Eruditor:


On average Pep spends 30m or less on players. You are the MENSA guy. Divide the total figure by the number of players..

My friend we came here to troll, not argue nonsense with you.

I am meant to believe Pep spends less than £30m per player when the only 4 first-team players he has signed for less than £30m are Danilo, Bravo, Gundogan and Jesus.

Were you counting youth team players and loanees to come up with your average?

Eruditor and Raumdeuter please come join me....



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Ibime:



My friend we came here to troll, not argue nonsense with you.

I am meant to believe Pep spends less than £30m per player when the only 4 first-team players he has signed for less than £30m are Danilo, Bravo, Gundogan and Jesus.

Were you counting youth team players and loanees to come up with your average?

But they added the unused players in Brazil and Spain to the 448M abi?

raumdeuter:


Lewandoski ran up 4 goals on him as coach of Madrid. Thats the only CL where 1 player scored 4 goals in 90mins

The score was 4-3 regardless of what Lewandowski did.

Klopp vs Mourinho - 4:3

Klopp vs Pep - 5:1

Pep is the only world class coach that habitually lose by 5 goal scorelines . . .Sheikh better sign Messi for him next season.

Ibime:


The score was 4-3 regardless of what Lewandowski did.

Klopp vs Mourinho - 4:3

Klopp vs Pep - 5:1

Pep is the only world class coach that habitually lose by 5 goal scorelines . . .Sheikh better sign Messi for him next season.

2 late goals by RM when tie was done and dusted.

Pep lost by that margin to bad refereeing.

Ibime:


When will Pep not lose 5-0 or 7-0 if his players are not head and shoulders above the opposition.

The job of a coach is to set up tactics to defeat opposition that may be better player for player. . . .but it seems Fraudiolas only job description is to beat teams his players are better than. . . or get disgraced 5-0 or 7-0 if his players are not clearly better.

When will Mou stop being Pep's sideman? Or better still when will He achieve His main objective at united which is to Win a Major Trophy?

All this nah jagbanjatis. Leave thrash for lawma. The Job of a coach is to set up His team to defeat his opponent using any legal means/tactics possible. And as their head to head results shows, Pep is ahead of Mou in this regard. All the extra you've added is just "Jara". See why I said you should lay off Fish and Chips for a bit?

No Messi, no ref
And the great Spanish Fraud strikes again

Well well well. I was one of those who felt ManShiity could still do something and then again the excuse was that they were "distracted". Yeah, distractiion is a terrible thing. ManShiity need half a billion pounds more or maybe more to block the distraction. Failure though is the right word as of now. Shioor.

Anyways, my cousin is hosting a party right now in London. She is in a fantastic mood. We gast to party hard.

Eruditor:


2 late goals by RM when tie was done and dusted.

Pep lost by that margin to bad refereeing.

Nothing like that. One more goal and RM woulda qualified.

Pep must have lost by bad refereeing to Madrid, Barca and Liverpool.

Since he left Messi, bad referees must have been chasing him upandan.

As if the worst referee of all time (Ovebro) is not the reason he made his name.

Eruditor:


2 late goals by RM when tie was done and dusted.

Pep lost by that margin to bad refereeing.

Ehn!? Wetin?? Take it easy braaah.....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9TU7kHw2Bk

At the end of both matches, I literally had a raging boner.
This night is the closest I've come to replicating the euphoria of that memorable night (and Raumdeuter's nightmare) in Munich.

Just saw this somewhere

Let’s all enjoy Barca’s elimination with a delicious Thai curry meal

Chelseafan1:


How many goals did the World record Neymar score for his new team b4 getting bundled out of Europe?

Which round did he get Psg to?

6 in UCL more than messi

29 in all comps in 31 matches....Na injury cut his season short but world cup still dey

Eruditor:


I can bring a link o. I am not reducing any figure. Pep is fortifying to build a dynasty and he is on course for 2 trophies this year.

Don't bring any yeye link. He has spent 529m according to transfermrkt website.

chic2pimp:


The so called Best DM is currently sitting pretty at the top of the La Liga Table.

