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Below is the reason why a Twitter user wants Yoruba men to be added to the list of natural disasters like hurricane, earthquakes etc.

”Yoruba men should be added to the list of natural disasters we have in Nigeria!

So ma girl met this dude on IG sometime last year ending I guess, Yoruba but based in Canada. She wasn’t so into him and all but he was on her case, mans was “in love”.

When she told me how old he was I was like hol’up hol’up… What Yoruba dude, this fine and established is ever single at 37… These dudes start getting married when they discover one strand of pubic hair down south.

She goes… “He’s legit, he got a daughter though but they’re not together with the mother”. I wanted to tell her so bad, but I thought she wasn’t so into him so no need to fuss yeah?!

Weeks and months go by and baby girl is in love… How aunty? Bhet why do you wanna leave germo na? There was this really hot hot German guy(African) who would do anything just so she’s got a smile on her face bet no, she wants a demon!

So this weekend after I endured all the “I am in love” “oh my boyfriend this, my boyfriend that” from her I advised we put on our FBI goggles and make sure she wasn’t about to make a big mistake. Unku was already asking her for to send dowry list! I know its not funny

She’s not the snooping around type so I begged to do it for her… I’m a pro mehn. Cook a badass meal, feed a nigga good he sleeps like a baby. You can unlock his phone with his soul sef. Lol. This case, had to do some digging on every social media he’s on.

Ladies and gentlemen of twitter I am tired of typing… We all know how this ends. The tagline shouldn’t be “men are scum” anymore. It should be “Yoruba men are scum”. Scummiest of all scums!!!

I’ve helped her unblock our German bae… They’ve been on the phone an hour now, she’s been crying and he’s been so supportive and caring in her time of loss. She lost her grams at the ripe age of 89… 4yrs ago. But he don’t know that!”.

https://www.wotzup.ng/yoruba-men-added-list-natural-disasters/

Yoruba demons

Both the story teller and her friend are very stupid. My only annoyance is that the yoruba guy didn't fvck the two friends hardly.

It's no longer 'Men are scum', it's now 'Yoruba men are scum'. She actually tagged it Yoruba so as to get support from some tribal bigotic men from other tribes, but sorry to disappoint her as an IGBO guy, I refused be deceived by a typical Nigerian lady with her method of gaining sympathy and playing victim.

You left your german(African) guy without minding how heartbroken he was, without minding what he tagged Nigerian women, without minding the disgrace and embarrassment you caused him before his people, and here you are forming victim of a Yoruba demonic angel..... You both are simply mad.


All I need is an opportunity to be that German guy now, i'll accept you back, come for introduction for marriage, then promise to build a new house for your parents by removing the roof of their house and then run away.

You dare not eat your cake and have it!
Nigerian hoes must be humble and loyal!
Bitches must learn to close their legs!
Nice guys must be valued by hoes!
Bad guyz must be praised for their dope doings.

C'omon will you both get d'fvck outta here.

one strand of pubic hair

yoruba demons are coming for you

Im not the type of person to guess what happened after the digging...


I want a full details of the digging No be hypothesis everything ooo..

And who's this german guy? Is this the same yoruba demon who pretend to be a german or another yoruba demon?

Trust a Yoruba guy at your own peril

Must all cheating men be yoruba demons?

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Wow so she is allowed to break this germo's guy heart,but a demon cannot do same abi...smh

That is not true
Yoruba men are good and I plan on marrying one

That's the code bro... Got her head over heel with you, before revealing the koko. By then she'd been trap to leave u. #yorubademon


Strand of pubic hair.

lalasticlala

I dey vex and at the same tyme dey laugh

Megatrix:
Yoruba demons

Tonado Mufutau
Hurricane Biliaminu
Earthquake Sidiku

Ladyhippolyta88:
That is not true Yoruba men are good and I plan on marrying one

dog Wey go lost no de hear the whistle of the hunter.

donstan18:
Both the story teller and her friend are very stupid. My only annoyance is that the yoruba guy didn't fvck the two friends hardly.

It's no longer 'Men are scum', it's now 'Yoruba men are scum'. She actually tagged it Yoruba so as to get support from some tribal bigotic men from other tribes, but sorry to disappoint her as an IGBO guy, I refused be deceived by a typical Nigerian lady with her method of gaining sympathy and playing victim.

You left your german(African) guy without minding how heartbroken he was, without minding what he tagged Nigerian women, without minding the disgrace and embarrassment you caused him before his people, and here you are forming victim of a Yoruba demonic angel..... You both are simply mad.


All I need is an opportunity to be that German guy now, i'll accept you back, come for introduction for marriage, then promise to build a new house for your parents by removing the roof of their house and then run away.

You dare not eat your cake and have it!
Nigerian hoes must be humble and loyal!
Bitches must learn to close their legs!
Nice guys must be valued by hoes!
Bad guyz must be praised for their dope doings.

C'omon will you both get d'fvck outta here.

God. you're wicked mehn, but you have said it all.

Thegeneralqueen:
Trust a Yoruba guy at your own peril

Then you must also agree that Innocent Ujah Idibiah and Adam Levine must have Yoruba blood

Ladyhippolyta88:
That is not true
Yoruba men are good and I plan on marrying one

Baby, ai ham hefa rheady hif yhu ha

lalasticlala , mynd44 , seun ,dominique

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I don't really understand why girls always like playing the victim in every situation... You ditched a guy that really loves you nd moved on with another man you think it's better.. now you got served what you really deserved nd wat ur frnd did was running to Twitter nd start ranting that men are scum.. You nd ur frnd re very mad..

A yoruba demon is a man who has come to understand that women do not deserve any sort of compassiom in the dating game and acts in his own interest at all times

Let's look at this woman for example, she had a guy and left him for the yoruba demon in this story. Why? Did she care for Germo's feelings? No! Yet, she expected someone else to care for her won feelings. Isn't that demonic too? So, why the crocodile tears?

Truth is yoruba men are ahead of the curve when it comes to women, not because we are wiser but because we had the fortune/misfortune of having truly independent women when the rest of Nigeria had their women in purdah or still working on farms. We have seen what occurs when there's a sexual liberation and we have adjusted accordingly.

So, to my fellow demons out there, I say, "keep demonising". Make sure you make our ancestors happy. Cheers.

Ladyhippolyta88:
That is not true
Yoruba men are good and I plan on marrying one

Of course, we are good, we are just misunderstood. We know what women want and we know how to give it to them.

Hmm, interesting. Never dated a Yoruba guy before, the last guy I dated was Ghanaian and before him was an a Igbo man.

donstan18:
Both the story teller and her friend are very stupid. My only annoyance is that the yoruba guy didn't fvck the two friends hardly.

It's no longer 'Men are scum', it's now 'Yoruba men are scum'. She actually tagged it Yoruba so as to get support from some tribal bigotic men from other tribes, but sorry to disappoint her as an IGBO guy, I refused be deceived by a typical Nigerian lady with her method of gaining sympathy and playing victim.

You left your german(African) guy without minding how heartbroken he was, without minding what he tagged Nigerian women, without minding the disgrace and embarrassment you caused him before his people, and here you are forming victim of a Yoruba demonic angel..... You both are simply mad.


All I need is an opportunity to be that German guy now, i'll accept you back, come for introduction for marriage, then promise to build a new house for your parents by removing the roof of their house and then run away.

You dare not eat your cake and have it!
Nigerian hoes must be humble and loyal!
Bitches must learn to close their legs!
Nice guys must be valued by hoes!
Bad guyz must be praised for their dope doings.

C'omon will you both get d'fvck outta here.

For her to be crying the yoruba guy must have collected. I pity the german guy.