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Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 2:13pm On Jun 09, 2018 |
I ve bin watchinq out for comments by YahwehPenis recently but got none. Where can he be? Who has contacted him? He's amusing on here, I luv his sarcasm. #BringBackYahwehPenis Dalaman, hopefullandlord, 1sharon, Johnw47, Johnydon77, OtemAtum, Humanistme 4 Likes |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 2:17pm On Jun 09, 2018 |
Quotable quotes from YahwehPenis 1. Seek ye first the condom of God: Matt 6:33 2. There shall be showers of breast milk: Ezekiel 34:26 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 2:22pm On Jun 09, 2018 |
3. All have sinned and have cum shot in the gloryhole of God: Romans 3: 23 4. Repaint, for the condom of God is at hand. Matthew 4:17 3 Likes |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 2:51pm On Jun 09, 2018 |
5. Behold I cum quickly and my award is with me to give to everyone according to his whoree(ker) s. Revelation 22:12-14 3 Likes |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by 0temSapien: 4:01pm On Jun 09, 2018 |
Funny quotes. |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by superhumanist(m): 4:34pm On Jun 09, 2018 |
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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by 0temSapien: 9:09pm On Jun 09, 2018 |
superhumanist:As in eeh... People are no more scared of their fears o. Imagine Yahweh of all people 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by sonofthunder: 10:13pm On Jun 09, 2018 |
Psalms74:4 Thine enemies roar in the midst of thy congregations; they set up their ensigns for signs. 74:8 They said in their hearts, Let us destroy them together: they have burned up all the synagogues of God in the land. 74:10 O God, how long shall the adversary reproach? shall the enemy blaspheme thy name for ever? 74:11 Why withdrawest thou thy hand, even thy right hand? pluck it out of thy bosom. 74:13 Thou didst divide the sea by thy strength: thou brakest the heads of the dragons in the waters. 74:14 Thou brakest the heads of leviathan in pieces, and gavest him to be meat to the people inhabiting the wilderness. 74:18 Remember this, that the enemy hath reproached, O LORD, and that the foolish people have blasphemed thy name. 74:20 Have respect unto the covenant: for the dark places of the earth are full of the habitations of cruelty. 74:21 O let not the oppressed return ashamed: let the poor and needy praise thy name. 74:22 Arise, O God, plead thine own cause: remember how the foolish man reproacheth thee daily. 74:23 Forget not the voice of thine enemies: the tumult of those that rise up against thee increaseth continually. Shared via Bible KJV http://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.gyc.ace.kjv 2 Likes |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 12:18am On Jun 10, 2018 |
geoworldedu: 0temSapien: you certinally wouldn't follow these ones god would you otems god doesn't know if the universe created him or if he created the universe and geo supports otem otemanuduno: ha ha no wonder they know nothing 2 Likes |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by 0temSapien: 12:25am On Jun 10, 2018 |
johnw47:Ask for knowledge and understanding. Tactilus, a limited portion of God Almighty made that utterance. Same way Yahweh, a limited portion of God Almighty have made many statements that reveals his limitations. Be wise. 3 Likes |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 12:31am On Jun 10, 2018 |
0temSapien: ^^^ utter nonsense as usual Psa_83:18 That men may know that thou, whose name alone is JEHOVAH, art the most high over all the earth. Gen_17:1 And when Abram was ninety years old and nine, the LORD appeared to Abram, and said unto him, I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect. 2 Likes |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 5:28am On Jul 01, 2018 |
Where is YahwehPenis? 3 Likes |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 8:40am On Jul 07, 2018 |
Bring back YahwehPenis. I am missing my YahwehPenis o 3 Likes |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by Nobody: 8:49am On Jul 07, 2018 |
0temSapien: People have come to realise that the whole stuff is simply a scam..!!! Peace..!! 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by TheLoser: 8:59am On Jul 07, 2018 |
Lol yh the insecure fucking idiot of a God Probably killed him you remember he killed little kids for just Abusing his prophets 5 Likes |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 9:11am On Jul 07, 2018 |
TheLoser:Gbam! Xtians should come and put their god in locks. He has murdered someone yet again 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 10:02am On Jul 07, 2018 |
geoworldedu: geoworldedu: no need to flaunt it, we see what you are 1 Like |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 6:42pm On Jul 17, 2018 |
johnw47:To quote YahwehPenis is a bad tin? 1 Like |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by 1Sharon(f): 1:02am On Jul 18, 2018 |
I think aaronson is he |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 2:54pm On Jul 18, 2018 |
YahwehPenis is nowhere to be found. Where is Yahweh's Peniis? 1 Like |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by sorority11(m): 1:06pm On Jul 19, 2018 |
Yahwepenis is dead, keep looking and continue to blaspheme against God, you are next |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 7:44pm On Jul 19, 2018 |
sorority11:If Yahweh's peniis is dead as you claim, then it means that Yahweh wouldn't be able to wee or impregnate virgins anymore. Hmm. 2 Likes |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 8:40pm On Jul 22, 2018 |
Who has seen Yahweh's peniis? |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 12:45am On Jul 24, 2018 |
geoworldedu: people, geoworldedu is a supporter of otemanuduno alias OtemAtum alias OtemSapien alias whoknows and the doctufos mob they talk a lot about homo sapiens 1 Like |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 9:09am On Jul 24, 2018 |
johnw47:How does this have anything doing wit Yahweh's missing peniis? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 12:03am On Jul 25, 2018 |
geoworldedu: where your mind is, there is your heart also johnw47: |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 7:26pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
johnw47:senseless 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 11:59pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
geoworldedu: no, it's true homo sapien |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by OtemAtum: 12:02am On Jul 27, 2018 |
johnw47:you are a homo sapiens 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 12:11am On Jul 27, 2018 |
OtemAtum: yes i'm a man, but you are the leader of the homo sapiens like geo for instance who is fixated on someones peniis that's the doctufos mob for you |
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 11:20am On Jul 27, 2018 |
johnw47:So Yahweh's peniis has now turned to someone's peniis ba. Chekwe! 2 Likes |
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