He must be sitting on a table tennis table, because that's where you may see a single player's effort lifting the trophy.

Sulemana is also sitting on burnthisleaguedown table, while Ronaldo is under the laliga table, where busquets sits. Dayo don infect you.

airmark:


Don't bring any yeye link. He has spent 529m according to transfermrkt website.

In pounds or dollars or euros?

Eruditor:


In pounds or dollars or euros?

Zimbabwean dollars

Ibime:



Since he left Messi, bad referees must have been chasing him upandan.

As if the worst referee of all time (Ovebro) is not the reason he made his name.

When will lordfalcao ever make a sensible and humorous post like this?

Eruditor:


In pounds or dollars or euros?

It's in Mexican pesos bro

Eruditor:


In pounds or dollars or euros?

Euros

Nihilstjnr:


It's in Mexican pesos bro

Zambian kwachas

Eruditor:


In pounds or dollars or euros?

Cedis

Unlimited22:

Zambian kwachas

Or maybe Sudanese pounds

FBS:
Well well well. I was one of those who felt ManShiity could still do something and then again the excuse was that they were "distracted". Yeah, distractiion is a terrible thing. ManShiity need half a billion pounds more or maybe more to block the distraction. Failure though is the right word as of now. Shioor.

Anyways, my cousin is hosting a party right now in London. She is in a fantastic mood. We gast to party hard.

Raumdeuter we need to go to London and relax. No need to go to Manchester, no pogba, no distraction.

Ibime:


Nothing like that. One more goal and RM woulda qualified.

Pep must have lost by bad refereeing to Madrid, Barca and Liverpool.

Since he left Messi, bad referees must have been chasing him upandan.

As if the worst referee of all time (Ovebro) is not the reason he made his name.

You mentioned Liverpool and I said he lost by THAT margin. I was referring to the LFC game.

Since he left Messi how many has Messi won?

Forget talk. Ovrebo gave Barca an undeserved red to a wrong player when they were already losing both on the day and on aggregate to one of the best Chelsea sides ever. See all the odds he used to help Barca.

Meanwhile, Mou needed how many goals to beat Sevilla?

Eruditor:


You mentioned Liverpool and I said he lost by THAT margin. I was referring to the LFC game.

Since he left Messi how many has Messi won?

Forget talk. Ovrebo gave Barca an undeserved red to a wrong player when they were already losing both on the day and on aggregate to one of the best Chelsea sides ever. See all the odds he used to help Barca.

Meanwhile, Mou needed how many goals to beat Sevilla?

I hope you're keeping hydrated with all this tears you're shedding.

I don't want to read on the frontpage tommorow about how a Barka fan in Kenya cried himself to death.

Eruditor:

Forget talk. Ovrebo gave Barca an undeserved red to a wrong player when they were already losing both on the day and on aggregate to one of the best Chelsea sides ever. See all the odds he used to help Barca.

Abidal that should have been sent off early in the game for last man penalty. Leave old talks.

Eruditor:

Meanwhile, Mou needed how many goals to beat Sevilla?

Mou has never been disgraced in UCL unlike Pep has in every massive UCL game since he left Messi.

Losing to Sevilla can never be worse than taking an L to Donkeyoko.

na Pep I for make that airmax bet with sef

ghen ghen lordfalcao is here....

airmark:


Euros

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/pep-guardiola/spielertransfers/trainer/5672/plus/0?station_id=128184

In Pounds. 471M but that includes:Douglas Luiz, Marlos Moreno, Gerónimo Rulli, Jack Harrison and Olarenwaju Kayode (all totaling 28M pounds).

471-28=443M.

Abi are those players Emenalo signings?

Nihilstjnr:
ghen ghen lordfalcao is here....

WAR START!!!

Eruditor:


https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/pep-guardiola/spielertransfers/trainer/5672/plus/0?station_id=128184

In Pounds. 471M but that includes:Douglas Luiz, Marlos Moreno, Gerónimo Rulli, Jack Harrison and Olarenwaju Kayode (all totaling 28M pounds).

471-28=443M.

Abi are those players Emenalo signings?

Guy take this extra L for no reason, no charge.

Courtesy of the house.