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I just dey reminisce some dark moments for school so many years ago. I was the typical skinny lazy guy but with very sharp uncontrollable mouth many years ago in secondary school. So e get this Igbo girl called amarachi for my class. I swear to God all those Igbo girls strong die no be small. So one day we write test teacher con ask us to exchange our booklet for marking. As amara has always been my sworn enemy I went about announcing her 3/20 scores to everyone and telling the whole class. The idiot no talk anything just dey look me. As we go wash plate for evening for back of dining hall after night food na so she corner me challenge me for the nonsense I follow am try for class. I know my limit and would have backed off but my niggerz were around and dem go surely turn me to laughing stock for running away. Mehn I summoned courage and stood my ground. I moved close to her like a raging bull.. We were standing opposite each other like a new couple exchanging vows and our eyes glued to each other's like we are about to kiss before I could say jack she spit for my face mehn I was mad. I tried lifting her up and slamming her to the ground but amara no gree fall at all instead she just use her gidigbo skills gimme elbow for my spinal cord o boy na the most painful thing I've ever felt in my life. The pain was unbearable I fell to the ground instantly while she use her leg dey pound me like yam. The weight of her leg alone pass that of my whole body. Damn my friends wey suppose support me dey even beg amarachi make she take am easy. To make matter worse she beat me finish as I lie down for floor dey struggle for breath she tell me if they born my papa well make I follow am try nonsense again. Oboy I no know where amarachi dey now after 15 years but the man way go marry that kind thing as wife put for house I salute am.


Second na around 2012. We were at the ATM queue na so 2 girls just come with bike con chance everybody withdraw. I challenge them say dem no see line ni? Na only question wey I never even finish I ask o slap don land for my face. I wanted to retaliate until I see inner camo uniform wey she use normal jacket cover then I suspected she could be military. The most painful aspect is these are girls I would have beaten blue black on a normal day but coz sey dem dey public u no know whether their colleagues dey around make man pikin nor go chop beating wey he no plan for.
Lalasticlala mynd44

As a man, I'll have to say that is impossican't!

Chai.. You for slap them back na.

olohun Maje, laiye it won't happen to me, 1. I don't run mouth with women 2. I treat them like my pikin & mama 3. if woman dey para just Sidon dey look

Ne'er have I but I experience one back in my university days. This my guy was tall and huge . He got into a heated argument with a female neighbor in a hostel of about 70% girls 30% guys. He slapped her out of annoyance. Na that day I know say there is truly strength in numbers . See as dem girls mobilize themselves gather my guy like ant beat craze commot for him body. I just dey laugh as the nigger dey beg for him life. . abeg after devil fear women o. They are full of surprises.

No. Though I fought boys and beat up girls during my primary school days because of my junior brother. Touch him and you will answer to me.

That was in primary school, I didn't fight any student in secondary school because my brother was in a different school but I fought a lady when I was in a SS1.

It was the day I competed for a higher belt somewhere near UNN. I have successfuly won every test and was thoroughly exhausted when the lady was brought to combat with me. I almost fainted because she was twice my senior(older than me and two belts ahead of me) guy, babe was good.

What saved me from her attacks were my long legs and speed and the fact that I didn't bother to attack unless she is well exposed otherwise I would have returned with a broken bone.

This is why I tell guys that the only time you're not allowed to hit a woman no matter what is if she knows karate.

I mind my business always

NewDelhi:
I just dey reminisce some dark moments for school so many years ago. I was the typical skinny lazy guy but with very sharp uncontrollable mouth many years ago in secondary school. So e get this Igbo girl called amarachi for my class. I swear to God all those Igbo girls strong die no be small. So one day we write test teacher con ask us to exchange our booklet for marking. As amara has always been my sworn enemy I went about announcing her 3/20 scores to everyone and telling the whole class. The idiot no talk anything just dey look me. As we go wash plate for evening for back of dining hall after night food na so she corner me challenge me for the nonsense I follow am try for class. I know my limit and would have backed off but my niggerz were around and dem go surely turn me to laughing stock for running away. Mehn I summoned courage and stood my ground. I moved close to her like a raging bull.. We were standing opposite each other like a new couple exchanging vows and our eyes glued to each other's like we are about to kiss before I could say jack she spit for my face mehn I was mad. I tried lifting her up and slamming her to the ground but amara no gree fall at all instead she just use her gidigbo skills gimme elbow for my spinal cord o boy na the most painful thing I've ever felt in my life. The pain was unbearable I fell to the ground instantly while she use her leg dey pound me like yam. The weight of her leg alone pass that of my whole body. Damn my friends wey suppose support me dey even beg amarachi make she take am easy. To make matter worse she beat me finish as I lie down for floor dey struggle for breath she tell me if they born my papa well make I follow am try nonsense again. Oboy I no know where amarachi dey now after 15 years but the man way go marry that kind thing as wife put for house I salute am.


Second na around 2012. We were at the ATM queue na so 2 girls just come with bike con chance everybody withdraw. I challenge them say dem no see line ni? Na only question wey I never even finish I ask o slap don land for my face. I wanted to retaliate until I see inner camo uniform wey she use normal jacket cover then I suspected she could be military. The most painful aspect is these are girls I would have beaten blue black on a normal day but coz sey dem dey public u no know whether their colleagues dey around make man pikin nor go chop beating wey he no plan for.

...Bro. ..woman beat up up? (No ofeense )

NewDelhi:
I just dey reminisce some dark moments for school so many years ago. I was the typical skinny lazy guy but with very sharp uncontrollable mouth many years ago in secondary school. So e get this Igbo girl called amarachi for my class. I swear to God all those Igbo girls strong die no be small. So one day we write test teacher con ask us to exchange our booklet for marking. As amara has always been my sworn enemy I went about announcing her 3/20 scores to everyone and telling the whole class. The idiot no talk anything just dey look me. As we go wash plate for evening for back of dining hall after night food na so she corner me challenge me for the nonsense I follow am try for class. I know my limit and would have backed off but my niggerz were around and dem go surely turn me to laughing stock for running away. Mehn I summoned courage and stood my ground. I moved close to her like a raging bull.. We were standing opposite each other like a new couple exchanging vows and our eyes glued to each other's like we are about to kiss before I could say jack she spit for my face mehn I was mad. I tried lifting her up and slamming her to the ground but amara no gree fall at all instead she just use her gidigbo skills gimme elbow for my spinal cord o boy na the most painful thing I've ever felt in my life. The pain was unbearable I fell to the ground instantly while she use her leg dey pound me like yam. The weight of her leg alone pass that of my whole body. Damn my friends wey suppose support me dey even beg amarachi make she take am easy. To make matter worse she beat me finish as I lie down for floor dey struggle for breath she tell me if they born my papa well make I follow am try nonsense again. Oboy I no know where amarachi dey now after 15 years but the man way go marry that kind thing as wife put for house I salute am.


Second na around 2012. We were at the ATM queue na so 2 girls just come with bike con chance everybody withdraw. I challenge them say dem no see line ni? Na only question wey I never even finish I ask o slap don land for my face. I wanted to retaliate until I see inner camo uniform wey she use normal jacket cover then I suspected she could be military. The most painful aspect is these are girls I would have beaten blue black on a normal day but coz sey dem dey public u no know whether their colleagues dey around make man pikin nor go chop beating wey he no plan for.
Lalasticlala mynd44

you should be ashamed .