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Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by LaudableXX: 5:31pm On Jul 21, 2018
udo2018:
Sterling Bank is for kids.
No, sir! shocked I will take one Sterling Bank any day, over one thousand of UBA. Anytime I do a transaction in UBA branch, I usually get a text from 419 scammers the following day. Is there a correlation? It has happened 6 times, now.... I just dey take corner eye, look dem. And the queues in UBA banking halls in Lagos island, is encyclopedic. angry

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Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by brodalokie: 5:47pm On Jul 21, 2018
micflo28:
Someone just setoff chain of verbal blitzkrieg. A Chelsea fan like me who knows the sky is ever blue don't paint our houses purple looking like a shrine.

You have your place but the Sun is still the center of focus. Bow to the King.
Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by freedomchild: 5:48pm On Jul 21, 2018
no joy in every sector in this shithole
banking sector is not left out
Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by Johnadelaide00: 5:50pm On Jul 21, 2018
That's marina in the background they subtly shaded UBA and Zenith too

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Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by ajeffery: 5:53pm On Jul 21, 2018
Sterling bank no get joy oh...
Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by flamingREED(m): 5:56pm On Jul 21, 2018
Sterling bank wicked. Na wa o.
Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by phemmie06(m): 6:18pm On Jul 21, 2018
With their 2kobo dividend per share. SMH

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Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by ashpee(m): 6:28pm On Jul 21, 2018
One-Customer Microfinance have buy marketi!

Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by FoxyFlow(m): 6:31pm On Jul 21, 2018
pelicanbeau:



But hope you have wema bank there in Lafia?

Lol... There is no Wema Bank here and I know Wema Bank isn't everywhere in Nigeria. I am just stating that they should stop shooting since they aren't totally perfect...
Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by janziba(f): 7:00pm On Jul 21, 2018
another diz from 1st bank

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Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by bizinvestment(m): 7:03pm On Jul 21, 2018
Wao..sometimes things like this challenges competition.Sterling bank has guts but they mean every word of it.Sterling bank has specta 5 mins non collateral loan for workers, snapcash non collateral instant loan too but what has the big players got other than collect deposits.
Union bank recently started a non collateral loan solution that still involve the old culture of running account for six months, is that the gun fight against the knife?

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Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by Didcot: 7:04pm On Jul 21, 2018
Stupid bank
Shading other banks while their stocks are nose diving!
Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by mavinjay1(m): 7:18pm On Jul 21, 2018
The Graphics Designer/illustrator na bad guy..

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Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by nwachelsea(m): 7:26pm On Jul 21, 2018
Nigerian banks tweeting about taking customers to space when they can't have functioning ATM's on earth

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Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by HRHQueenPhil(f): 7:34pm On Jul 21, 2018
its the best bank in South East azzhole
alezzy13:
Union bank useless bank
Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by wristbangle: 7:34pm On Jul 21, 2018
grin grin

Union bank got so much savage.

I like the healthy competition displayed by them.
Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by nwachelsea(m): 7:35pm On Jul 21, 2018
Nigerian banks tweeting about taking customers to space when they can't have functioning ATM's on earth.
dingbang:
Union bank killed it grin savagery at its peak.

First bank is not in business to shade other banks. The bank is in business to put You First. Simple




Meanwhile I got exciting news for all first bank customers... Please click the link on my signature for info on what you can do with the first mobile app and how to register..




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Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by Dollabiz: 7:35pm On Jul 21, 2018
Hahahhahaha
Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by bbode1(m): 7:38pm On Jul 21, 2018
This is epic smileyThis is epic
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Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by wristbangle: 7:40pm On Jul 21, 2018
Psittacus:
First Bank response

grin grin First Bank response is damn badass
Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by zicoraads: 8:39pm On Jul 21, 2018
There is nothing like bad publicity. Sterling Bank knew what they wanted and the others fell for it. The winner in all of this, in my opinion, is Sterling Bank. It's like an upcoming artiste taking on an established artiste in an online beef.

See Sterling Bank. grin cheesy

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Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by Nobody: 8:53pm On Jul 21, 2018
eminikansoso:
grin
Thank God for Bank Reform
This is one of the advantage of perfect Market. Am looking forward to a day IBETO GROUPS or BUA will shade Dangote Groups without a problem or Government will not revoke their licence.
Unfortunately perfect market only exist on text books
Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by creamylicious(f): 8:56pm On Jul 21, 2018
denkyw:
I can't relate with this post jor
ah swear
Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by RexTramadol1: 9:38pm On Jul 21, 2018
Printerscanner:


Nigeria has not produced any Social Media handler half as good as that former EFCC and now Union Bank Twitter handler. Sterling Bank just shot itself in the stomach.




Lies, that stuff from Sterling was just too dope



That's the real definition of photo speaks



Even some people had to look further to see that it's Marina and UBA and Zenith are included



Not even that former EFCC guy can shade all banks in one tweet



Sterling bank killed 'em all!


Tho' it's obvious dey did it for fun.

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Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by To5man(m): 9:47pm On Jul 21, 2018
Someone said gtbank doesn't have enough mb to reply sterling bank.
Another said Gtbank doesn't have time to reply "Shade TWEET" cos they are too busy debiting accounts

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Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by Nobody: 9:48pm On Jul 21, 2018
Sterling bank won for me, but access & union banks' clapback was nice smiley

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Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by menthane(m): 10:18pm On Jul 21, 2018
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Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by onegig(m): 10:18pm On Jul 21, 2018
Hyerin:
Sterling bank won for me, but access & union banks' clapback was nice smiley

Anyone with a creative mind knows Sterling won hands down.

Shading 7 different entities with just a sentence and some quirky images is epic. Access bank's response is poor with all those lettering and First bank is a major fail. Only response that's cool is that of union. Going to the moon without a spacesuit?

Also watch the faded images of UBA in the background? Talk of subtle savagery. This tops it all.

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Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by eminikansoso(m): 10:22pm On Jul 21, 2018
asuustrike2009:

Unfortunately perfect market only exist on text books
Boy what do you know about micro economy?

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