samysmoothfresh:
i'm lonely and i need a friend


preferably one who's a virgin


mizk!!!

Mizk:
Lol i don't sell virgins dude

samysmoothfresh:


I'm lonely and depressed..........................i need a friend preferably one who's a virgin


you're cute, kindhearted, compassionate, loving, available and best of all; a virgin


are you thinking what i'm thinking


[d]

Lol so long story short, I'm gullible and you want to tap that ass, not happening dude

Mizk:
Lol so long story short, I'm gullible and you want to tap that ass, not happening dude

samysmoothfresh:



what's with cute virgins and negativity huh?


this isnt about you and your hot ass
it's about a harmless lonely depressed guy looking for a pretty virgin to be friends with


i'm dying of depression


save me mizk!!

Mizk:
What has virginity got to do with depression and a harmless hangout?

samysmoothfresh:



well i'm most comfortable around virgins


i get a sense of security when i hang out with them.


are you gonna help me or nah?


where you based anyway?

Abj but currently in school somewhere in the north

Mizk:
Abj but currently in school somewhere in the north

samysmoothfresh:



wow


i'm not being stereotypical or anything, but i've always admired people brave enough to school in one of 'em northern states


how's it like being the odd one out amongst a class room with hausa(s) being the majority?


what state btw?


[f]

I wear sari so no major difference, well i can't tell you the state for obvious reasons but its a desert

Mizk:
I wear sari so no major difference, well i can't tell you the state for obvious reasons but its a desert

samysmoothfresh:


oh really ..........................that explains alot


anyways, about the "ass tapping"
wont you let me tap just a little............i'm lonely and depressed



i could even come see you at the desert if thats what it takes..............................that tells you just how lonely i am


[6.u]

Mizk:
Ya its Boring and nope i don't swing that way

samysmoothfresh:


ok..................... .what way do you swing then?


maybe i could swing through that way if you tell me:

Mizk:
I dunno, have you ever wondered if i have a boyfriend or maybe the girl doesn't wanna swing at all?

samysmoothfresh:



i have and my instinct tells me you're single in the every sense of the word


my instinct has never failed me and i dont see that happening now


besides, you having a boyfriend doesnt stop you from having male friends, does it?

Mizk:
For the umpteenth time, I'm not single, your instincts are wrong.

What do i need nairaland male friends for, they don't make friends on nairaland.

samysmoothfresh:


I'm lonely and depressed..........................i need a friend preferably one who's a virgin


you're cute, kindhearted, compassionate, loving, available and best of all; a virgin


are you thinking what i'm thinking


[d]

Hisduchess:


you want to spoil her abi.e no go work

Hisduchess:

you want to spoil her abi.e no go work

Mizk:
I wear sari so no major difference, well i can't tell you the state for obvious reasons but its a desert

dcolumbus001:
it will definitely be FUTminna from your description

You try

Mizk:
You try

dcolumbus001:


Just tell me I got it. .. have been there and that's what they always say

You tried thats all

Mizk:
You tried thats all