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Ibukzy:
I don't know why u guys are complaining, knowing that the pitch is not good for short passes, most of our passes (forward) were all crosses and long passes, and we can't play fluently at all. we were even lucky to score, we should be happy no one got injured.

This was Chelsea's pitch in February 2006 against Barcelona in a UCL knockout match.

Mourinho ordered it so so as to disrupt our free flowing football.

We went, we possessed the game, we won the match.

Our boring coach has no excuse whatsoever.


We are FC BARCELONA.

Debroslink:
Front 3 of Messi, Dembele and Malcom with Coutinho supplying the killer passes is the way forward for us this season.

But our dull coach with Mourinho's DNA inside him will never reason in that direction.

replace suarez with Malcolm

Debroslink:
This was Chelsea's pitch in February 2006 against Barcelona in a UCL knockout match.

Mourinho ordered it so so as to disrupt our free flowing football.

We went, we possessed the game, we won the match.

Our boring coach has no excuse whatsoever.


We are FC BARCELONA.

to me the pitch was thee problem we we can't play our free flowing football, as u could see Messi having difficulty controlling the ball and coutinho being unable to cross the ball from the corner twice, I think the coach was also right to bring vidal in for dembele ( maybe he want to protect him from injury) as the season is still young.

if we meet teams like man city, psg, juve or bayern.
The way they will flog us eh.

haymekus:
Yes the pitch was bad, but we played so badly during the closing stage because the stupid coach decided to park the bus against a newly promoted team


Besides our right wing was very susceptible, because roberto couldn't track back on time to defend, leaving pique and rakitic to cover for him


Suarez played as if he was forced to play the match and all the coach could do was to substitute him with 2 minutes of stoppage time left (time wasting), malcom forced the gk to a smart save after he was substituted in the 82 minute, i doubt if suarez had a shot on target throughout the 90+ minute he spent on the pitch.


This man should not just stay beyound this season

He didn't park the bus against valladolid (check the possession stat) and maybe we took the foot off the gas, which I think was to protect the player from injuries

Avraham:
replace suarez with Malcolm

Lol, Suarez already has two assist this season

E. V is a horrible coach, man is so scared of Suarez that he rather have the team play with 10 players than step up and bench him.


His tactics is basically to pass the ball around with no mission whatsoever then wait till Messi or Dembele does something, after he then brings on Vidal and defend the lead.


Am I the only one that thinks Dembele's preferred position is at the right hand side of the attack? Suarez should be sold.


At this point Malcolm should be starting on the left while Messi plays a false 9 role and Dembele at the right

The pitch was also a contributing factor in the horrendous performance but no excuses for defending a lone goal

Coutinho14:
E. V is a horrible coach, man is so scared of Suarez that he rather have the team play with 10 players than step up and bench him.


His tactics is basically to pass the ball around with no mission whatsoever then wait till Messi or Dembele does something, after he then brings on Vidal and defend the lead.


Am I the only one that thinks Dembele's preferred position is at the right hand side of the attack? Suarez should be sold.


At this point Malcolm should be starting on the left while Messi plays a false 9 role and Dembele at the right

I think we should move on from the match against Roma, it getting really pathetic

Coutinho14:
E. V is a horrible coach, man is so scared of Suarez that he rather have the team play with 10 players than step up and bench him.


His tactics is basically to pass the ball around with no mission whatsoever then wait till Messi or Dembele does something, after he then brings on Vidal and defend the lead.


Am I the only one that thinks Dembele's preferred position is at the right hand side of the attack? Suarez should be sold.


At this point Malcolm should be starting on the left while Messi plays a false 9 role and Dembele at the right

The dull coach is not using Dembele well. Malcolm is more effective on the left than Dembele.

Most of Dembele's goals have come from the right side.

Dembele and Messi can rotate between the false 9 and the right wing. Most defenders will not be able to contain them.

The Malcolm I saw last night looked sharper than Suarez has been all through this season so far.

Ibukzy:
Lol, Suarez already has two assist this season

Assist my foot.

