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A man from Calabar, Cross Rivers State, has been banished from Kogi State after stealing many joysticks in the State.

According to reports, he uses voodoo to steal penis via handshake or any body contact. It was gathered that once you make contact with the suspect, you would feel a vibration from your feet to your waist and you become numb immediately.

He was, however, caught yesterday and he confessed that he uses the joysticks for rituals and sometimes sells them to politicians.

He was only able to return the recent penis he stole, when they invited the ritualist (the man with dreads) that did the voodoo, to come and reverse it. After that, he was banished from Kogi State together with his family.

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Source:
http://nairaplus.com/2018/08/man-banished-for-stealing-penis-in-kogi-video/

all d joysticks e has bin collecting tru handshakes hope say dem collect all d joysticks b4 den barnish if not dem no do well calabar man wer dae tif kogi joysticks e wan add all d joysticks to his own so dat e go get 14inches to destroy pple wife kitten

Meanwhile; My experience in a country : Egbon I have checked the car, we will change the Caliper, Bushing, Air Filter, Ball Joint, Shaft, Rotor, Front Absorber, Fan Belt, and the Fuel Injector. The Front tyres needs to be guaged, we need to change the break pads and also top the gear oil.

My experience in another country; we have checked the car, we changed the oil, you can come and pick it up.

Moral of the story : No one can solve Nigeria's problem.

Some unbelievers won't believe

SarakiBukola:
Once upon a time....

I witnessed where a dick-snatcher who returned an albino diick to a black guy at Ojuelegba bustop

Alaye, calm down

And he still won't be dangote. He is just a lazy youth.
Before you give Up in Life, first have a look at the HAIRS around your "Anus" , because despite their ENVIRONMENT, they still GROW

This is Africa

Kharol1234:
all d joysticks e has bin collecting tru handshakes hope say dem collect all d joysticks b4 den barnish if not dem no do well calabar man wer dae tif kogi joysticks e wan add all d joysticks to his own so dat e go get 14inches to destroy pple wife kitten

hahahahaha

I don't believe this story


Lot's wife turned back and change into a pillar of salt......who turned back and confirm that it was indeed a pillar if salt

Hw pesin the take buy joystick self

See eh. I want to believe this sort of dick-stealing story.

So please, when next you are reporting this sort of news, kindly attach photo of the detached dick and the flat groin of the victims. It makes it a little credulous.

Most girls/ladies in the church raise up their hands during praise an worship just to show guys they have no rings

SarakiBukola:
Once upon a time....

I witnessed where a dick-snatcher who returned an albino diick to a black guy at Ojuelegba bustop

hehehehehe. Wonders shall never end. @ your moniker, i rep omo baba oloye too

Nigerians still believing in nonsense superstition, it's no wonder that we're one of the most poorest countries in the world despite our vast resources...our great grand children will spit on our graves in shame...

King Satan,where are you, one of ur you servant have being banished

sarrki:
did he steal the joystick of ipobarecriminals?

ipobarecriminals:
sarrki respect yourself, not because we no collect our wailing stipend from APC last month

Imagine these two fighting over themselves. smh

What is joysticks?

Lol...a huge pile of bullocky tripe....

Does this still happens...


Jazz really exist...jesus

What?

Man went back home & called the cops over missing keys, we all know the country


Man proposes to a fellow man after marrying 28 wives & 47 children. We all know the country.


Police kills bus driver over N50 bribe. We all know the country.

But if den thief pesin something, how d place go come be?

Whats d name of d movie

nothing man no go see, shebi him wan start joystick bizness…. OP biiko where in kogi did this happen cus m in lokoja oo,, lemme start running

Kpekus.

Which kin news be dis?

Lemme just hold myself make I no go misbehave

Where are the joysticks?

Rubbish.
TOTAL Rubbish

Idrismusty97:
What is joysticks?

Koropon