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Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by emmyid(m): 8:20pm On May 19, 2018
I attended a very religious school where morality was of the essence. But Puberty will strike us so hard that indecency was now all that matters. As young boys who were already experiencing wet dreams, getting laid was our earnest wish and desires.

Chucks my friend, was the lord of Nudes, he introduced us to pornographic magazines, he was the richest boy in my class, he was from a successful business Family. So, he could afford all the magazines.

Break periods became our favourite time in school. As soon as the bell rings, we all rush to that unused class in wild excitement, and our ringleader Chucks would pull out the magazines from a hidden spot in his bag. And we all crane our necks toward the magazines to get clearer view. And one of us reads out some of the erotic tales in the magazines, to the excitement of everyone, especially our d*cks.

On this unfortunate Day, we were watching as usual when Mr. Aji our most wicked teacher raided us. Gosh! Someone must have snitched on us. Hell was let loose! It felt like our last day on earth.

We were bundled like criminals into the Principal's office. We were flogged black and blue, and the Principal was about calling our parents. My parents’ faces flashed through my mind.

Christians. Catechism. Bible tests every week. Family prayer every night. Fasting every month. Legionnaire. Jesus. Sins. Hell. Heaven. Damn! My family smelled Christian.

Immediately I remembered the saying, "Konji go kill you one day", I was planning my suicide. I would rather take my own life than let my Father kill me with that cable he uses to flog us at home.

"I would have contacted your parents and suspended all of you riffraff, but you lucky I woke up on my good side today" the Principal said. Immediately, I felt butterflies in my stomach. I felt myself regaining full consciousness.

The next day, the seven of us were matched to the front of the Assembly Ground like Arm robbers awaiting execution. We were beaten black and blue in front of everyone. We served as the scape goats. It wasn't funny!

After that day, we didn't watch pornos in school again, but at Chucks house this time. Lol.. Nevertheless, we all stopped it at a point after knowing there was no gain in it.

Say No to Pornos!!! Share your Indecency experience

Le Roi Emmy Idiege © 2018

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by officializzijac: 8:24pm On May 19, 2018
Hmmm
Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by Ajoboss(m): 8:25pm On May 19, 2018
Yes o... Say no to pornography, it destroys life
But konji na bastard sha

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by Ajoboss(m): 8:25pm On May 19, 2018
Yes o... Say no to pornography, it destroys life
But konji na bastard sha
Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by ikbnice(m): 8:25pm On May 19, 2018
No never

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by Nobody: 8:31pm On May 19, 2018
Ponography? No,sex?yes
Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by pyyxxaro: 8:47pm On May 19, 2018
SmellySperm:
Ponography? No,sex?yes




Smelling Sperm sad



So your Children go de smell tooo oh


Use Kanfor and Izal bath them sad

Thank me later

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by daviesblaze(m): 8:57pm On May 19, 2018
Mine happened to a friend of mine at work.

It was a work laptop. turned out that he took the laptop home. against company policy

next day, we were preparing the presentation for the days board meeting along with a few colleagues. mostly females. we were the only guys.

he connected it to our company's external screen without even checking. Lo and Behold............. shocked shocked shocked

he was lucky, our supervisor was to busy to notice what was going on. he would have had his sick ass fired. grin grin grin

you need to see the look on the ladies faces. it was priceless grin grin

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by danie5211: 9:00pm On May 19, 2018
so,i do rub penis against bed and Bleep d bed while viewing sex galleries.manytimes i release sperm.i do view granny sex galleries,cartoon sex galleries,ciggrattes sex galleries,tattoo sex galleries.when masturbating i do pretend when sum stuff,coming,hypocritical stuff,don't want to be seen masturbating.i rolled drum at airport rd,to wedge it,not to be seen masturbating.i Bleep d bed and release sperm on sex galleries

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by danie5211: 9:53pm On May 19, 2018
since,i came into this world,no girl has ever liked me,am d one who like them...i do go to hotels where i pay for destruction(but do i know that it is destruction,i don't for if i did i would be saved).hypocritical stuff,i do pretend when i perceive am being watched.i did masturbate frequently.
Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by Boyslick(m): 10:03pm On May 19, 2018
Come to think of it, whoever started porn is a legendary entrepreneur..

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by IamPlato(m): 10:08pm On May 19, 2018
...

I'm Just Hearing This Now.

I Have Never Watched Porn In My Life neither Have I Heard The Name Before.

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by IamPlato(m): 10:12pm On May 19, 2018
danie5211:
since,i came into this world,no girl has ever liked me,am d one who like them...i do go to hotels where i pay for destruction(but do i know that it is destruction,i don't for if i did i would be saved).hypocritical stuff,i do pretend when i perceive am being watched.i did masturbate frequently.
...


