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| I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Newsmania(op): 10:51am On Aug 09, 2018 |
This American lady and mother of one, Precious Pork, has left many stunned on social media after she took to her Facebook page to write: '15 years ago, I remember saying ewwww I'll never suck a d**k, now I'm a whole vacuum cleaner.' From Zenithnaija.com See her post below. https://zenithnaija.com/15-years-ago-i-remember-saying-ewww-ill-never-suck-a-dk-now-im-a-whole-vacuum-cleaner-pretty-lady/ cc: Lalasticlala farano dominique
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| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Olalan(m): 10:53am On Aug 09, 2018 |
Just stating the obvious fact of most ladies now........ finding a faithful girl now is like seeking a virgin in a maternity ward 13 Likes |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by amaniro: 11:06am On Aug 09, 2018 |
you see your life  i told your parents to abort you!  2 Likes |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by kushercain: 11:10am On Aug 09, 2018 |
Any thing for attention  no more values  GTFOH bitch!!!!!! 11 Likes
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| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by kingxsamz(m): 11:34am On Aug 09, 2018 |
[color=whitesmoke].[/color] 7 Likes
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| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Shegzy8(m): 11:37am On Aug 09, 2018 |
When some girls here are ambassadors to loli pop |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by pocohantas(f): 11:47am On Aug 09, 2018*. Modified: 1:26pm On Aug 09, 2018 |
Olalan:What is unfaithful about giving her man a blow.job? What exactly is wrong with you??! Coming out to loud it is unacceptable, but it is the reality of lots of people's sexual lives. Has nothing to do with unfaithfulness. 6 Likes |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Nobody: 11:50am On Aug 09, 2018 |
Life has different stages; one minute you are running away from prick, the next minute you can't get enough of it. 2 Likes |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by donbachi(m): 12:10pm On Aug 09, 2018 |
na so my friend go carry one girl come him house yrs back,dem enter house,my guy come tell d girl to work on nam...naim d girl put my guy chairman 4 mouth,dey work.10mins later,she bite off my guy chairman...my guy no fit use him chairman again till date....d girl dey suffer epilepsy. 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Headlesschicken(m): 12:43pm On Aug 09, 2018 |
| d fact that gals can now come online to brag bout dia sexual activities like dey were preaching d gospel,shows that d world is closer to an end,than getting better... 2 Likes |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by sniper619(m): 1:19pm On Aug 09, 2018 |
amaniro:Mehn Lols I can't die with laugh ooo you too wicked |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Prognose: 1:28pm On Aug 09, 2018 |
Shameless. |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by lenghtinny(m): 1:46pm On Aug 09, 2018 |
Olalan:This has got nothing to do with loyalty but it has everything to do with stupidity 2 Likes |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Nobody: 2:20pm On Aug 09, 2018 |
I have this feeling I need a vaccum cleaner |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Nbote(m): 4:37pm On Aug 09, 2018 |
Some ppl commenting have no idea what she meant.. Anyways Most gals are like.. Dey are always like eeeeewwww!! at first and den once dey get d hang of it, dey want to nibble at it all d tym and before U know it u are trying to climb d walls with ur back 1 Like |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Nobody: 4:42pm On Aug 09, 2018 |
She's pathetically proud of being a vacuum cleaner |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Nightmareo07: 5:52pm On Aug 09, 2018 |
pocohantas:Ur name is POCOHANTAS what more do we say? 2 Likes |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by farem: 6:25pm On Aug 09, 2018 |
Olalan:It's very much possible! Nurses, doctors and other auxiliaries can make it happen. |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by pocohantas(f): 6:49pm On Aug 09, 2018 |
Nightmareo07:Is there something I don't know about my username? I love the Disney film, Pocahontas, that's why I chose this username. I only spelt it this way to avoid unnecessary mentions. It seems there is something I don't know. You ain't the first to insinuate this. |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Nobody: 6:59pm On Aug 09, 2018 |
She dey lick off d sperm join. Ode |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Nightmareo07: 7:44pm On Aug 09, 2018 |
pocohantas:Yes miss  .Disney films. 1 Like |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by fatiscoproduct: 8:00pm On Aug 09, 2018 |
[Wonderful!!!! Lesson learnt quote author=donbachi post=70123966]na so my friend go carry one girl come him house yrs back,dem enter house,my guy come tell d girl to work on nam...naim d girl put my guy chairman 4 mouth,dey work.10mins later,she bite off my guy chairman...my guy no fit use him chairman again till date....d girl dey suffer epilepsy.[/quote] 1 Like |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by pafo(m): 8:00pm On Aug 09, 2018 |
Congratulations! Its really not as repulsive as some girls make it. Just start with the tip and lick like a lollipop. It will grow on you eventually until you cannot do without some strong lolly! |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Nobody: 9:47pm On Aug 09, 2018 |
pocohantas:Like Poca, You like Johns (John is a slang for...) I'm just trolling |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Nobody: 9:49pm On Aug 09, 2018 |
pocohantas:Like Poca, You like Johns (John is a slang for...) You also like weed and lsd (all the colours of the rainbow) I'm just trolling |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by alterswerve(m): 9:57pm On Aug 09, 2018 |
pafo:Erection |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by profeazy: 10:34pm On Aug 09, 2018 |
pocohantas:Hunting a poke? I'm also just trolling. |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by hi3: 4:38am On Aug 10, 2018 |
Never say never with ladies. They make rules by themselves and break it by themselves I can't date a short guy...yinmu I can't suck a dikc.....na lie I don't do sex on first date.....story |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by MissRaine69(f): 4:54am On Aug 10, 2018 |
If you suck like a vacuum cleaner you are clearly doing it wrong! |
| Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Martin0(m): 6:33am On Aug 10, 2018 |
MissRaine69:wrong? so? how's right? |
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