Ibukzy:
Lol, Suarez already has two assist this season

Ibukzy:
He didn't park the bus against valladolid (check the possession stat) and maybe we took the foot off the gas, which I think was to protect the player from injuries

Ibukzy:
to me the pitch was thee problem we we can't play our free flowing football, as u could see Messi having difficulty controlling the ball and coutinho being unable to cross the ball from the corner twice, I think the coach was also right to bring vidal in for dembele ( maybe he want to protect him from injury) as the season is still young.

Why y are just saying gibberish??


Are you a troll?

Well...what can the righteous say?
Luis Suarez is dead and gone to his grave sha...dazall I know

haymekus:
Why y are just saying gibberish??


Are you a troll?



Busquets: "With the pitch like it was it was really hard to play."



"It’s lamentable that the best league in the world is played in these conditions. There were areas that seemed more like a beach", he said
Trolling indeed

This comment on reddit

This game was a classic anime battle.

Valladolid came out with the villain strategy activating their special power "Shitty Ripped Up Pitch" to gain an advantage through chaos and cheating. Results early on show their devious plot may just succeed. Fanboys everywhere hold their breathe in anguish. Traitor Masip is seen laughing maniacally in goal.

Messi activates "Hand of God", it's completely ineffective. Valverde mumbles to himself, "You can't use that with VAR active, idiot"

Suarez activates "Dummy to Messi", it's ineffective . Valverde mumbles to himself, "That hasn't worked since 2016, idiot."

Coutinho activates thundercunt curler, it's ineffective. Valverde mumbles to himself, "You can use that with such poor footing, idiot"

The halftime whistle blows at 0-0 and Ray Hudson's face is completely covered in either sweat or tears or both.

Suarez plays "Random pass." It's unaffected by the shitty pitch, goal Dembele! Valladolid's manager is beside himself, "How? Our pitch is perfectly awful. No one should able to pass like that. It's not logical." Valverde replies, "Suarez's passing doesn't apply logic, that was your mistake, idiot."

Plano activates baby curler, it's ineffective. Valverde laughs, "Hahahaha, you're own pitch is your enemy now, idiot."

Valverde activates Arturo Vidal, he looks drunk.

Suarez activates offside goal, it's super effective for five seconds, and then isn't.

Valladolid activate offside goal, it's super effective for two minutes, and then it isn't.

End

Suarez's pass doesn't apply logic

this cracked me up

Lmao Dybala insecure much? but Icardi tho

Girona scores against Real Madrid after 15 minutes! Keep it up

Madrid no dey waste time. They'll sack the coach once results are not positive.

Debroslink:
Madrid no dey waste time. They'll sack the coach once results are not positive.

The problem with Valgreen is, the results are always favouring him. The board therefore turns blind eye to the several other faults.

The girona team would have ripped barce to shred had we played against them yesterday

Madrid dey ball abeg.

veekid:
Girona scores against Real Madrid after 15 minutes! Keep it up

Sorry fam. 17 points go hard una replicate this season.

haymekus:
The girona team would have ripped barce to shred had we played against them yesterday

Don't be so sure, Girona was wasteful today.

Spanish teams are good, na finishing dey worry many of them.

-Lord

Not a big fan of EV but which kind futball dem wan play 4 dis kind phitch na

Excallibur:
Not a big fan of EV but which kind futball dem wan play 4 dis kind phitch na

You be correct person

Paco to Dortmund on loan.
Well, chance for Munir.
But...can he be a threat to Suarez?
On another thought, I feel Suarez just need to play RMA to get his mojo back

funkyjms:
Paco to Dortmund on loan.
Well, chance for Munir.
But...can he be a threat to Suarez?
On another thought, I feel Suarez just need to play RMA to get his mojo back

Nice move

It's OFFICIAL: Paco Alcácer has moved to Borussia Dortmund on loan. Barça will get 2M€ for the season. BVB will take care of his full salary.

The German club have a purchase option of 23M€ + 5M€ in variables.
Barcelona will also get 5% of any future sale involving him.

Eze nnunu!!!

Who else here wishes a tough group for Barça, so Valvershit can get exposed one more time?

Isomerizm:
Who else here wishes a tough group for Barça, so Valvershit can get exposed one more time?

Then what happens next? We start wailing here?