You Need Help Psychologically.

PM me

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by emmyid(m): 10:12pm On May 19, 2018
IamPlato:
...


I'm Just Hearing This Now.


I Have Never Watched Porn In My Life neither Have I Heard The Name Before.

You must be related to Lie Muhammed... Fat liar. Lol

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by emmyid(m): 10:23pm On May 19, 2018
danie5211:
since,i came into this world,no girl has ever liked me,am d one who like them...i do go to hotels where i pay for destruction(but do i know that it is destruction,i don't for if i did i would be saved).hypocritical stuff,i do pretend when i perceive am being watched.i did masturbate frequently.

What do you really go to do in the hotels?
Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by MrMystrO(m): 11:27pm On May 19, 2018
emmyid:
I attended a very religious school where morality was of the essence. But Puberty will strike us so hard that indecency was now all that matters. As young boys who were already experiencing wet dreams, getting laid was our earnest wish and desires.

Chucks my friend, was the lord of Nudes, he introduced us to pornographic magazines, he was the richest boy in my class, he was from a successful business Family. So, he could afford all the magazines.

Break periods became our favourite time in school. As soon as the bell rings, we all rush to that unused class in wild excitement, and our ringleader Chucks would pull out the magazines from a hidden spot in his bag. And we all crane our necks toward the magazines to get clearer view. And one of us reads out some of the erotic tales in the magazines, to the excitement of everyone, especially our d*cks.

On this unfortunate Day, we were watching as usual when Mr. Aji our most wicked teacher raided us. Gosh! Someone must have snitched on us. Hell was let loose! It felt like our last day on earth.

We were bundled like criminals into the Principal's office. We were flogged black and blue, and the Principal was about calling our parents. My parents’ faces flashed through my mind.

Christians. Catechism. Bible tests every week. Family prayer every night. Fasting every month. Legionnaire. Jesus. Sins. Hell. Heaven. Damn! My family smelled Christian.

Immediately I remembered the saying, "Konji go kill you one day", I was planning my suicide. I would rather take my own life than let my Father kill me with that cable he uses to flog us at home.

"I would have contacted your parents and suspended all of you riffraff, but you lucky I woke up on my good side today" the Principal said. Immediately, I felt butterflies in my stomach. I felt myself regaining full consciousness.

The next day, the seven of us were matched to the front of the Assembly Ground like Arm robbers awaiting execution. We were beaten black and blue in front of everyone. We served as the scape goats. It wasn't funny!

After that day, we didn't watch pornos in school again, but at Chucks house this time. Lol.. Nevertheless, we all stopped it at a point after knowing there was no gain in it.

Say No to Pornos!!! Share your Indecency experience

Le Roi Emmy Idiege © 2018

Hehe nice story

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by valgbo(m): 11:38pm On May 19, 2018
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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by Timagex(m): 12:50am On May 20, 2018
When I still used to watch, I was never caught although, there were close shavings... Really close ones shocked grin


I was in class, during free period and guys were gathered wink. It was the time all these Nokia x2 and c3 were in town. Immediately that useless teacher came in, everyone scattered to their seats leaving me with the x2. The class became quiet and that was the time the guy in the video decided to pump the gel faster and harder. The volume was at the highest, I quickly pressed the red button, but, this thing continued to play in the background!!!! grin You need to hear moaning sounds and the terrible thing was that, I could not stop it cheesy....i sha found a way to remove the hard pouch on the phone and removed the battery! cool Uncle knew something went down, knew it was me , but, could not find the phone cheesy cheesy. I was damn scared, but, it makes me laff now (as a born again) wink smiley

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by Nobody: 1:44am On May 20, 2018
pyyxxaro:





Smelling Sperm sad



So your Children go de smell tooo oh


Use Kanfor and Izal bath them sad

Thank me later
Lol u no wellgrin
Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by DonMekino(m): 7:24am On May 20, 2018
Called teacher useless and wicked in two comments....they were doing their job. Can we just mention them without throwing tantrums.... U all knw wat u did was damn wrong.

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by blessedvisky(m): 7:55am On May 20, 2018
Timagex:
When I still used to watch, I was never caught although, there were close shavings... Really close ones shocked grin


I was in class, during free period and guys were gathered wink. It was the time all these Nokia x2 and c3 were in town. Immediately that useless teacher came in, everyone scattered to their seats leaving me with the x2. The class became quiet and that was the time the guy in the video decided to pump the gel faster and harder. The volume was at the highest, I quickly pressed the red button, but, this thing continued to play in the background!!!! grin You need to hear moaning sounds and the terrible thing was that, I could not stop it cheesy....i sha found a way to remove the hard pouch on the phone and removed the battery! cool Uncle knew something went down, knew it was me , but, could not find the phone cheesy cheesy. I was damn scared, but, it makes me laff now (as a born again) wink smiley
Share your born again experience as per How you became born again

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by danie5211: 8:59am On May 20, 2018
emmyid:


What do you really go to do in the hotels?
.i do go to hotels to pay for sex.i saw online that they do sell sperm to fettish stuff,so sometimes i carry the condom with the sperm and place it on pocket.once, we both went to the dustbin where i choke the condom inside the dustbin...but do i know t that sex (outside marriage)is destruction,i don't for if i did i would be saved.

