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Missionaries Wanted... by pastordan(op): 12:51pm On Aug 23, 2018

Its time to get equip for battle. Join us in an intensive executive missions exposure programfor just a month.
see details attach.

Re: Missionaries Wanted... by OneCorner: 1:12pm On Aug 23, 2018

How much will dey be paying us.
And wat other allowances will we be getting

Re: Missionaries Wanted... by spongeisback: 1:40pm On Aug 23, 2018

You're going to be the one paying them 5000, it's on the poster. grin

OneCorner:
How much will dey be paying us.
And wat other allowances will we be getting

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Re: Missionaries Wanted... by hopefulLandlord: 1:52pm On Aug 23, 2018

spongeisback:
You're going to be the one paying them 5000, it's on the poster.

Re: Missionaries Wanted... by Realtors: 3:01pm On Aug 23, 2018

#5,000 is the training fees.
your stipend is open for negotiation when you pass thru the training stage.

Re: Missionaries Wanted... by Realtors: 3:03pm On Aug 23, 2018

Today Christian spent more money on dog foods than missions.
what's your take? the nations are waiting.

Re: Missionaries Wanted... by NPComplete: 9:11pm On Aug 23, 2018

Furcking charlatans. Wide-mouth thieves seeking for gullible victims but couldn't even come up with a better strategy.

Erase everything u wrote in the title except for "Missionaries". Just edit it to "Missionary" and append "position" beside it and maybe u will be luckier. Some people might even pay double.

Thank me later

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Re: Missionaries Wanted... by PAGAN9JA(m): 9:38pm On Aug 23, 2018

I am a Pagan Missionary. I convert christians to Traditional Religion based on the gospel of the Gods and ancestors. I have a high success rate. Am I eligible?

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Re: Missionaries Wanted... by Realtors: 9:40pm On Aug 23, 2018

Thanks sir, but this message is meant for mature minds seeking for such opportunity.

Re: Missionaries Wanted... by pastordan(op): 3:53pm On Aug 24, 2018

Where are the generals in Gods army?

Re: Missionaries Wanted... by NPComplete: 5:51pm On Aug 24, 2018

Realtors:
Thanks sir, but this message is meant for mature minds seeking for such opportunity.

Which opportunity is that? Opportunity to be scammed? Lol

Re: Missionaries Wanted... by spongeisback: 7:35pm On Aug 24, 2018

So you need money to be a general in "god's army"? I'd rather join Nigerian army at least I know and see what am signing up for.
grin

pastordan:
Where are the generals in Gods army?

Re: Missionaries Wanted... by hopefulLandlord: 7:42pm On Aug 24, 2018

spongeisback:
So you need money to be a general in "god's army"? I'd rather join Nigerian army at least I know and see what am signing up for.

and you'd get paid

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