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Any church with a Daddy G.O or Mommy G.O.
They worship the Daddy/Mommy and not God.

1. Don't forget the National Church of Bey, Atlanta dedicated to worshipping Beyonce. They are still expanding.

2. Money: The main god that everyone worships, even by the gods themselves.


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When we say oyibo people no get sense una tink say na joke

Just imagine someone seeing that lunatic called maradona god

perdollar:
Islam should av bn added bc dts d way dey branched from christianty, through forgery n deceit d prophet modelled his religion like dt of Christianity n Judaism. we should av church of Islam or church of mohd

you think youre making sense which in actual fact youre only been stupid.

church of yeezus hahaha lol what first entered my mind was they have and worship yeezy boost 360
church of spaghetti lol watin person no go hear for this world.
FUNKE..... imagine strippers factory not even club and a volcano erupting BEER�����

Karlovich:
Church of buhari where cows are worshipped, the church is based in daura
Our Dullard who art in daura, gworo be thy name....

this got me cracked up

nativefowl:
you think youre making sense which in actual fact youre only been stupid.

in actual fact u r native fowl. jihadist

Church of Boooohari and Cows (CBC), in which MANNABBGRILLS is the head pastor.

Ayoswit:
God indeed is merciful.

Weak, he is.

perdollar:
Islam should av bn added bc dts d way dey branched from christianty, through forgery n deceit d prophet modelled his religion like dt of Christianity n Judaism. we should av church of Islam or church of mohd

Moronnn

RoyalBlak007:
Churches are synonymous with Christianity. We often think of churches as places of worship for Christians even though there are churches that are not targeted at that group.
These non-Christian churches are dedicated to the worship of other gods or humans or might not even be involved in the worship of any god at all. Some even come with their own religious books, prophets, and commandments.

http://listverse.com/2018/07/25/top-10-churches-where-god-is-not-worshiped/

lalasticlala

Church Of Maradona
At Iglesia Maradoniana (“Church of Maradona”), Argentine football (soccer) star Diego Maradona is god. The church is based in Argentina but has over 500,000 members around the world. Everything done by the church is modeled after the Argentine football star.

Their equivalent of Christmas and New Year’s Day is October 30, Maradona’s birthday. Their Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve fall on October 29, the day before his birthday.

For their “calendar,” years are counted from the day of Maradona’s birth in 1960. So the date is always Maradona’s age with dD ( despues de Diego ) rather than anno Domini (AD). As of this writing, the current year for the Church Of Maradona is 57 dD.

New members are expected to score a goal with their left fist, as Maradona did during the 1986 World Cup, before they can be baptized in the church.

Followers of the church draw parallels between Maradona and Jesus. Maradona was crucified, sent away from the pitch, and had his leg broken. But like Jesus, he came back. Followers also have their version of the Lord’s Prayer, written in reverence for Maradona. It starts with the lines:

Our Diego
Who art on Earth
Hallowed be thy left foot
Thy magic come
Thy goals be remembered.


Similarly, the church has its own version of the 10 commandments. Among others, they include undying love for Maradona and football, spreading the news of Maradona’s exploits, and honoring his shirt. The commandments also require that members name their first son Diego and change their own middle names to Diego. One member took this further when he named his twin girls Mara and Dona.

Wow...
This is really serious.

Any Place other than a place of 'worship by Christian' is NOT a church.

They should fine meaning to it.

olaade21:
Moronnn

Michael adebowale. u know u know, u no know uno know. jihasist Yoruba muslim

Henhen.
.oba adake dajo ibare ooo. Wonders shall never end. No wonder that the bible says narrow is the way.

OP, you didn't add mine.... we are .... Legions.

There is no church where God is worshipped. There is no God in the church.

Religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this; to take care of orphans and widows in their distress and to keep oneself from being polluted by the world. James 1:27

perdollar:
Michael adebowale. u know u know, u no know uno know. jihasist Yoruba muslim

Assholeee . Joseph Kony, Lords resistance army. Killer of millions. Just one example. If you know you know. Idiota. Crusader. Bigot.

Beer Volcano � and strippers factory �...
This is one reason why I must make heaven..

olaade21:
Assholeee . Joseph Kony, Lords resistance army. Killer of millions. Just one example. If you know you know. Idiota. Crusader. Bigot.

akpamu! a true jihadist dey Syria,Iraq,Afghanistan, southern Philippines somalia, Mozambique etc dey fyt for dia share of heavenly virgin pussy u dey behind ur phone dey form e- jihadi. thunder fire u! begin trek go Maiduguri if u no fit travel abroad.

Most Nigeria churches like redeeem,winners,christ embassy and likes should b on the list.....cos they r there to worship their G.O

op forgot to put Church of Scientology

But your religion is for the sane right?



Ok o

Dackrapper:
There are too many mad people in the world

Too many reprobates on this side of eternity.


Imagine, flying macaroni indomie.......

Was there chirstains during the lofe of your jesus?



Was there church durong the lofe of your jesus?



Better wake up from your slumber

Koolking:
Any Place other than a place of 'worship by Christian' is NOT a church.

They should fine meaning to it.

May FSM be praised

How about

church of Christiano Ronaldo,

Church of messi

Church of Alvaro Morata.

Stupidity personified.......

RoyalBlak007:
Churches are synonymous with Christianity. We often think of churches as places of worship for Christians even though there are churches that are not targeted at that group.
These non-Christian churches are dedicated to the worship of other gods or humans or might not even be involved in the worship of any god at all. Some even come with their own religious books, prophets, and commandments.

http://listverse.com/2018/07/25/top-10-churches-where-god-is-not-worshiped/

lalasticlala

Church Of Maradona
At Iglesia Maradoniana (“Church of Maradona”), Argentine football (soccer) star Diego Maradona is god. The church is based in Argentina but has over 500,000 members around the world. Everything done by the church is modeled after the Argentine football star.

Their equivalent of Christmas and New Year’s Day is October 30, Maradona’s birthday. Their Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve fall on October 29, the day before his birthday.

For their “calendar,” years are counted from the day of Maradona’s birth in 1960. So the date is always Maradona’s age with dD ( despues de Diego ) rather than anno Domini (AD). As of this writing, the current year for the Church Of Maradona is 57 dD.

New members are expected to score a goal with their left fist, as Maradona did during the 1986 World Cup, before they can be baptized in the church.

Followers of the church draw parallels between Maradona and Jesus. Maradona was crucified, sent away from the pitch, and had his leg broken. But like Jesus, he came back. Followers also have their version of the Lord’s Prayer, written in reverence for Maradona. It starts with the lines:

Our Diego
Who art on Earth
Hallowed be thy left foot
Thy magic come
Thy goals be remembered.


Similarly, the church has its own version of the 10 commandments. Among others, they include undying love for Maradona and football, spreading the news of Maradona’s exploits, and honoring his shirt. The commandments also require that members name their first son Diego and change their own middle names to Diego. One member took this further when he named his twin girls Mara and Dona.

Nothing but a cult. Or a fun fraternity.

Ayoswit:
God indeed is merciful.

And u r indeed beautiful...

I'm not surprised. I was told by the holy book that such things will come. This makes me believe the Bible the more

wat of Guru maraji

The church of dudeism and fsm is this for real? Altho ive heard of
Church of scientology and its not on the list maybe this is top 10 funniest list