(m): 4:07pm On Mar 28, 2018

what's wrong with *who is the last person on the queue*?

please i want to know because i say that alot.

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Masama: 4:07pm On Mar 28, 2018

Tracypacy:
I stopped wearing (sexy) thongs, because they are painful as hell, always caused chafing & injury, and uncomfortable too. Men walk around in full shorts underneath their pants, and convince us that regular comfortable underwear are "granny panties". Emancipate!

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Kingdolo(m): 4:07pm On Mar 28, 2018

Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Fkhalifa(m): 4:07pm On Mar 28, 2018

Remember the son of who you are

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Masama: 4:08pm On Mar 28, 2018

hyzich:
what's wrong with *who is the last person on the queue*?

please i want to know because i say that alot.

Nothing wrong with it. It's correct

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Follygunners: 4:08pm On Mar 28, 2018

NeeKlaus:
Me(about to enter an elevator): Excuse me, Ma. Are you going down?

Elderly Deeper Life woman( in the elevator): GOD FORBIDDDD! I will never go down in JESUS' NAME! He that reigneth in me is greater than he that is in the world. Financial upliftment is my portion. My family will never lack. Our table will over runneth with milk and honey directly from the Fountain of God.

Me:

For sure.. this is certainly to crack ribs else, Deeper Lifers aren't too concerned abt the materials and financial blessings like other churches.. undecided

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Badgers14: 4:08pm On Mar 28, 2018

Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by hyzich(m): 4:08pm On Mar 28, 2018

Masama:
Nothing wrong with it. It's correct

Thanks!

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Holywizard: 4:10pm On Mar 28, 2018

Make I enter, Even if say na the tip and I no go move my body. I just want to leave it inside to see how wet and cold it is inside

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Nobody: 4:12pm On Mar 28, 2018

hyzich:
what's wrong with *who is the last person on the queue*?

please i want to know because i say that alot.

but u are talking to the last person, na!

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by TroubleMaker47(m): 4:13pm On Mar 28, 2018

9ja person; Give me Jik

Me; Brings Jik

9ja person; No give me Hypo Jik

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Blackfire(m): 4:14pm On Mar 28, 2018

Khd95:
FOR ATM QUE

-MADAM PLS EPP ME SHIFT BACK SMALL
-I CANNOT SHIFT BACKER THAN THIS OO,THIS IS THE BACKEST I CAN SHIFT,SOMEBODY IS ALREADY IN FRONT OF MY BACK

Guy this one happened in iwo road, where me and my friend came to withdraw money at the ATM.

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Follygunners: 4:14pm On Mar 28, 2018

"Sit down"... na pure tautology! undecided

It's simply "Sit" cool

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by hyzich(m): 4:16pm On Mar 28, 2018

Werewolf18:
but u are talking to the last person, na!

not really, it is just a question directed to anybody on the queue and sometimes the last person is always resting under one tree..lol

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Nobody: 4:17pm On Mar 28, 2018

hyzich:
not really, it is just a question directed to anybody on the queue and sometimes the last person is always resting under one tree..lol

lol, right

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Nobody: 4:17pm On Mar 28, 2018

I will not have chance tomorrow

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by rhythyson: 4:18pm On Mar 28, 2018

Wahala Dey

Walahi

inside bus: my change

intoto

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by empressonassis(f): 4:19pm On Mar 28, 2018

"Write-up". I think it's only in Nigeria that they speak this English.

Also I called u "severally" last night.

Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Nobody: 4:19pm On Mar 28, 2018

Come and be going.

I cannot come and kill myself

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by DMainMan: 4:20pm On Mar 28, 2018

In football

Escobar

Zangalo

leg over

over d bar

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by esiri4jesu(m): 4:21pm On Mar 28, 2018

Bros wetin dey.
You wan try.
Go come
You too much
Alarm dey blow
Casala don burst
Yawah don gas

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by GuidoVanRossum: 4:23pm On Mar 28, 2018

hyzich:
what's wrong with *who is the last person on the queue*?

please i want to know because i say that alot.

Sometimes, the response you get is what makes it hilarious.

I will never be the last person in Jesus name.

Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by onotiemoria(m): 4:23pm On Mar 28, 2018

Come to the centre of the middle...I'm there waiting for u

Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by lacidi: 4:23pm On Mar 28, 2018

I was 'opportuned' to watch the match.

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Follygunners: 4:24pm On Mar 28, 2018

The funny thing is Americans also have their own stupid (informal) grammar... and Ebonics spoken by Akata pple..

"I ain't giving you no money" grin

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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by GuidoVanRossum: 4:24pm On Mar 28, 2018

One funny Nigeria English is...

There is fuel scarcity. This only make sense in Nigeria.

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