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by Nobody: 12:11pm On May 20, 2018
This newly recruited, greenhorn, idiot Industrial trainee intern at work got busted for using office internet to download porn grin
I used to work at an IT organization and of course, everything we did on the internet was heavily monitored and everyone knew that, except this freshly hired intern. He was probably excited by the free unlimited internet and JJC thought he had found the perfect opportunity to download all the porn that he could wànk to... on his work laptop for that matter. Only for one day, while we were all busy at work did we hear the head of IT support literally screaming at the stupid boy and reprimanding him for doing such nonsense. Of course he had found out what intern was using the office internet to do lol. The IT support oga did not even help matters, he was yelling so much and the whole department could hear everything he was saying lmao. Shame leave the poor boy catch me sef but he wasn’t asked to leave or anything. He was just warned very severely and to all our hearing grin

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by IamD18: 12:51pm On May 20, 2018
KillaBeauty:
This newly recruited, greenhorn, idiot Industrial trainee intern at work got busted for using office internet to download porn grin
I used to work at an IT organization and of course, everything we did on the internet was heavily monitored and everyone knew that, except this freshly hired intern. He was probably excited by the free unlimited internet and JJC thought he had found the perfect opportunity to download all the porn that he could wànk to... on his work laptop for that matter. Only for one day, while we were all busy at work did we hear the head of IT support literally screaming at the stupid boy and reprimanding him for doing such nonsense. Of course he had found out what intern was using the office internet to do lol. The IT support oga did not even help matters, he was yelling so much and the whole department could hear everything he was saying lmao. Shame leave the poor boy catch me sef but he wasn’t asked to leave or anything. He was just warned very severely and to all our hearing grin

Why are you busy insulting the the guy, did he dumb or snub you for porn?

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by Nobody: 1:47pm On May 20, 2018
Guys fear those cashiers at betting shops..90% of dem are porn addicts,unlimited access to unlimited data is turning these yewths into something else. I used my height one day to catch one of dem(a gal) she kept smiling and adjusting her skirt while pretending she was typing stuff on d laptop.i asked her to switch on d screen so I can see live scores and she refused. I got so pissed and used my giraffe neck to check what she was watching. Lo and behold Brethren... SHYLA STYLEZ!!!

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by kullozone(m): 2:16pm On May 20, 2018
danie5211:
since,i came into this world,no girl has ever liked me,am d one who like them...i do go to hotels where i pay for destruction(but do i know that it is destruction,i don't for if i did i would be saved).hypocritical stuff,i do pretend when i perceive am being watched.i did masturbate frequently.


For some reasons, I find this very funny... Even if I don't know what you're talking about.



smiley

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by biacan(f): 2:24pm On May 20, 2018
My room mate back then in school was a porn addict.....Caught her on several occasions but it took a while before she quit the habit....it's a terrible situation I feel for her then.....

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by Dasherz(f): 5:06pm On May 20, 2018
I gave my laptop to a colleague in school and was quite in a hurry so I got it from him and left.. Back home dad asked for my pc he needed to send an urgent mail and What followed later is still fresh in my memory ...

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by Nobody: 5:11pm On May 20, 2018
biacan:
My room mate back then in school was a porn addict.....Caught her on several occasions but it took a while before she quit the habit....it's a terrible situation I feel for her then.....
i need her numb angry

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Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by daviesblaze(m): 5:11pm On May 20, 2018
Dasherz:
I gave my laptop to q colleague in school and was quite axon a hurry so I got it from him and left.. Back home dad asked for my pc he needed to send an urgent mail and What followed later is still fresh in my memory
Let me guess grin grin

Two weeks visitation to the pastor for deliverance. right? grin grin
Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by biacan(f): 5:13pm On May 20, 2018
yeyerolling:
i need her numb angry
What's your problem sad
Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by Dasherz(f): 5:22pm On May 20, 2018
daviesblaze:

Let me guess grin grin

Two weeks visitation to the pastor for deliverance. right? grin grin
Nahhhh

Had to call the guy in the presence of my parents and mum requested to talk with his mum... He apologized but once in a while I still get statements like "this time Around it will yahoo yahoo."

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